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Chapter 42: Two Capitals of East and West

Sun Jian took pity on the so-called villain outside the tent and said to Yuan Shu: "You didn't even check, so you killed him? I admire you! I admire you!" After saying that, he drank the glass of wine in one gulp! By this time, Zhang Han had already left the tent and went back to wait for the news.

Zhi is gone!

Zhang Han sprinted all the way and quickly returned to the tent!

As soon as he came in, he hurriedly took off his shoes and then stripped off his clothes until only his inner clothes were left! Then he kept tidying up the things in the room.

"Let me go, what's going on in Xuande! If I don't clean it up, I won't feel it. Once I clean it up, I really feel it's such a mess! Why did you leave the cabbage on the bed?" He picked up the cabbage and threw it outside the tent.

"Damn, why is there still sesame paste?" He picked it up again and threw it out of the tent.

"Bitch! You actually brought "Oba Yide Toilet Water"!?" He grabbed it and threw it out.

After a while, Zhang Han came out again and picked up the toilet water: "Toilet water? Does it smell good?" Then he brought "Oba Yide toilet water" back to the tent and sprayed it fiercely! At this moment, a soft voice came from outside the tent.

Come: "Master Zhang, are you asleep?" Then, Yin Zhi lifted up the curtain and walked in slowly!

Zhang Han didn't have time to throw away the "Oba Yide Toilet Water" in his hand, so he had to hold it in his hand like a wine bottle for the time being and look at the ceiling of the tent.

Yin Zhi saw the mess inside the tent and smiled: "Sir, the layout of your tent is really unique!"

Zhang Han shook the hair tie on his head and replied coolly: "A real man does things informally. I am not so particular about camping in the wild."

Yin Zhi saw Zhang Han holding a strange bottle in his hand and asked: "Sir, what is that in your hand?" After asking, he tried his best to smell around and continued: "It smells so good! Could it be the thing in your hand?"

What is being circulated? Is it the latest sachet? Is it for Yinzhi?"

Zhang Han replied loudly: "No!"

Yinzhi was startled by Zhang Han's inexplicable voice. He covered his chest with both hands and said delicately: "Sir, you scared Yinzhi."

Zhang Han's whole body felt numb, and he felt as if he had been shocked by electricity! He replied calmly: "I didn't scare you, but it's just that the sachet in my hand is not a sachet~ This is a kind of Western spirit, just for drinking!"

"Liar! You have no sense to bully Yinzhi. But Yinzhi has already asked about the fragrance. What else could it be if it wasn't a sachet?" Yinzhi raised his mouth and replied dissatisfied. Just after he finished speaking, he found that Zhang Han opened the lid,

He poured "Obayide Toilet Water" into his mouth, and then wiped it on his mouth.

"Okay, Yin Zhi, is there no misunderstanding now? Did you say this is wine!" Zhang Han's stomach was churning, and he had scolded Xuande and Feifei countless times in his head.

Yin Zhi was not as incomprehensible as Liu, Guan, and Zhang. How could she not know what Zhang Han was thinking? So she asked in a provocative tone: "Do you have anything else to do tonight, sir?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Han replied with both expectation and pretentiousness: "It depends on what the matter is."

I thought to myself - if it's a business matter, I'm sorry, I'm very busy, but if it's a personal matter, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Yinzhi just lowered his head in embarrassment and remained silent!

Zhang Han thought to himself: Ah? So you are retreating? Could it be that I am too direct?

Several plans immediately appeared in Zhang Han's mind:

Plan a——

Yinzhi: Why do you always ignore my feelings? Do you not love me? You should do something, right?

Self: If you feel my goodness, what else do I need to say? If you don’t feel my goodness, it’s useless to say anything! Just like now, I am taking off your clothes, but you don’t resist

, the same truth! Come on, come on, Brother Han loves you~

**!veto!

Plan b——

He looked into Yinzhi's eyes with deep meaning: Do you always like to suppress your feelings like this?

No, the friendship is not deep enough!

Deep affection and regret appeared on his face, and suddenly his magnetic voice was conveyed vividly: "Have you always liked to suppress your feelings like this? Why don't you let Brother Han help you take off your clothes and cool down!"

I am not a male god! Yin Zhi must not feel that way! Reject!

Plan c——

Self: I'm bored in the tent. Do you want to watch the stars with me?

Yinzhi: But, it’s cloudy!

Self: It doesn’t matter, there are no stars so I can look at the clouds. I know a place where I can lie down and watch comfortably...

At this time, my thoughts drifted back!

Yinzhi still lowered his head and said very softly: "Okay!"

Zhang Han was suddenly embarrassed and startled, and said: "Ah? What's good? What did I just say?"

Half an hour later, Zhang Han and Yinzhi were lying on the bed inside the tent, clinging to each other, looking up at the dark clouds in the sky. Yes, Zhang Han cut a big hole in the roof of the tent. Sexual happiness is like this, and it doesn't need too much rehearsal.

, now that it has come to you, it belongs to you. No matter how exquisite your rehearsal is, it will only be evaluated by a "Okay!"

Inside Sun Jian's camp.

A soldier entered the tent and reported: "There is a general in the gate who is riding a horse to the stronghold and wants to see the general."

Sun Jian waved his hand: "Please!"

There is another general in the tent, Dong Zhuo’s favorite general Li Jue!

Sun Jian asked strangely: "What are you doing here? Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Li Jue laughed and replied: "Now that I have come, why should I be afraid? The only person the prime minister respects is the general. Now I have been specially sent to get married - the prime minister has a daughter who wants to marry the general's son."

Sun Jian cursed angrily: "Dong Zhuo is unruly and unruly, overthrowing the royal family. I want to destroy his nine tribes in order to thank the world, and I am willing to marry the traitor!"

After scolding, he felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger, so he stood up and stamped his feet back and forth several times and continued: "Moreover, how can I marry my son before he is eighteen years old? Dong Zhuo is so stupid that he only cares about my son and doesn't care about my lonely feelings? Today I

If I don’t kill you, you should go as soon as possible and surrender early to spare your life! If you delay, your bones will be shattered into pieces!”

Li Jue scurried away with his head in his arms, and saw Dong Zhuo again: "Sun Jian is so rude, and he wants to be your golden turtle son-in-law!"

Dong Zhuo was furious: "I thought he was a good man, but I didn't expect him to be a lustful person! Is there no righteous man like me in the world?"

Li Ru desperately pushed Dong Zhuo's hands away, and after a moment of effort, he finally got rid of it, but at this moment his own breasts were already red and swollen: "The Prime Minister is right! That guy is so cowardly, if he can be as honest as the Prime Minister, he must be able to

Great achievements! However, now that Marquis Wen is newly defeated, his troops have no fighting spirit. Why not lead the troops back to Luoyang?"

"I only lost a small amount, so why retreat? Just come and fight!" One person said loudly and dissatisfied.

Dong Zhuo looked around and saw a man whose head was covered with bandages, just like that Indian Asan. He shouted in shock: "Come here, catch the assassin!"

Indian Asan replied awkwardly: "Father, it's me, Fengxian!"

Dong Zhuo looked at it carefully: "Oh! After my son was injured, his appearance became more dazzling and domineering! It's just that your injury has not healed, and I really can't bear to fight anymore. I just retreated to Luoyang, and I'm afraid that the coalition forces will surround the pass.

, what should we do?”

Li Ru continued: "As the saying goes, if the character is not strong enough, the dragon robe cannot be worn! The morale of the coalition forces is so high now, there will definitely be losses if they try hard at this moment! Recently, a nursery rhyme has been circulated in the streets of Luoyang City. I think it has a deep meaning!"

Dong Zhuo replied strangely: "Is it the "Eighteen Touches" that the military advisor said? But I think it is easy to understand and very thorough!"

The crow [Ah!~Ah] flew by.

Li Ru waved his hand and continued: "No, no! Since no one has paid attention to it, I will sing him!" After saying that, he raised his head, looked at the generals, and suddenly shouted: "Come on! Friends in front of you, let me go!"

I hear your shouts! Friends in the back! On the left and right!"

Then, he sang: "There is a Han in the west, and it is troublesome! There is a Han in the east. Yo yo! The deer walks into Chang'an, just watch the trouble! There is no such difficulty!"

After the generals heard this, they looked at Li Ru in confusion and asked in unison: "What is that mean?"

Li Ru explained: "I think that the saying 'a Han in the west' is due to Gaozu's prosperity in Chang'an, the western capital, which was passed down to the 12 emperors; 'a Han in the east' is due to Guangwu's prosperity in Luoyang, the eastern capital, and today it is also

According to the legend of the Twelve Emperors, the fate of heaven has been restored. The Prime Minister moved the capital back to Chang'an, so that there will be no danger."

No one in the room answered, everyone looked at Dong Zhuo! Dong Zhuo seemed to be thinking too, but didn't speak.

Li Ru thought that Dong Zhuo might not agree with him, so he was very disappointed! He turned around and left the room, but as soon as he stepped out of the door, he heard Dong Zhuo shouting happily: "It's not what Li Ru said, but I don't understand it."

The generals were embarrassed. It turned out that Dong Zhuo was thinking about Li Ru's intention, rather than deciding whether to move the capital. This is very smart!

That night, Dong Zhuo led his entire army back to Luoyang at night to discuss moving the capital.

When the civil and military officials gathered in the court hall, Dong Zhuo shouted loudly: "Luoyang, the eastern capital of the Han Dynasty, has been in decline for more than two hundred years. I see that the strong energy is in Chang'an, and I want to drive to the west. You should all dress up."

Situ Yang Biao said: "Guanzhong is dilapidated and scattered. Now we donate ancestral temples and abandon imperial mausoleums for no reason, fearing that the people will be alarmed. It is easy to bring peace to the world, but it is very difficult to put it in order. I hope the Prime Minister will supervise it."

After hearing this, Dong Zhuo replied: "Yes! Yang Biao's words show that he is indeed a pillar of the country, and he is extremely loyal! Whoever comes, drag him out and behead him!"

Then several soldiers stepped out and took poor Yang Biao outside, and heard another scream: "You are unjust! Oops!"

The world has returned to peace.

Taiwei Huang Wan risked his life and said: "In the past, Wang Mang usurped the treason and burned Chang'an until it was a land of rubble. At the same time, the people moved away without a trace. Now it is inappropriate to abandon the palace and go to the wasteland.

It’s appropriate.”

This time Dong Zhuo was too lazy to say anything. With a wave of his hand, Huang Wan was also taken away. He heard the screams outside the door: "You are wronged! Oops!"

The world became quiet again.

Situ Xunshuang was about to remonstrate again, but he saw that the soldiers had already arrived and took him directly to the door. "It's unfair! I can't say anything! - Oops!"

Dong Zhuo glanced domineeringly at the court and replied arrogantly: "Is there anyone who has been unjustly accused?" No one among the officials dared to say anything! Dong Zhuo laughed, and his abominable aura was extremely disgusting! Dong Zhuo said loudly: "That's it! It's settled!
Chapter completed!
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