The three of them looked at the red-faced man with sideways eyebrows.

"Yide, it seems that that person is attracted to you and can't help it! Why don't you just break the deadlock and attract him over?" Zhang Han said.

"First of all, he has an unrequited love for me. Secondly, my name is Feifei." Zhang Fei replied coyly.

"Nima, if you don't go, I'll kill you! Don't you feel sick when that bastard keeps licking his tongue?" Liu Bei actually stood up and roared. Zhang Han looked at Liu Bei speechlessly - Damn, what are you learning from the ancients?

It’s so powerful!

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw a red-faced man already sitting at a table with three people: "My surname is Guan Mingyu, my courtesy name is Changsheng, later changed to Yunchang, and I am a good man from Hedong. Because I am a powerful man who relies on his power to dominate others, I killed him and fled."

Jianghu, it has been five or six years. Now I heard that troops are being recruited here to defeat thieves, so I came here to apply."

Liu Bei calmly replied: "So, you are trying to avoid being chased by the police and want to travel around the world with us?"

Zhang Han: "How did you analyze it from my sister?"

Zhang Fei: "The mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are harmonious, so I dare to fight...!" Before he could finish his words, he heard only "Ah fight!" A strong fist wind roared, and in an instant, the wine table returned to calm.

.

"It's been chirping since just now! I thought it was this dear friend's pet, but I can't stand it going on forever!" It turns out that the blow just now was caused by Guan Yu!

Zhang Han lowered his head to finish reading, then raised his head and said: "A restoration is brewing, don't you realize it?"

Everyone looked under the table...

Although Zhang Fei spit out a few ounces of blood from one punch, a few drops were stained on his embroidered fingertips. At this moment, it was written on Guan Yu's shoes and socks - Jun Jue.

...

"It's an honor to meet the three of you by chance, Xuande, and we all have similar interests. How about we marry Jinlan?" After saying that, Liu Bei glanced at Zhang Fei and said, "Join Jinlan~ It's Jinlan!"

Zhang Fei looked aside with a flirtatious look: "If you hate it, just end it!"

Guan Yu looked at Zhang Han in confusion: "May I ask if there is any other explanation for Yijie Jinlan?"

"I'm just asking you if you want to be gay!" Zhang Han replied casually.

The other three people shouted in unison: "Gay?!"

Zhang Han was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Liu Bei——Venue!

Zhang Fei - Yes! There is a peach garden behind my house! But...props?

Guan Yu - Yes! The wine and meat I ordered will be served in a moment! But...incense candles?

The three of them looked at Zhang Han, who was extremely embarrassed: "Damn it, I'm talking about having sex! It's not a sworn relationship! There are incense candles! I'm going to buy them right now!"

...

"Nima, how could you forget to ask them for some money before going to buy candles! Damn, I made you run so far! You probably didn't catch up, right? After all, I am also the little prince of high school long-distance running, and he is not a wasted name!" Zhang

As Han was thinking about it, he didn't forget to look back to see if the owner of Xiangzhu was chasing him.

Suddenly, it seemed as if Zhang Han realized something...

"Where is Fei'er's family! I went away, but they didn't tell me! If I can become sworn brothers with the three of them, then I can enter history! What a great opportunity this is! No, I have to hurry up

Got it!"

...

In the Taoyuan behind Zhang Fei's house.

Liu Bei: "Why haven't you come yet?"

Guan, Zhang: "Why don't you wait any longer?"

Liu Bei thought for a moment: "We'll wait while we tie!"

Guan, Zhang: "Xuande is wise!"

I saw three people laying the table and setting out the food. Although the incense and candles were missing, it was just a formality!

Liu Bei—me! Liu Bei Liu Xuande!

Guan Yu—me! Guan Yu Guan Yunchang!

Zhang Fei - me! Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide!

Liu Bei - Today I would like to marry the two heroes in front of me! Although we cannot be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, I hope to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!

Liu Bei——From now on! We will share the blessings and the difficulties~ (Quick: They) Be!

Guan Yu - from now on! Share the blessings and share the hardships!

Zhang Fei——From now on! Share the blessings and share the hardships!

Liu Bei stood up first and looked at Guan Yu with a very solemn gaze: "Are you willing to let a man with such a temperament in front of you be your eldest brother?"

Guan Yu had no time to think: "I do!"

Liu Bei turned to Zhang Fei, his eyes even more solemn: "Are you willing to let such a temperamental man in front of you be your eldest brother, and at the same time let this red-faced male god be your sister-in-law... Bah! Be your second brother?"

Zhang Fei shyly replied: "I...will!"

At this moment, there is endless warmth in this peach garden, and the three heroes of the late Eastern Han Dynasty finally gather together!

As the saying goes, I hope that people will live forever, and we will share the beauty of the moon thousands of miles apart! There are close friends in the sea, and we are like neighbors across the world! If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night?

Liu Bei cried with joy: "Second brother! Third brother!"

Guan Yu: "Big brother! Third brother!"

Zhang Fei: "Master! Second senior brother!...I'm sorry! Big brother! Second brother! Wait a minute, what should I do with Bing Liang?"

At this moment, a person flashed into the peach garden. This person was out of breath. After seeing Liu, Guan, and Zhang, they were even more excited than words can express! Yes, it was the miserable Zhang Han!

He finally found the right path!

"What? The knot is over? Stop! Count me in, count me in! I can be a kid!" Zhang Han followed the three of them and kept shouting.

Liu Bei took her into his arms and said, "As the saying goes, a man can't keep a young lady! The union of all of us is just a formality. In this way, there will be a legend in the world from now on, right? What's more, the people are tired, rebellions are everywhere, and the imperial court is corrupt.

Incompetent, how can we waste our precious years on such children's things? Besides, you don't know Guan Guan's temper. If you ask him to do it again, he will definitely get angry. And that Fei

Fei, do you want to get bored with him a little more? Okay! We are all adults, let’s talk about it, I think you understand!”

Zhang Han: "..."

Liu Bei: "Okay, in front of outsiders, they and I are sworn brothers. But only you and I know that we are truly life-and-death friends!"

"Okay! Stop talking!" Zhang Han stretched out his hand and made a stop gesture: "I understand! I understand everything! Please, when you talk about the relationship between life and death, don't draw a circle with your left hand and insert the ring finger of your right hand into it.

,ok?”

Liu Bei laughed loudly: "Okay! Okay! I am so happy today! The next step is the beginning of our grand ambitions! In this way, we each search in this county to see if there are any suitable weapons. Tomorrow noon

How about we meet up in Taoyuan and go to the army together?

...

"Nima, isn't this difficult for me? The male and female swords belong to Liu Bei, the Qinglong Yanyue Sword belongs to Guan Yu, and the Zhangba Snake Spear belongs to Zhang Fei! I have a weapon from Dan! In case I can't get something decent.

Come out, maybe we won't be able to play happily together in the future! I'm going to go!" Zhang Han walked on the blacksmithing street in Xu County, frowning...

Taoyuan the next day.

Liu, Guan, and Zhang were all talking about the weapons in their hands, but they saw a man showing his domineering attitude suddenly appearing aside!

"Second brother, third brother! The hero in front of me looks very familiar, but according to my memory of that old friend, he shouldn't have such a strong aura!" Liu Bei asked, stroking his beard.

"Oh? Could it be that he is really Zhang Bingliang? Could it be that he is the legendary ancient weapon - the emperor's new clothes?" Guan Yu answered.

"He belongs to me tonight~" You know, it's Fei'er.

Zhang Han approached slowly, and Liu Bei stepped forward: "Brother Bingliang, what are you..."

Zhang Han stretched out his hand to interrupt: "No need to say more, I didn't have enough money yesterday, so I had to resort to this trick and pawned my clothes in exchange for the magic weapon in my hand!"

Liu, Guan, Zhang: "Loyal, righteous, courageous, iron-blooded and tender!"

"Look!" Zhang Han roared and showed the weapon in his hand in front of the three people!

"Yeah? Brother Bingliang, where did you buy this fruit knife? It's so exquisite----oh!" Guan Yu asked as he picked up the dagger in Zhang Han's hand.

"Damn it, you know nothing! This knife cuts iron like mud. It is a peerless magic weapon. I will not lose to you at all! Okay, give it back to me!" Zhang Han said and snatched the dagger back.

Continued: "Come on, show me your dick!"

So Liu and Guan showed their weapons one after another.

That’s right, it’s Liu Bei’s male and female double sword and Guan Yu’s Qinglong Yanyue Sword!

"Nima! Yide, what kind of plane are you doing?" Zhang Han asked irritably.

Zhang Fei was sweating, but still couldn't untie his belt: "Come and help me, I can't untie it."

"What are you doing! Who would put weapons in their crotch?" Zhang Han asked depressedly.
Chapter completed!