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Chapter 73 Playing Gods and Playing Ghosts, Scaring the Yellow Turban Army in the Forest

It was said to be a rescue, but in fact it was a head-on battle! Zhang Han was thinking about how to defeat the enemy along the way! This time, he was betrayed naked by Liu Bei!

Zhang Han is already an expert at leading troops on the road, giving orders, catching sparrows, and plucking watermelons. But when you talk about leading troops in a direct battle, this is the first time! What's more, there are so many people around him in this battle.

Without Guan Guan, Feifei helps, how should I win?

Rather than wanting to win this battle, Zhang Han was actually thinking more about how to protect the women, children, and elderly people in the Yellow Turban Army! They say that those who want to achieve great things cannot be kind to women, but Zhang Han never thought about it.

Let yourself become an inhumane winner!

"We must come up with a solution that has both ends in mind!" Zhang Han said to himself.

At this moment, Zhang Han's troops could already see the garrison of the Yellow Turban rebels in front of them from a distance!

"Sir, how should we fight?" The soldiers who followed really couldn't stand it anymore. After all, they were almost at hand-to-hand distance, but the commander never explained how to fight this battle. All the soldiers below were confused!

Zhang Han replied: "The plague is everywhere in the enemy's formation. We can only lure the enemy out of the formation, but we cannot rush into the enemy's stronghold. Otherwise, even if we win, I'm afraid that all of you will be infected!" At this point, Zhang Han replied

Han suddenly felt enlightened!

The soldiers saw Zhang Han looking at everyone with his eyes widened and as if saying to himself: "Plague? Hahahahaha!"

The soldiers heard Zhang Han's words inexplicably, and even Monk Zhang Er was confused.

...

Late at night, most people in the Yellow Turban Army Formation have already rested. However, as usual, there are still a small number of soldiers patrolling the village with various weapons. However, such patrols are almost meaningless.

It's just a routine matter.

Suddenly, these patrolling soldiers discovered that there were bright lights flashing in a nearby forest! It made people feel chilly!

The soldiers immediately reported it to the boss of the entire army. The boss took it seriously. He rushed out of the tent to take a look and saw this strange light! Just when he was about to tell everyone to be on guard, he heard a loud shout in the forest.

sky!

The boss was panicked for a moment, and quickly ordered the soldiers to prepare for war! But there were people sleeping everywhere on the ground around them. The shouts at this moment woke up all the sleeping people, and the whole camp was in chaos!

Guan Guan pulled Feifei and ran outside: "There's... there's... there's some movement! I guess big brother and the others are here to rob... rob... the village!"

Feifei rubbed his eyes and replied lazily: "Wake me up after the robbery is over!"

But after Feifei finished rubbing his eyes, he discovered that a large group of soldiers seemed to be rushing out of the forest opposite. They were all wearing armor, holding shields and long knives, and they were rushing toward him like a splash!

Feifei hurriedly pulled Guan Guan and ran towards the back: "Hurry up! Who knows that we are there in this formation on the opposite side! If we are accidentally injured, wouldn't it be an unjust death?" Guan Guan also felt that it was true after hearing this.

Reason, quickly follow Feifei and run to the rear to escape from this chaotic place! Generals who can become famous in history usually know how to protect themselves wisely. At this moment, I am just a yellow turban janitor, why should I go to the front to watch the fun? So

Guan Guan and Feifei’s choice is extremely wise!

The soldiers who rushed out of the forest looked mighty, but they just rushed in front of the Yellow Turban soldiers who woke up from their sleep. They just fought casually for a few times and then started running back towards the forest! As they ran, they shouted: "Okay.

It’s amazing! I can’t resist it!”

The Yellow Turban boss was confused for a moment: "I'm going? What kind of rhythm is this? Is this considered a sneak attack? Are you here to act as an alarm clock, calling us to get up for midnight snacks? Brothers, it seems they are very weak! Here we go.

I'll chase you!"

With a roar, the yellow scarf boss took the lead and rushed into the forest, followed by tens of thousands of soldiers chasing him into the forest!

Besides, the group of soldiers who acted as alarm clocks were actually only one or two hundred people! After they returned to the woods, they immediately broke into pieces and scattered into the grass!

After a while, the Yellow Turban boss arrived, but while chasing him, he felt that the surrounding environment was not right! This place is deep in a dense forest, there is no sound everywhere, and it is the middle of the night, and there is no vision. It is a perfect place for an ambush!

He gave a "stop" gesture towards the back, and tens of thousands of people behind him received the order to stop. It was just that the people behind him imitated the actions of the people in front. For a while, the sound of pushing, pushing and cursing could not be heard - Peasant Uprising

of bad nature.

At this time, Zhang Han's troops were ambushed everywhere in the forest. A soldier whispered: "Sir, we ran in such a mess, now we must teach them a lesson!"

"That's an army of tens of thousands of people! Do you think an ambush is guaranteed to win? If they can't be defeated in one fell swoop, they will react soon. By then, with their numerical advantage, coupled with the dim night and poor visibility, our losses may be huge.

It's big! Don't worry, just do as I told you before!" Zhang Han replied calmly, with a look of victory on his face!

The yellow turban boss touched his beard and thought with a resourceful look: Could it be that he wants to ambush me? Huh, let's do it! I have tens of thousands of people entering the forest, and I am still afraid of a sneak attack?

Just when I was thinking of this, I heard some movement around me! But this movement was definitely not the killing sound that should be expected from a sneak attack!

But...

【Woo~~~~~Woo~~~~~Woo~~~~】

Suddenly, the entire forest was filled with such trembling ghostly sounds, and then the breeze in the forest dispersed the sounds. It sounded like a ghost!

Of course, the Yellow Turban rebels were shocked. The troops that were scattered everywhere gradually began to gather in the middle!

Zhang Han covered his mouth with joy and thought: These idiots are really afraid of ghosts! Haven't you heard Brother Guanxi say - there is only one place in the world where ghosts exist, and that is in the heart!

Then Zhang Han continued to order softly: "Quick! Give them a powerful ingredient!"

These soldiers were originally ordinary people with no culture! In addition, in that era, many things could not be explained with knowledge. When your knowledge could not explain what was happening in front of you, people needed some explanations to deceive themselves!

At first, these sayings, such as gods, ghosts, etc., were just used to find spiritual support for oneself, but after being told from generation to generation, a kind of superstition gradually formed.

At this moment, in the weird forest where you can't even see your fingers, there are ghost screams everywhere. If it were you, could you calm down? Fortunately, there were tens of thousands of yellow scarf soldiers chasing into the forest. As the saying goes,

The more people you have, the more courage you get, so even though everyone is moving closer to others, they are not completely frightened until...

I suddenly shouted out somewhere - my whole body was burned!

Then another voice came from the other direction - I was not sick, I died unjustly!

Then continue to follow - give us our lives! Come to the pit!

OK, the fear that was suppressed in my heart was completely activated by these three sentences! The biggest Achilles heel of the Yellow Turban Soldier Sect is of course the deep pit where countless companions suffering from the plague were buried and burned to death!

First, a few people in the tens of thousands of Yellow Turban Army suddenly shouted: "Ghost!"

Then the people around him squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, so frightened that they could no longer stand up!

Then the situation became like an infection. More and more people were either running around or squatting on the ground and not daring to move!

Then the whole army was in complete chaos, trampling on each other, unable to find their way out of the forest, and shouting and screaming! At this moment, no matter how the boss drove them away, everyone no longer obeyed the command!

Zhang Han saw that the time was ripe and shouted: "Come on! Take your life!"

Of course, this is a secret code, which means - brothers, go for it!

I just shouted like this to achieve a better frightening effect!

For a time, Zhang Han's 30,000 troops in the forest were like divine soldiers descending from the sky, emerging from various hiding spots! They kept shouting: Kill!

This is great, the Yellow Turban soldiers who were already in complete chaos really thought that the ghosts were coming to claim their lives! They ran even more fiercely one by one, even the weapons in their hands were no longer needed, and they kept throwing them on the ground!

Zhang Han walked at the end wearing several layers of armor, constantly looking at the weapons dropped on the ground - swords, machetes, kitchen knives, watermelon knives, sickles, durians, chairs, fans, everything you want!

At this moment, Zhang Han suddenly felt his body being hit hard by a huge force, and his whole body fell to the side!

Several layers of heavy armor made it difficult for Zhang Han to move. At this moment, Zhang Han fell to the ground and just turned around, only to find that someone was already riding on his belly!

"I'm warning you! I hate it when others ride on me! Especially when men ride on me!" Zhang Han yelled!

"Damn, you're the one taking the lead! How dare you pretend to be a ghost! I'll kill you!" That's right, it's the Yellow Turban boss!

After the boss said this, he raised the machete with both hands high and was about to chop it at Zhang Han's head!

At this moment, Zhang Han's long-lost feeling of life appeared again - the warmth in his crotch!

The machete struck fiercely. Zhang Han had no choice but to reach out and subconsciously block it! He was still thinking that this arm was useless!

"Bang!" Without hesitation, the knife hit a small piece of iron on Zhang Han's arm guard!

The yellow turban boss was stunned, but Zhang Han had already raised his knee and hit the yellow turban boss hard on the butt! The boss rushed forward and ate a mouthful of mud! Zhang Han quickly stood up, looking for his sword all over the ground.

!But just now I was pushed by this idiot, and I don’t know where the sword fell!

The yellow scarf boss slowly stood up, took a few mouthfuls of mud, and became even more angry. He raised his air knife and struck again!

Zhang Han finally saw clearly that the attacker who was coming towards him was very tall! He had no weapons at the moment, so he couldn't fight head-on. He might as well duck into his crotch to avoid him!

Of course he had to do it when he thought of it! So when the boss was about to cut him, Zhang Han quickly lowered his body and penetrated into the boss's crotch...

"Ouch! It hurts! It hurts! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die~" The yellow scarf boss covered his chicken with both hands and rolled on the ground in pain.

And Zhang Han was also holding his head, with stars in his head - it turned out that Zhang Hanguang wanted to get into his crotch, but he forgot that he was wearing so many layers of armor and his body was bigger than the opponent~ How did he get into his crotch? He drilled hard and it was just right.

The hard part of the head armor hit the yellow turban boss's shy part hard~
Chapter completed!
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