Chapter 82 Old People Meet F4
Diao Chan looked helplessly at Zhang Han and slowly closed his eyes, as if something crystal clear had slipped out of the corners of his eyes.
If you witness someone kissing your woman, what would you do? Rush up and beat that man to pieces? I have to tell you, that man is the God of War, so do you still want to rush?
Zhang Han's face turned pale. He knew that this historical process would definitely happen, but no matter how he prepared himself, it was still difficult to accept it when everything was revealed in front of him.
"Ah hum..." Zhang Han pretended to cough, and then Lu Bu knowingly let go of Diao Chan, and the two stood side by side and looked at Zhang Han.
"Well, happy reunion. General Lu, shall we go?" Zhang Han asked respectfully.
Lu Bu laughed: "Hey, don't worry! Brother Bingliang, this is my wife! My name is Diao Chan. Isn't it a shame to be born in the moonlight?" After Lu Bu said that, he looked towards Diao Chan. Of course Diao Chan
You have to cooperate, and you can be charming with a smile!
Zhang Han felt uncomfortable watching it. After all, the person standing in front of him was his own woman. No matter whether you were acting or showing your true feelings, my male protagonist was present anyway. How dare you seduce a man in front of me like this?
So Zhang Han replied with a hint of anger: "Oh, it's just an ordinary appearance. There is something wrong with General Lu's eyesight!"
Of course Diao Chan understood that Zhang Han was speaking out of anger, but he couldn't let it happen. He quickly pretended to throw himself into Lu Bu's arms and said softly: "I hate it, my dear, he said I'm ugly! I'm unhappy!"
Lu Bu hurriedly patted Diao Chan. He didn't say anything, but just smiled. Diao Chan replied: "Bad guy~ He even smiles so unseriously..." After hearing this, Lu Bu looked at Zhang Han with a smile on his face: "
Did you see it? I’m naturally dashing and there’s nothing I can do about it! It’s just a matter of me casually coaxing girls!”
Zhang Han thought to himself: Go away, you know what? The horse in front of you belongs to me, you know? You can coax me, but I can't?
Holding his breath, Zhang Han came to Diao Chan. He followed Lu Bu's example and didn't speak. He just smiled. It was just to let Diao Chan cooperate with him and give him some face. Unexpectedly, Diao Chan turned around and stared at Zhang Han for a few seconds.
: "Smile, smile, smile nmlgb!"
The entire Xiwu could hear Lu Bu's indulgent laughter!
...
After returning to Chang'an, Wang Yun held a banquet in honor of those who had contributed to overthrowing the rebellious ministers.
Lu Bu and Diao Chan were sitting next to Zhang Han. Diao Chan was holding a lovely white cat in his hands. Just like its owner, it had a gentle and beautiful appearance that made people want to touch it just by looking at it!
Midway, Lu Bu relieved himself and left, leaving only Zhang Han and Diao Chan sitting there.
Of course Diao Chan couldn't let this time pass in vain, but after all, there were so many ears and eyes around him that it was difficult to speak out. He also saw a plate of egg and meat soup on Zhang Han's table, so he casually struck up a conversation and said, "These eggs are delicious if you put them on!"
Of course, Zhang Han knew that the other party was deliberately raising the topic, but when he thought of Diao Chan and Lu Bu's intimacy, Zhang Han became angry and did not answer the topic. Instead, he asked: "Your cat (cat) is so beautiful."
After hearing this, Diao Chan said: "We haven't seen each other for so long, can you be more serious?"
Zhang Han still did not give a direct answer: "Your cat is still very white!"
Diao Chan got angry, pointed at Zhang Han's egg and meat soup and replied: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will mess with your eggs!"
Zhang Han: "..."
At this time, Lu Bu had returned, and the two had to stop talking. Lu Bu hugged Zhang Han and said, "Diao Chan has been depressed since he returned to Chang'an. I don't know why! I heard a friend say that if the wife is in a bad mood,
Just push her down on the bed and have sex and it will calm down!"
Zhang Han rolled his eyes at Lu Bu: "After you went to the latrine, you put your hand on my shoulder when you came back. What do you mean? You want to leave some smell on me?" After hearing this, Lu Bu naturally let go of his hand. Zhang Han continued: "Then hey.
How do you feel after that?"
Lu Bu replied: "I tried it several times, and it really works! But now Diao Chan gets sulky all the time... I can't stand it!"
When Zhang Han heard this, he really wanted to push Lu Bu down, and then stuff the Mexican cactus into his anus! This is not the end, after stuffing it in, he must hold the exposed cactus handle again.
Spin around a few times! Lu Bu's anus must be smashed!
At this time, a soldier from outside the palace rushed into the palace and presented a scroll of bamboo letters to Wang Yun. Wang Yun opened it and read it. It turned out that it was Li Jue, Guo Si, Zhang Ji, and Fan Chou who fled to Shaanxi and sent people to Chang'an to petition.
amnesty.
Wang Yun threw the bamboo letter on the ground and shouted: "Dong Zhuo's domineering behavior was only aided by these four people. Even if the world is amnesty, these four people will not be pardoned."
A few days later, the envoy reported back to Li Jue.
Li Jue said to everyone: "Hey, I can't ask for mercy. Let's just escape. He will become a bandit after sunset, and at least he can live a life of freedom."
At this time, a young counselor next to Li Jue stepped forward. This man had a face like white jade, black hair and beard, and a pair of thick eyebrows and thin eyes that constantly radiated the light of wisdom! Who is this man? He is the former husband of Dong Zhuo
, people gave him the nickname - Jade Faced Flying Dragon Lord, Jia Xu!
Jia Xu stepped forward and said: "If everyone disperses today and runs away, one day a pavilion chief and a few soldiers will be able to capture several generals! It is better to lure the Shaanxi headquarters' troops and horses and kill them."
Enter Chang'an to avenge Dong Zhuo. If you succeed, you will obey the imperial court's orders to rectify the world in the future, and everyone will have nothing to say; if you fail, it will be too late to run away!"
Li Jue frowned: "Having said that, the remnant of our F4 troops escaped, with less than 5,000 people. How can we break into Chang'an?"
Jia Xu leaned into Li Jue's ear and whispered: "This way...this way...then...that way...that way!"
Li Jue kicked me hard: "I bought a watch last year, don't give me the same thing as on TV. If you have a plan, tell me!"
...
As expected, Jia Xu came up with a plan. According to Jia Xu's plan, f4 and others immediately spread rumors in Xiliang: "Dong Zhuo's old troops fled to Xiliang, and General Situ Wang Yun wants to wipe out the people here!"
Soon the whole people of Xiliang were shocked. At this time, Li Jue ascended the throne and shouted: "It is useless to die. How can you rebel against me?"
Everyone was willing to follow. So F4 and others easily gathered more than 100,000 people and divided them into four groups. Each of F4 led a group to fight towards Chang'an. On the way, they met Dong Zhuo's son-in-law Zhonglang General Niu Fu, who led an army of 5,000 people and wanted to go and fight with them.
The father-in-law took revenge, so Li Jue joined forces with him and made him the vanguard. The four of them advanced one after another.
Zhang Han was in Chang'an at this time. Of course, he didn't know that the danger was coming. He was resting in his temporary residence. Suddenly, he suddenly had a whim - he had never seen the well of the ancient Nima people. It would be very convenient to bring a bucket of water to bathe.
Not bad!
So Zhang Han came to the well and prepared to put a bucket into the well to draw water.
At this time, Zhang Han only felt a few "swish, swish, swish" sounds behind him. With many years of experience in watching martial arts TV series, Zhang Han knew that a master was coming! Zhang Han hurriedly turned around, but several people behind him were already in front of him.
They were almost face to face! Zhang Han was so suddenly frightened that before he could see clearly who was standing in front of him, he stumbled and fell backwards into the well!
During the fall, I heard a hazy chorus of words from the well - Congratulations, may you get rich, may everything go well, come to the savior!
moment.
The water in the well was cold. Zhang Han was holding on to the wall of the well. His whole body was trembling and his lungs were about to explode: "What the hell! Why don't you help me up quickly?"
Congratulations, may everything go well. They hurriedly found a rope and threw it down. However, probably because they were too anxious and their IQ was zero, they ended up throwing down the whole bundle of rope.
Zhang Han was depressed to death and said: "What a scam? How can you pull me up if you throw it down like this?"
Of course, the four of them were extremely embarrassed: "Master, then... what should we do?"
Zhang Han replied: "If you want to save me, you should also hold on to one end of the rope! I'm gone and you ask me what to do? Keep saving me!"
The four of them looked at each other and asked in unison: "Master, are you sure?"
Zhang Han roared angrily: "Don't let me say it for the second time!"
Then Zhang Han only heard "plop", "plop", "plop" and "plop" four times...
Looking at the four people who also jumped into the well, Zhang Han could no longer complain. Yes, they were here to hold one end of the rope...
Zhang Han touched the water splashed on his face and said calmly: "So?"
After some explanation, Zhang Han understood that the four men came to him again on Cao Cao's order to protect him from Chang'an. The reason was - after careful investigation, the Xiliang rebel army had already assembled to kill Chang'an!
Zhang Han was shocked: "I'm confused! What should I do now?"
Congratulations. After thinking for a moment, I looked up at the mouth of the well!
Zhang Han was overjoyed and thought to himself: Fortunately, these four are all masters. It will be easy to jump out of this well, right?
But just as he finished thinking about it, he heard four people around him shouting toward the wellhead in unison: "Help!"
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Wang Yun heard that Xiliang soldiers were coming and discussed with Lu Bu.
Lu Bu didn't take it to heart very much: "Don't worry, Situ. There's no need to be afraid of these rats!"
Then Lu Bu led Li Su and led his troops out of Chang'an to face the rebel army! Li Su took the lead in the battle, and happened to meet Niu Fu, the second-generation official who had joined the army, and killed him for a while. Niu Fu could not resist the enemy and was defeated!
Unexpectedly, at the second watch of the night, Niu Fu took advantage of Li Su's unpreparedness to win during the day and came to sneak attack. (How simple a plan is this?) As a result, Li Su's army was caught off guard and was killed.
Li Su brought the defeated army to see Lu Bu: "Brother, we are defeated~ They are playing dirty tricks!"
Lü Bu was furious and said: "How can you dampen my spirit!" He then beheaded Li Su and hung up his army. In fact, this Li Su was completely scapegoated. He was just a vanguard. After winning for a while during the day, Lü Bu, as the marshal,
Of course, instructions should be given for the next step! But to go back to what I said before, after all, Lu Bu is just a general, not a handsome man!
He was born to be a vanguard, but now he is the commander-in-chief of the three armies. How can he have so many strategies to face the enemy? At this moment, the vanguard has been broken, and naturally it is Lu Bu who has no command! Lu Bu directly followed the military order and killed Li Su, who had a close relationship with him.
Just to show that I don't miss old friendships, I have an iron-blooded military discipline, and at the same time I can completely push away my mistakes. I am definitely a master!
But anyone with a discerning eye will see from this incident only Lu Bu's ruthlessness and his inner strength. At least that's what Zhang Han, who has just gained military intelligence, feels like this! At this moment, he was accompanied by four personal bodyguards, soaked to the skin, in the Chang'an Hall with
Chapter completed!