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048 Sleeping five or six times

The old man didn't laugh, Yan Xiaoyi was embarrassed to laugh again while smiling, but put on his clothes and walked to the old man!

"Old man, what's the point?" Yan Xiaoyi said: "Marriage is a great thing. Even if it's not his own baby, it's auspicious to get married by the villagers in this country. As for such an expression? Oh, I understand, someone stole your daughter-in-law?"

Click!

The old man rolled his eyes, took out a cigarette pot from behind his waist and knocked Yan Xiaoyi's head, saying, "I'm talking nonsense, I'm not worth it for Niu Laosan. This child has been married to six times this month."

"Ah?" Yan Xiaoyi said in shock: "I have only heard of Kan's husband, but I have never heard of Kan's wife. I really don't know whether this is a blessing or a disaster for men. Should I say he is the fate of Tiansha Guxing, or should I say that he is the fate of peach blossoms? Why is it a bit enviable?"

"Nonsense." said the old man: "Although he married six times, he married all his wife."

"No, right?" Yan Xiaoyi said speechlessly: "Whether their young couple has marriage phobia or obsessive-compulsive disorder, is it fun to get married and divorce? Besides, it's not fun, doesn't the Civil Affairs Bureau care?"

The old man sighed and said, "What do you care about? I'm so sad that I didn't finish the marriage."

After sighing, the old man knocked out the ashes from the tobacco pot, stuffed some tobacco, and after lit it for himself, he told the story.

Niu Laosan was named Oxford, Yan Xiaoyile. The name of this man is very cool. However, Niu Laosan's name is a honest child. He lives in the east end of the village and has three generations of farmers. The villagers watched him grow up, honest and honest, with the simplicity and hard work of a countryman. Niu Laosan's wife is also a villager. She is two years younger than Niu Laosan. She is young and has no guesswork. She grew up with mud in the fields.

At that time, the two families thought that this marriage would be successful. When the two children grew up, the two families thought about getting married. However, something went wrong with the marriage. They looked at Feng Shui, picked auspicious days, and beat drums. Niu Laosan married his wife into the house. Everything was fine. However, on the wedding night, the spring dream was dawn. It was a very happy thing, but something happened at dawn, and the wife sleeping next to the pillow was gone!

Of course, this wife did not really disappear out of thin air, but went back to her parents' home and woke up inexplicably. The bride found herself sleeping on the big bed of her house before. If she were just like this, it would be fine. At most, she would have sleepwalking. However, the wedding dress was back, the dowry brought by her family came back, and the gifts given by the other party disappeared out of thin air. Not only that, even the money for the villagers in the village at the wedding banquet was returned to the guests as soon as the sky dawned. Even the little firecrackers, used red paper, wedding candy in her stomach, and the ingredients for the wedding banquet had already been made into the wedding banquet were all returned to their original state.

That marriage was like a dream. When I woke up, it all turned back to its original state.

So, although it was strange, I just thought that everyone was really dreaming. After all, nothing happened, just like a dream. Although Niu Laosan couldn't figure it out, he didn't think about it anymore. He simply called people and got married again, riding a black donkey with red flowers, and married his wife into the house in a grand manner. Everything was still safe and sound. However, when it was dawn on the wedding night, something happened again, and the bride disappeared, and everything returned to its original state. It was like a marriage dream again. What's even more amazing is an elderly mother-in-law in the village. After looking at the bride, she said in surprise: Why is this bride still a virgin!

This scared the person to death. The bride had several storms on her wedding night, and she had two new marriages. She would not be a virgin, but when she was young, she was a stable woman for others. What she said was absolutely impossible, so this strange thing was even more strange.

The parents of both families both gave up and did not get married. Such a strange thing happened to get married. But Niu Laosan is an honest person. Honest people generally believe in the truth. Besides, they are in love with each other and are not willing to let it go. So the third wedding began. This time, we welcomed the wedding, had a banquet, and didn't drink any wine. Niu Laosan and his wife were sitting in the room until dawn, but everything was as usual. Niu Laosan immediately smiled, but on the night after he laughed, the two turned off the lights and went to bed. When they woke up the next day, their wife disappeared again. Needless to say, as long as it was related to marriage, they all returned to the starting point.

Niu Laosan didn't believe in evil and continued to welcome the bride. This time, although the two of them still slept, they did not dare to fulfill their bride. They hoped that things would turn around. But when they woke up the next day, their wife disappeared and everything changed back to the same. It had nothing to do with whether they could fulfill their bride or not.

The wedding was four times, and it was so strange that both families were afraid, and Niu Laosan was also afraid, but he really liked his wife. He had been anxious for a few days and guessed that there was an evil spirit, but Niu Laosan was unwilling to accept it and went to the mountains to hire a bald monk. The monk patted his chest and said that he had no magic power. As a result, Niu Laosan started to welcome the bride again. As a result, he slept for a night and his wife was gone. This time, not only his wife, but also the bald monk. He searched all over the village and the surrounding three miles, but he disappeared, as if he had disappeared out of thin air.

The villagers advised Niu Laosan to forget it, but Niu Laosan was really mean. After a few days, he brought back a Taoist priest. So the sound of gongs and drums at the door was shocking again, and Niu Laosan had to marry his wife in the sixth chapter.

After hearing this, Yan Xiaoyi was stunned and smacked his lips. After a long time, he said, "Niu Laosan's wife is so unfair."

That's right? Niu Laosan slept a few more times, but his wife was miserable. She was sleeping five times, but she was still in the same place. You know, women are in pain for the first time, but they only hurt once more. It's not like Niu Laosan's wife. She has suffered five times, and she has to continue to hurt. It's really unfair!

After a while of silence, Yan Xiaoyi lifted his trousers and said to the old man: "Don't you go and see it? No matter if you go and have five or six, you're getting married. Maybe this time he really got married."

"We thought so a few times in the past. We happily continued to support Niu Laosan, but every time..." The old man knocked off the ashes in the cigarette pot and said, "We were so trembling. You said Niu Laosan, a very honest child, was involved in this strange thing? Besides, the villagers were not right. Who said that they had no children? They would be like Niu Laosan in the future. How could people live like Niu Laosan? Wouldn't they all be defeated? Who else dares to go to a wedding banquet? It's just that the Niu baby is pitiful."

Yan Xiaoyi said: "From your tone, do you really like that Niu Lao San?"

"What do you mean?" said the old man: "I am so old, almost all the young people in the village are grown from babies. No one is quite close to each other, and no one should have been involved in this matter."

"Okay!" Yan Xiaoyi spread his hands and said, "I will help you with your old wishes, as a reward for your well water and clothes."

"Come back." The old man quickly grabbed Yan Xiaoyi and said, "What doll means? Do you think what I told you just now are jokes? Don't joke about this, it's all real and dangerous."

"I'm not kidding..." Yan Xiaoyi said so, and simply waved his hand and said, "Forget it, just kidding, can't I just go and see it? I've never seen a wedding, so I'll join in the fun. You said that people are so cold and cold to get married."

After Yan Xiaoyi said that, he ran to the outside door. The old man wanted to pull him, but he was not as quick as Yan Xiaoyi's hands and feet. In the blink of an eye, Yan Xiaoyi completely ran away. The old man had no choice but to let Yan Xiaoyi go.

After crossing Tianban, Yan Xiaoyi soon saw the bride-welcoming team. There was a priest with a bull-nosed nose sang lyrics in front of him. He felt a little strange when he looked at it. The villagers in the nearby village were nestled in front of his home, but no one dared to follow the bride-welves to join in the fun. He just watched, many people shook their heads and sighed, obviously because Niu Laosan was not worth it.

A moment later, the wedding party that had received the New Year stopped in front of the yard of Niu Laosan's family. The inner door was filled with round tables with red cloth, which were filled with vegetables. This was called a flowing table. The banquet in the countryside was not a show, but it was affordable. It was all big bowls of dishes, and it was constantly baked in the middle. Who would like to congratulate me and say a few auspicious words, and all of them could be served. After leaving, the people behind immediately followed. Because of this, marriages in the country are often more lively.

However, the Niu family was deserted at this moment, and there were some villagers around, but no one dared to really sit on the flowing mat.

When he came into the door, before the chasing ceremony, the old man with bull's nose set up a table, spread yellow cloth, put pig's heads, put fruits, boiled high incense, put a bowl of chicken blood towards the front door, put a bowl of clear water towards the door, took out a copper coin sword from the pocket of the linen, put a yellow talisman on it, and then opened the method, and said something in his mouth.

Yan Xiaoyi had never seen this tune before. At first, he was quite excited and thought that the dance master was very good, but he soon started yawning. The old man from the bull's nose started to mumble from dusk until it was dark. The lights were lit around him. He was still there endlessly. Yan Xiaoyi was determined to sit on the flowing mat to have a meal, but the old man from the bull's nose was endless. When will the meal start? Yan Xiaoyi's stomach was not very proud and screamed several times!

"Damn it, I can't bear it anymore." Yan Xiaoyi patted his stomach, walked into the Niu family mansion, pointed to the bull's nose, which was still doing it, and said, "Hey, will you catch ghosts? Is it over?"

Although there were few people watching the fun at the door, there were still some people. After Yan Xiaoyi walked into the house, everyone's eyes immediately focused on Yan Xiaoyi.

The old Taoist said unhappily: "Which baby from which family has seen Master Dao doing it? He let the evil ghost go away. How can you explain to others?"

"I'll just tell you!" Yan Xiaoyi said with a slut, "Can you catch ghosts?"

The old Taoist sneered: "I don't know, can you, a baby?"

"I'm better than you even if I can't." Yan Xiaoyi pointed to the old man and said, "Isn't it just to let the dirty things appear? I will teach you how to do it today, so that you can save you from being so tired every time in the future."

After Yan Xiaoyi finished speaking, he walked to a brave man wearing a black silk shirt, wearing a little black hair, and a small red flower hanging on his chest and said, "Niu Laosan, groom, right?"

"Yes." Niu Laosan nodded honestly and said, "Which company is from? Why haven't I seen you before?"

"Don't worry about which family I am, if you are Niu Laosan!" Yan Xiaoyi suddenly pulled out the M1911, pulled out the insurance, put on the groom box, and then raised the gun and pointed it at Niu Laosan. Yan Xiaoyi looked around and shouted: "I don't care what you are. If you don't come out, I will kill this person. I see that you have no groom back, so how can you play with marriage!"
Chapter completed!
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