Chapter 5: Five Flowers Tied Up, A Hero Is Sad and a Beauty Passes
"Master Bing, you're welcome! You're good to go! Thank you!" Zhang Han flattered him for a while and finally dismissed the guards sent by Cao Cao to escort him out of the palace. Of course, Zhang Han didn't know that there were several other guards secretly hiding at this moment.
Watch yourself!
Cao Cao was quite polite and even prepared a set of quite gorgeous clothes for Zhang Han, just to let Zhang Han see his sincerity and reduce his guard. Unfortunately, Zhang Han really fell into the trap.
I finally left the palace and was now in the ancient capital of Luoyang, more than 1,800 years ago. Of course I had to experience it! Although the moon was already in the sky, Zhang Han hurried to the street. After all, this time travel was not
Everyone has it!
The first thing that catches your eye is of course the surrounding buildings!
I saw only one house, with a black gold-threaded nanmu plaque hanging on the top of the red-painted door, with three big characters "Fengju Pavilion" written in a flying pattern on it. The night was as cold as water in the sky, and the red candle was swaying in the window. I just glanced at it, and then
I feel like my whole body is numb!
"Why go to college! This is the life I want! Oh, yes!" Zhang Han himself didn't know what was wrong. In fact, the street directly facing the palace was still very long, and there were bright lights in the distance, but he stopped.
It's downstairs at Fengju Pavilion.
"As far as I can see, this must be from the Three Kingdoms period of the Han Dynasty - Li Chun Yuan, a little hahahahaha!" But just thinking of this, Zhang Han felt that his whole body was extremely excited, as if he had just soared into the sky with Takeshi Ozawa of the island country.
More touching than usual!
Even though it is just a 'Fengju Pavilion', this building is really exquisite. There is a channel dug out on the side, and there is naturally water flowing in it! The boat slowly moves forward along the narrow waterway! Spring flowers are planted along the water, hanging down gracefully.
The slender flower branches and goose-yellow petals bloom shyly all over the branches. As the breeze blows over the water, it is like a girl taking a picture of herself in the mirror, but she is still shy when she wants to speak.
"Crazy! Crazy! This is not Luoyang, this is completely art! Could it be that this is the ISO international service standard of Dongguan? It's so handsome!" Zhang Han couldn't help but dim when he thought of this.
Because there is nothing left in my body except the so-called treasure book given to me by a certain jump rope tucked in my clothes.
At this time, a person walked out of Fengju Pavilion, and Zhang Han lost his soul in an instant!
She is wrapped in a pale pink dress and covered with a white gauze, revealing her graceful neck and clearly visible collarbones. The pleats of her skirt flow like snow and moonlight and gently flow to the ground, stretching more than three feet, making her gait even more graceful and soft.
, three thousand blue silk hair tied up with a hairband, a butterfly hairpin on the head, a strand of green silk hanging on the chest, a thin application of powder and ink only adds color, the faint redness on the cheeks creates a pure skin as delicate as petals
Cute, the whole person is like a butterfly flying in the wind, and like clear and clear ice and snow... What a beauty!
The beautiful woman saw Zhang Hanling at the door, and looking at his luxurious attire, she guessed roughly the other person's identity.
"Sir, what are you..." the beauty said.
Zhang Han wiped the saliva from his lips and didn't know what to say for a moment, but the woman opposite was really beautiful. Besides, the other party had already spoken, so he had to reply!
"Uh, do you have a nine-character head?" Zhang Han became depressed after asking. He has traveled through time. Who knows what you mean by nine-character head?
"No, no, how can a girl with a nine-character name go out to entertain guests? I am a six-character girl." The beauty replied with a smile.
Zhang Han's eyes widened and he couldn't believe what he heard: Damn it, this ISO international service standard has a tradition! At least 1800! During the Three Kingdoms period, prices were clearly marked with a few prefixes! This is ridiculous
Is it possible that our policemen can wipe them out with just a few assaults?
"What! With your stuff... Bah! I mean, you are so beautiful and fragrant, but you only have six prefixes?" Zhang Han asked again.
"Sir, what are we talking about at the door? There are all kinds of wine and songs inside, please come in!"
"Okay! But I'll pay for it after doing the work first!" Although Zhang Han was smiling, he was still worried. After all, he might be dead on the street after a while. This is considered minor, if
It would be even worse if you were forced to do hard labor, such as washing 8,000 dishes a day to repay the debt! You may even be forced to work as a lesbian and give your first time.
..real man.
Entering Fengju Pavilion, exquisite women were sitting upstairs to entertain guests: "Master, my family is so lonely tonight..." "Uncle, come, come, let me have a drink with you..." Jiao Rou
His voice was so mellow that he could squeeze water out of his mouth. Before he could sit down, Zhang Han's bones had softened by half, and he was moving in by accident.
Entering the lobby, the first thing you see is a large swath of pink gauze curtains, fluttering up, the sound of music, makeup, and the smell of wine are all ambiguous and hazy, wisps of threads go around, Zhang Han is already a little bit
I don't even have the strength to resist.
At this moment, the teacher's instructions seemed to appear in Zhang Han's mind:
Wealth and honor cannot lead to adultery. What’s the next sentence?
...
Fuck you, you bitch.
...
Zhang Han was thinking about it when he was almost frightened by a sharp sound and became incontinent for the rest of his life.
"Hey~~~~~~~~ Is this the first time this young man has come back? Oh, look, look, before he even spoke, his face turned red. Oops! He got even redder, hahahaha... Why are you so embarrassed?
Huh? We are already here, what else is there to be ashamed of?"
I saw an old woman wearing a bright red tulle long-sleeved shirt over a bright green skirt. She waved her beauty fan and turned around to say, "What do you like? If you want a girl, just come to my Fengju Pavilion! Keep it safe for her."
You found something to your liking!”
After saying that, he saw the girl who was supporting Zhang Han. The old woman came close to her face that was painted three inches thick with white powder, and opened and closed her blood-red mouth: "Look, look, guest."
Officer, you are really discerning! Our new Xiaoliu is very popular! It’s strange, she never accepts customers, so why did she take the initiative to find you today?" After saying this, he moved quickly.
Next to Xiaoliu: "This face, this figure... these breasts, these legs, this waist... She can sing and play the piano, and the best is playing the flute... Ouch, look at me, look at me, hahahaha, sir."
You don’t understand? You’ll understand as soon as you enter the room. Come on! I’m still waiting for you... Master, just give me whatever you want! Hahahaha..."
Zhang Han understood at this moment - it's great to be rich! If he is really rich, he will bring the whole class to Fengju Pavilion! Find ten beauties by himself, play with one, and the other nine will stand next to him and shout "Come on!"
Give one to each of your classmates! This is what life is!
But the reality is cruel - because Zhang Hanmu is rich.
"Damn, why do I always think of that shit book every time I think about having no money? It's so annoying. When I think of shit books, I think of that big rope jumper. When I think of that big rope jumper, I immediately feel a pain in my neck.
It's my fault that my deadly scissor kick is too sharp and I learned it from that evil creature." Zhang Han was thinking blindly.
In a moment, Zhang Han was led by Xiao Liu to the door of her fragrant house, opened the door, and both looked at each other and entered.
Zhang Han is already a disabled person anyway. Even if Xiao Liu asks him to sell his kidney, he will probably do it.
But just as he entered the house, Zhang Han felt someone cover his mouth with his hand from behind him, and then he heard the door close behind him!
In just a moment, Zhang Han was tied up and thrown onto the bed, with a large ball of rag stuffed in his mouth!
Only then did Zhang Han see clearly that three other people had already been ambushed in the incense room! Xiaoliu was standing calmly aside at the moment, obviously he was in the same group.
One of the three people is wearing a miserable green robe, with his hair tied up with a bamboo hairpin, and has a scent of medicinal herbs that is different from that of blue musk deer. The person on the left is slovenly and disheveled, but he is somewhat similar to the local ruffians after 1800.
They are so similar! The one on the right has a face like a peach and an apricot, an elegant posture, and Yu Gu is thin and snowy, with lively pupils, as attractive as a crystal bead, but it is a pity that the only handsome one is a man.
"Hit...beat...beat...beat...rob!" Teacher Fan had already appeared in Zhang Han's mind.
"Are you sure it's this idiot?" The drug-smelling man asked the garbage man.
The garbage man pressed his nostril with his right finger: "That's right, it's him! My buddy told me about it. Besides, it's only been a day since he appeared in the palace. Who else could it be if he wasn't him?"
Zhang Han collapsed. This guy was twitching his nostrils so bluntly, and he clearly remembered that it was this guy who stuffed the rag into him just now! After saying that, he retched.
The garbage man seemed to understand Zhang Han's thoughts. After getting closer, he said proudly: "Don't worry, I stuffed the rag with my left hand."
Hearing this, Zhang Han felt relieved, but then he saw the garbage man stretching out his left finger and stuffing it into his nostril...
"It's true that this pussy fucked me with his left hand, but this pussy is holding its nostrils with both hands!" Zhang Han almost collapsed, but the more he collapsed, the more the rag went into his throat...
At this time, the handsome man spoke: "Hey~ look at you, what a handsome little brother I am, you are tied up so tightly, it is really a waste. Let's get down to business!" Unexpectedly, this handsome man turned out to have a lesbian accent.
Zhang Han burst into tears. Ultraman, Superman, Iron Man, Transformers, Sora Aoi and other heroes kept popping up in his mind. He could only hope that one of them would appear to save him!
This handsome man came to Zhang Han and put his hands directly into Zhang Han's crotch! Zhang Han felt a cold feeling in his lower body: I am your sister, are you practicing Xuanming Divine Palm? I tell you, ruin my chastity.
It's small, but it will harm my health!
Of course, this sentence was combined with the cooperation of the rag: "Woo~~Woo~Woo...!"
The handsome man smiled coquettishly: "Look at you, you are still intoxicated. My nickname is Bao...! When something big happens, I will give you a chance to accompany me." Just as he said this, the hands of this strange man
Having wandered to Zhang Han's chest and abdomen, he suddenly became excited and then violently pulled out whatever he touched!
"Hahahaha! Found it! It's really him! Hahahaha!" The handsome man waved the shit book and shouted excitedly at the two idiots behind him.
Chapter completed!