But it was said that Gongsun Zan had agreed to Yuan Shao and had already led the Peiping brigade and Han Bei Yufei to Jizhou!

After traveling for a few days, we set up a stronghold and temporarily suspended the army for rest.

"Do you know how to tell a man's age from his penis and (harmony)?" Feifei asked mysteriously in the tent.

Zhang Han turned his face away: "Nimei, what are you studying every day? What kind of bird problem, I don't want to care about you!"

Guan Guan saw that Zhang Han was unwilling to answer, so he gave Feifei a face: "Look at his face... color... color?"

Feifei slapped his thigh and replied excitedly: "Yes! Yes! If it's pitch black, you're in your prime! If it's pink and cute, you're a teenager!" But as soon as Feifei finished saying this, Liu Bei entered the tent.

.

Xuande glanced at the three of them and then looked at Feifei: "Why bother? Just cut it off and look at its growth rings!"

Zhang Han turned around: "Well, you are indeed the eldest brother. His answers are always unexpected and very cruel... Oh, by the way, eldest brother, although we voted for Gongsun Zan, he doesn't seem to treat us well."

Are you looking forward to seeing you?"

Liu Bei returned to the tent again, leaned forward and leaned out. After making sure that no one was around, he turned around and came in: "Speak softly, maybe the wall has ears!"

Only then did Zhang Han realize that he had been too careless! After all, he had to pay attention to his behavior when he was living under someone else's roof! Feifei seemed to have some doubts about what Zhang Han said, and softly answered: "Then Gongsun Zan reorganized the two of us.

Ten thousand sergeants, every three thousand are assigned to different lieutenants for training and divided into different formations, why is this?"

Guan Guan replied calmly: "Ten little wives, divide...divide...divide them among ten different friends, and sleep with them for a period of time. There will always...always...there will always be a change of heart among the little wives. When the time comes,

Please...please...please them come back, they won't come back either!

Zhang Han shook his head and said: "I told you earlier, why did you vote for Gongsun Zan? Now that we are here, the military power has been disintegrated! If one day they ask us to offer chrysanthemums, we won't even have the capital to shake our heads!"

The three of them talked for a while. Liu Bei just wanted to join in a few words, but he heard something quiet outside, so he suddenly said indifferently: "There are many opportunities for success, and being a minister is one of them. Since we

I voted for General Gongsun and just tried my best to help him. Why are we discussing these useless things? Don’t mention these things again in the future!"

Of course Zhang Han noticed this subtle change, but he was also worried that someone was eavesdropping outside the tent, so he didn't say anything. After a while, the four people came out of the tent, and Guan Guan Feifei went to visit his soldiers, but Zhang Han discovered

Liu Bei stopped several soldiers patrolling outside the tent and asked, "Was there anyone walking back and forth outside my tent just now?"

The soldier thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "No, there are only a few of us patrolling here. What's wrong?"

Liu Bei replied: "It's okay. Don't walk so loudly the next time you inspect." After saying that, he left as if all the stress had been relieved.

After reading it, Zhang Han thought to himself: Xuande, you are the real actor! It turns out that you thought someone was really eavesdropping outside the tent just now, so you suddenly spoke for Gongsun Zan! But even if you are acting, you don’t have to

We brothers who have been through life and death should also cheat together, right?

at night.

Han Beiyu Fei accepted Gongsun's order and hurriedly entered the main tent.

Gongsun Zan slammed a warrant on the table and cursed: "You are all just here to fool around, how dare you trick me?"

Zhang Han asked in confusion: "What's wrong? Incompatibility? Abandonment?"

Gongsun Zan replied: "Then he forced me to come to take Jizhou. It's better now. He actually killed Han Fu himself! What do you think of me? A tool to scare people?"

Zhang Han's understanding of the history of the Three Kingdoms is of course limited to some data in the game, but Zhang Han feels that Yuan Shao's power is greater than that of Gongsun Zan. Even if Yuan Shao poops and pees on your head, you can only keep it, so how dare you

So arrogant?

I was puzzled, and suddenly a person appeared in my head - the old immortal Nanhua!

So Zhang Han made an excuse and went to an empty area on the grass. When he saw no one around, he unbuttoned his pants and peed violently. Then he shook his head three times and completed all the passwords of Nanhua Old Immortal...

"Hey! He's very strong!" Nanhua Old Immortal appeared out of nowhere and was squatting aside to look at Zhang Han's younger brother!

Zhang Han quickly picked up his pants: "Nima, you are a complete idiot! Let me ask you something!"

Nan Hua touched his long beard: "Please listen to the question!"

"Ah!" Zhang Han flew with a life-threatening scissor kick. Strangely enough, Zhang Han always had the urge to use this move whenever he saw Nan Hua.

"Okay, I'm happy. I asked you to show off!" Zhang Han continued while twisting his hair that was messed up due to violence: "Yuan Shao's power is greater than Gongsun Zan. Even if Yuan Shao poops and pees on his head, he will still

It's only for the sake of pocketing it, but it seems that Gongsun Zan doesn't take Yuan Shao seriously at all!"

Nanhua Yile: "Oh, so this is what you are asking about? Come on! I will explain it to you in detail! Since your coalition forces drove Dong Zhuo to Chang'an, the world has been constantly changing! Basically,

According to friendship relationships, they can be divided into three factions!"

Zhang Han replied: "Get out! If we don't take over our territory, let's divide it among Mao's factions!"

Nan Hua laughed even more: "You are from the south, but do you have any relatives living in the north?"

Zhang Han was speechless for a moment.

Nan Hua continued: "Currently, the world is divided into three factions! One faction is represented by Gongsun Zan and Sun Jian! They are both descendants of the Han Dynasty's war sect, and they are very brave in fighting! At the same time, both of them have military exploits. One is attacking ethnic minorities in the north.

One is the vanguard to attack Dong Zhuo, so he has a very high reputation. Of course, the most important thing is that they also have a lot of troops! The two factions are represented by Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, and Cao Cao! They are also descendants of high-ranking officials in the Han Dynasty. To put it bluntly, they are all

The second generation of officials, so there are many intellectuals who have joined them! Their strength is constantly rising! But there are not many troops on hand, after all - too few battles have been fought, and the snowball effect has not yet begun! The three factions are the remaining princes.

, their strength is average, they are just outsiders, and whoever is strong will rely on him! So as for Yuan Shao, as the second faction, although he has just taken over Jizhou, his overall combat strength cannot compete with Gongsun Zan!"

Zhang Han did understand a lot after listening, and suddenly asked with some interest: "What about us? Do Liu Bei and I belong to the three factions?"

"You belong on iPad!"

...

But it was said that Gongsun Zan knew that Yuan Shao had occupied Jizhou, so he sent his brother Gongsun Yue to see Shao and wanted to divide his territory. Yuan Shao felt that Gongsun Yue's status was not enough, so he asked Gongsun Zan to come to talk in person as an excuse to send Gongsun away.

However, after Gongsun Yue left, he had traveled less than fifty miles when a group of soldiers and horses flashed by the roadside and said, "I am a general of Prime Minister Dong's family!" He shot Gongsun Yue to death with random arrows. He fled back to Gongsun Zan and reported that Yue was dead. Gongsun Zan

He was furious: "Am I fooling him! Yuan Shao originally promised me a 50-50 split to induce me to raise troops to attack Han Fu, but he took advantage of it; now he deceives Dong Zhuo and shoots my brother to death. How can I not avenge this injustice?"

!”

Liu Bei drew his sword in his hand: "This revenge must be avenged!" After roaring, he looked at Zhang Han and others.

Zhang Han also pretended to draw his sword, but he drew it too hard and the sword flew away.

Guan Guan also stood up and said: "Since we voted for General Gongsun... Gongsun... General, we will... do whatever General Gongsun tells us to do!"

Originally, Feifei should have stood up and echoed, but Zhang Han's sword happened to hit his thigh. At this moment, due to excessive bleeding, he had already thrown himself into the street tent.

The next day, Gongsun Zan gathered all his troops and rushed to Jizhou to kill them.

At this moment, the two armies met on the Pan River.

Gongsun Zan stood up on the bridge and shouted: "You traitor, how dare you betray me!" Spittles flew everywhere, and even the water of the river rippled! It was obvious that Gongsun Zan hated Yuan Shaozhi!

Yuan Shao rode his horse to the bridge and touched the butt of the burly man next to him: "Answer for me!"

I saw the burly man pointing at Gongsun Zan at the top of his lungs and saying, "Han Fu has no talent. My lord is completely superior to him in all aspects of ability! Especially sexual function! Now Han Fu is willing to give Jizhou to my lord, what does that have to do with you?"

"

Gongsun Zan replied: "What a fool! I called you to form an alliance, but you actually only sent a few thieves to answer my words? In the past, you were elected as the leader of the alliance because you offered a good hand of chrysanthemums; but today I discovered that it turned out that you offered chrysanthemums.

Treat it as a craft! Isn’t it enough to dedicate it to the eighteen princes? You have to dedicate it to all the people of Jizhou to be satisfied, right? How do you stand in the world!"

Yuan Shao was furious, but before he could retaliate, he saw the burly man beside him riding his horse and charging directly onto the bridge with a gun.

I saw this strong man charging forward on horseback, like a wolf and a tiger, and the air around him was cut several times. Even an idiot would be able to analyze that this charging general was a tiger general!

Gongsun Zan quickly drew his gun and confronted him head-on!

At the pass, Feifei just wanted to fight to save him, but Liu Bei waved his hand to stop him and said calmly: "Why are you so anxious? General Gongsun is very skilled in martial arts!"

But as soon as he said this, Gongsun Zan was stabbed in the shoulder!

After passing the pass, Feifei wanted to rush out again, but Liu Bei stopped him again: "What's the rush? General Gongsun is about to counterattack!"

But then he saw Gongsun Zan hit his thigh again!

After closing the door, Feifei replied awkwardly: "Brother, if we don't go, we will be stabbed into a honeycomb!"

This time, before Liu Bei could reply, Zhang Han spoke first: "What's the hurry? I was just going to force him to death!" After hearing this, Liu, Guan, and Zhang looked at Zhang Han at the same time, and Zhang Han stared at Liu Bei: "Not happy? Then go and save him.

Wow!"

At this moment, I heard Gongsun Zan shouting miserably on the bridge: "Xuande, save me! Oh... I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

Gongsun Zan couldn't resist the burly man at all and asked loudly: "Who is your name?"

The strong man stabbed Gongsun in the chest again. When he saw his penis appeared in front of his eyes, he licked his tongue and replied: "Wen Chou is right! Next time before the battle, remember to choose someone else! They really like your taste."

!” After that, he continued to stab!

Gongsun Zan could not resist and ran away in defeat. Wen Chou took advantage of the situation to catch up!

Zhang Han sighed and shook his head and thought: Nima, with your little effort, can you defeat ethnic minorities? My nun sister, it’s a good thing you were in the late Han Dynasty. If you were in the late Song Dynasty, you wouldn’t have been trampled by the Mongolian cavalry until you were old.
Chapter completed!