"Uncle Monkey, the Buddha said: Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell? In order to subdue the barbarian demons as soon as possible, to eliminate the materialistic desires, demons and monsters, today I will give up this body and accompany you to that nightclub to walk on the nightclub!"

“Good, good….”

"Uncle Monkey, you can lead the way!"

With his hands closed, a little monk Tang instantly turned into a handsome bald guy wearing colorful beachwear, flip-flops on his feet, sunglasses on his eyes, and a shiny head shining under the street light.

This was the handsome barbarian dress he had seen before, so he followed suit. As for the cloth shoes, leggings and gray-brown robe of the monk, he instantly disappeared. As the saying goes, follow the local customs, in order to subdue those fairies, Tang Xiaoseng also took his time.

“!!”

"Little monk, be careful, I'll go back and tell Thirty Niang! Also, there are so many female fairies in your family, and the beautiful king of the Kingdom of Women is guarding you hard. Why do you have to come and drift this muddy water with my old grandson? Why do you need to grab those fairy fairies?"

"Are you not provoked enough demons along the way to obtain the scriptures in the West?!"

Think about it, whenever you encounter a beautiful female fairy on the way to obtain the scriptures, the first person who is thief-headed and thief-headed bald donkey will pick up the Zen stick and get on it first!

When encountering those difficult male monsters or those with magic weapons, this thief would either call her arms sore or her waist and legs hurt... Now, so many years have passed, and the other party has been messing with so many monsters and has a quarrel, he still doesn't know how to restrain himself a little?

Therefore, Uncle Monkey, who is the elder of the other party, felt that it seemed necessary to mention and correct some of the other party's evil deeds? Besides, they have all become Buddhas now, but they are all people with status. They can no longer do whatever they want as they used to, and they always have to take a little care of their face.

"Amitabha……"

"It seems that Uncle Monkey, you are still obsessed with the appearance... What is the purpose of 'provoking', and how can you say 'provoking'?"

"Didn't you hear that 'There is no tree in Bodhi, and the mirror is not a platform. There is nothing in it, so where can dust be caused?' I became a Buddha, so what can I get contaminated? Besides, the Heart Sutra of Prajna Paramita says: 'Form is emptiness, emptiness is color', 'Wine and color pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart'?"

"So Uncle Monkey, you must know that all conditioned dharmas are like dreams and bubbles. Only by understanding the mind and seeing the nature, and only by following the original mind can one realize Bodhi. Do you understand?"

Seeing that the other party didn't plan to take him there, and seeing that the other party had moved out his mother and the fairies in which world they were in now, Tang Xiaoseng was shocked. After thinking about some things, he soon became bolder and began to argue with the other party.

After talking nonsense, he looked at the monkey in front of him with that meaningful look, who seemed a little stunned, and because he didn't read, he was unwise, because he didn't chant Buddha's name, so he didn't know Zen.

Since childhood, influenced by a powerful young lady, he has instilled a lot of messy knowledge. When he grew up, Bilian, who was angry with her childhood sweetheart, wanted to match someone else's little monk, but he was determined to "pass a leaf in the flowers without touching her body"! And now he has finally come to this strange world of flowers, how could he stop his steps to continue to subdue demons and demons?

"Ahhhh!"

"You little thief is very cunning! Let go! I, Lao Sun, believe you! Go find another place to play, don't follow me all day long!"

He spitted on the other party, and a monkey slapped hard, and planned to throw away the other party's hand. He was preparing to run around alone, resolutely not to have a certain appearance, which might be a little stronger than him, and he might even go out halfway and steal his own fairy bald donkey.

after all,

The other party is rich now, and the city is so big and there are so many nightclubs. Wouldn't the other party look for a place by himself? Besides, the other party has become a Buddha now, with a vast supernatural power, and an immortal golden body, so he can't die easily. He doesn't need him to guard and protect the other party all day long.

"Uncle Monkey!"

"I have become a Buddha, I am a Buddha! If you stop me, you are a demon!"

Since he could have made up his mind to go to the scriptures and not want Bilian, he could bear to see the brat who married the Xu Xian family, what else was he afraid of now? So, seeing a dead monkey intending to eat alone, Tang Xiaoseng threatened fiercely.

"Yo?!"

"I have a hard wing. I want to fight with you Uncle Monkey? Tsk tsk, boy, it's not that I, Lao Sun, underestimate you. When it comes to breaking the wrong principles or chanting scriptures, I, Lao Sun, thinks that I, Lao Sun, is not your opponent. When it comes to fighting skills, I, Lao Sun, don't need to use a golden cudgel to deal with your little body, do you believe it?"

Seeing that the other party dared to play tricks with him, Sun Wuzi, who was dressed in a dog-like manner, took a step back, then looked up and down leisurely, then shook his head and said regretfully.

"Amitabha, good, good..."

"Uncle Monkey, since that's the case, you can go by yourself! Please rest assured, I will definitely not secretly tell Aunt Jingjing, I dare to assure you in the name of Buddha..."

Seeing that the other party was really determined to take him to wander, Tang Xiaoseng became anxious, and then he became ruthless. When he became anxious, a certain word was blurted out like a whisper in his dream.

However, as for whether it is just a verbal threat or is ready to put it into practice, he may only know that it is himself.

"you!!"

"Okay! OK! OK! Xiaomeng Tang, you are cruel!!"

He pointed at the other party with a trembling moment, then remembered some terrible things, and finally became timid. Then he shook his hand hatefully, lowered his head, turned quietly and began to lead the way in front.

"Amitabha!!"

Seeing that his purpose had been achieved and seeing that the other party was not going to run to "subduing demons and demons" by himself, Tang Xiaoseng, who was secretly happy, clasped his hands together and pronounced the Buddha's name again, and then quickly dragged his beach flip-flops and chased the monkey in front of him, who was dressed in a dog-like manner.

‘Uncle Monkey, are there really goblins in that nightclub?’

'have……'

A monkey answered weakly, and he regretted telling the other party.

‘How many are there?’

'a lot of…….'

There are indeed many, but whether you can subdue depends on your own ability, otherwise he would not have turned into a suit and a famous watch. Originally, he wanted to get a car, but he had not learned how to drive it yet, so he had to give up for the time being.

‘What kind of goblin is it?’

‘There is the kind that is bulging in front and tilted in the back, and the clothes are not possessed...’

‘Good, good, what kind of convention does this become?’

‘What, what do you want to do?’

‘Uncle Monkey, the little monk must surrender to them tonight and guide them to convert…’

‘…’

In this way, the two guys, who were neither big nor small, who were neither master nor apprentice nor uncle or nephew, were talking on the streets with their backs and talking about topics of interest, while walking towards their destination.

...

However, when they were just about to continue discussing the major events of subduing demons and accumulating merits, someone suddenly stood up from the street and called them:

"Two..."

"Hello!!"

“??”

I don’t know how far I have walked, maybe it’s one block or two?

Anyway, when the two of them turned around the corner, suddenly, two guys wearing black suits and sunglasses on the side of the street suddenly stepped out and called Tang Xiaoseng and Sun Wukong. However, they thought they didn't hear it, continued to think about their own thoughts, and continued to walk forward with their arms around them.

"stop!"

"The two in front are talking about you, stop me!"

"Two!"

"Can you wait a moment?"

Seeing that the two people actually ignored their dissuasion and ignored them, Colson and Melinda looked at each other and shook their bodies, and stood in front of the two monsters again at a very fast speed, and reached out to stop them again and stopped them.

“!!”

"Who are you?"

“…”

"Ami Tuo Buddha..."

There was no choice but to look at his own Tang Xiaoseng and said in unison.

Of course, the only one who asked the question was the irritable Monkey King. Now, Tang Xiaoseng, who was like a handsome bald young man, just chanted the Buddha's name with one hand and did not go too far to pay attention to the two people in front of him.

Because, that half-bald man would forget it, as for the fairy next to the other party...

Well, that's not his fairy, because the other party only has murderous aura and evil aura, and there is no evil aura in it. Therefore, when he felt that it should not be the object of his Tang Xiaoseng's responsibility to save him, he did not intend to take care of it. Even if the other party was going to sink into hell, he would have to let the other party go!

"Two!"

"That's right. We are from Bear ShieldD. You have been in our city for several days. We have also quietly observed you for a while. Can we talk?"

After seeing that the two of them had no harsh words and no intention to attack, Colson relaxed a little.

"For example, which planet did you come from?"

"Also, don't you know that the earth has been taken over by our Bear ShieldD? If the two of you are here for vacation, they need to go through quarantine and registration first..."

After explaining his purpose and identity, Colson sighed in his heart.

Because, I don’t know what happened recently, they actually found that many worlds actually overlap, just like different dimensions and different worlds appeared on the same earth? Anyway, Bear Shield Detective has not figured it out yet, and the Academy of Sciences in the Commonwealth of Legends in the Kepru Star Region, which is closely connected with them, also has not figured it out!

so,

There are many weird people in this world, and after many heroes and ordinary people in this world have disappeared for no reason, they are now in a state of turmoil, and they can only grit their teeth and be busy all over the world, either arresting, surveillance, or starting to contact these outsiders who suddenly break in without knowing the reasons and reasons?

“…”

"Little Monk, what is Bear ShieldDi?"

A monkey said that he never knew there was such a thing called "Bear Shield Du", so he was puzzled and looked at a true Buddhist monk beside him who claimed that he had been familiar with the Four Books and Five Sutras and other miscellaneous books since he was a child, and could recite ten thousand volumes of Buddhist scriptures silently.

"I haven't heard of it, but it sounds like the government in this world?"

Tang Xiaomeng also said that he was quite familiar with the things along the Song Dynasty and the West, and had a little friendship with the female fairies, the female kings and the princesses... However, he really didn't know much about the government in the American world outside the ocean and in a different world.

Thinking about it, they went to the Western Daleiyin Temple to obtain the true scriptures, and at most they only crossed a few big rivers, but they absolutely did not cross any vast ocean.

"Two?"

"Can you tell me? We actually have no malice, because we know that you have some magical abilities and are very curious about where you came from. This is our routine job... Of course, there are some other registrations and precautions. Can you take some time?"
To be continued...