Chapter 39 Three Remnants and One Disgrace Han Bei Yufei Suffers a Disastrous Defeat
But it was said that Liu, Guan, and Zhang had an unparalleled passion for that Lu Bu!
Zhang Han also jumped on his horse and rushed to the PK field because of Liu Bei's words about being a man who doesn't stick to trivial matters!
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The four of them stood and rode, surrounding Lu Bu!
Zhang Han glanced at Guan Guan and Feifei said: "People have only two choices, busy dying or busy living! From you, I found that there is a third choice - busy waiting to die! You sisters
Yes, you can’t run away even if you can’t fight! Are you a hero here to support yourself?”
Liu Bei fully agreed with Zhang Han's words, and also scolded with a sideways glance: "Everyone pretends to be cool, the key is whether they pretend to be like it! There is a threshold in the world of pretending, if you pretend, you will step in and become the legendary temperament person! No pretending
Okay, it’s stuck there! That’s where you are stuck, okay?”
Zhang Hanhan was sweating profusely: "Ni Ma, wouldn't that make me Carmen...?"
Guan Guan and Feifei had just had a spark of love, but now they were thrown cold water on them, how could they let themselves be ridiculed?
Feifei looked at Guan Guan and said affectionately: "We all thought we could die for love, but in fact love can't kill anyone! It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears, we toss and turn, we
A long-term illness becomes a cure, and we become steel after a hundred attempts.”
Guan Guan answered the call and replied: "From now on, you are no longer the wind, and I am no longer the sand. Our lingering love will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears..."
Lu Bu couldn't stand a bunch of idiots acting so artistically in front of him and interrupted: "Wipe your tears and fight quickly! I'm very hungry, okay? Why don't you just get a salary? What's the matter with you?"
Having said that, Lu Bu raised his halberd to fight the cold and prepare for Yu Fei! He was not afraid at all because of the disadvantage in numbers!
Inside the alliance army, Cao Cao looked and said: "This Lu Bu is really brave and invincible! Looking at him, it's like looking at his younger self!"
Sun Jian was embarrassed and answered softly: "Mengde, after several years of military service, you don't look old at all! How can you say you are young? You are too humble!"
Cao Cao felt unhappy when he heard this - am I talking about how young I am? Are I saying that my martial arts skills are as good as that of Lu Bu?
So he smiled and said, "Wentai, don't you know that I have a sharp nickname?"
Sun Jian also smiled: "I don't know. Can I ask for advice?"
Cao Cao stroked his beard and said, "Grandma of the Tianshan Mountains!"
Sun Jian foamed at his throat and asked with difficulty: "How did Brother Meng De get such a domineering nickname? Isn't it just to show that he is young? Why should he abuse himself like this?"
Cao Cao replied confidently: "Although I look great on the outside, there are 365 cracks in my heart. Each crack is written with four words - spring, summer, autumn and winter. The vicissitudes of life are so demonic! Forget it, it's so profound, you won't understand.
." After that, he continued to watch the battle, leaving Sun Jian alone on the ground vomiting wildly.
Liu Bei stabbed Lu Bu with his sword. Lu Bu quickly ducked aside, only to see Fei Pegasus coming at him with a spear as well!
Lu Bu had no choice. After all, with one against four, riding on a horse was really not conducive to defense! So he did a backward volley, somersaulted, and dismounted. Such a cool move immediately caused the troops behind him to shout loudly!
"Nima, I have indeed practiced it. In my time, I would have received perfect marks in the vaulting event at the Olympics!" Zhang Han couldn't help but say after watching this.
Besides, Lu Bu had just stood still when Guan Guan swung his sword again. Lu Bu quickly fell backwards, and saw that this tiger man could turn his body backwards into an arch bridge!
Zhang Han's eyes widened: "I'm going to go! Please sign!"
Liu Bei charged with his sword and shouted: "Bing Liang, look at me! Come on!"
When Lu Bu heard this, he was furious - he dared to call me an egg!
I saw Lu Bu Fangtian drawing a halberd from right to left, drawing a coquettish half-moon blade! Liu Bei's beloved animal was immediately hit by the fiery blue blade and stopped on the spot. Liu Bei also fell down due to the huge speed!
When Lu Bu saw the opportunity coming, he quickly jumped up, holding the ghost weapon in his hand and went straight for Liu Bei's head on the ground!
Of course Liu Bei witnessed this scene, but at this moment he had not stood up, so how could he have a chance to move? He silently muttered: "My mother-in-law!"
I saw the coldness in Lu Bu's hand, and he could instantly pierce Liu Bei's pitiful eye socket!
Just heard a "Cang!"
Lu Bu felt like he was being fiddled with, and when he looked carefully, it was Zhang Han who threw the sword in his hand and just hit his own weapon! Seeing that Zhang Han had saved Liu Bei, he reached out and touched the cold sweat on his forehead:
"What a risk! What a risk! I'm lucky, I really hit it!"
Guan Guan fell to the ground next to Liu Bei and raised his head and said: "What a fart! Big brother is now...now...hurt...more...heavier than me!"
Zhang Han looked back, feeling embarrassed for a moment. It turned out that although the sword in his hand hit Lu Bu, when it landed, it hit the inside and outside of Liu Bei's retreat!
Liu Bei did not blame, and looked at Zhang Han firmly: "Icy! You have to figure out the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends! Since the first time
When I see you, I will know that you are a man with a story! Don’t become unable to be yourself because of your own burden! Go gallop in the free world! Don’t forget what I said..."
Under this extreme situation, Liu Bei was bleeding profusely, and he was very likely to become a eunuch duo with Zhang Fei in the second half of his life, but he could hardly say such words. Zhang Han's eyes were moved for a moment and he interjected:
"Don't forget what you said - a real man does things informally!"
After that, Zhang Han glanced at Liu Bei and Guan Guan, who were already seriously injured, and then glanced at Feifei, who had just been "flying" in the air by Lu Bu as he spoke...
Lu Bu waved his hand and said impatiently: "I said, how can you, a grassroots bandit, have so much to say? And also do it in such a literary and artistic way? The more literary and artistic, the more sophisticated, you know? If you are so good at talking, why not talk like this?
Shall I tell you?"
Zhang Han walked towards Liu Bei while listening, gave Liu Bei a firm look, stretched out his hand and pulled out the sword from Liu Bei's thigh!
Just hearing "Oh!" "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Liu Bei fainted.
After Zhang Han wiped the blood stains on his robe with his sword, he went back to Lu Bu and said, "I'm not a fortune teller on the bridge, so I can't tell you as much as you want to hear. Aren't you very good at telling me fortunes? Come on!"
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Lu Bu smiled contemptuously and said, "Why do you do that?"
Zhang Han replied: "Only my eldest brother - Liu Xuande!"
Liu Bei got up from fainting - I support you, and then continued to faint.
Zhang Han replied again: "Only my second brother - Guan Yunchang!"
Guan Guan didn't reply, he just lay on the ground seriously injured and gave a thumbs up. Well, this stuttering language ability has indeed deteriorated greatly.
Zhang Han finally added: "Because of my third brother - Zhang Yide!"
At this time, there was a loud noise behind Zhang Han, which was made by Feifei falling to the ground, which could be regarded as a response to Zhang Han.
After hearing this, Lu Bu's facial features seemed to be laughing. He covered his stomach with his hands and laughed loudly: "Are you a storyteller? Oh, hahahaha, I am so happy that you still put so much emphasis on friendship? Are you making a movie? Oh, hahahaha!"
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Zhang Han ignored him and approached Lu Bu step by step with his sword in hand. Music played in the background:
Never bear fruit, no matter what kind of dream you sow, you will spread your wings, but the wind will be silent. Can you get used to pain, and it will be counted as gain. Indifferent people, thank you for once looking down on me, and letting me live a more exciting life without bowing my head!
Zhang Han hummed the song silently in his heart, then gathered all his strength with a sword in his hand and rushed towards Lu Bu with a roar!
That's right, this high school boy didn't think about the country, the country, or the people at the moment!
What was he thinking?
What he was thinking about was the smiles of his father and mother, his first love Xiaoru's rejection of him, Xiaoliu's reluctance to let go of him, and the friendship between the three losers on the ground!
Lu Bu was not a fool when this powerful sword struck him. He felt that the boy in front of him had gone crazy. He quickly stopped smiling and held up his halberd to block Zhang Han's desperate thrust! Then he pushed forward with both hands!
How could Zhang Han beat Lu Bu? With just one push, Zhang Han was pushed to the ground! Zhang Han's face was covered with gray at this moment, but he did not give up!
Standing up quickly, Zhang Han continued to rush over like a madman!
Lu Bu secretly said: full of flaws!
This time, Lu didn't even bother to block. He directly raised his right leg and kicked Zhang Han hard, hitting Zhang Han's lower abdomen! Zhang Han felt a burning sensation in his stomach, and then he rolled passively and fell to the ground.
He fell to the ground, and then he could no longer stand, and the sword fell aside.
Zhang Han knelt on the ground, covering his stomach with both hands. He felt a stir in his body, his face turned red, and there was only one thought in his mind: This Lu Bu is not a human! He is a beast! Not a beast! He is a ghost!
Lu Bu also seemed to be interested in Zhang Han, and thought: The young man in front of me knows that he is outmatched, but he still wants to hit the stone with an egg. He is indeed a man! Let's play for a while, but I want to see where a man's bottom line is?
Zhang Han only felt numb all over his body, and wanted to vomit but couldn't. It felt like doing fifty push-ups after running a thousand meters in school! He was a little suffocated and a little carried away, but it didn't feel like he was alive anyway! Suddenly,
Zhang Han only felt a cold feeling on his chin, and then he flew out. The feeling of being soared into the air due to passivity was definitely the first time he had enjoyed it in his life!
After hitting the ground hard, Zhang Han felt a sweet sensation in his chest, and spit out a large mouthful of blood, filling his nasal cavity!
Lu Bu approached, squatted on the ground and grabbed Zhang Han's hair: "Zi Zi Zi Zi, it seems that I used too much force with my kick just now. Look, you have lost so many teeth? Are you still coming?"
Zhang Han, of course, had no strength anymore, and thought: I used to think that I was just decadent because I didn't exercise too much. But today I realized that I had been scrapped long ago because I didn't like to exercise. But I can't let Lu Bu grab my hair like this.
?When I was in high school, I often saw some idiots bullying younger classmates at the school gate. They would grab their hair, slap them, and curse them. This is the highest level of trampling on one's personality!
"Come on, do what you need to do, maybe I will let you go!" Lu Bu said contemptuously, he just wanted Zhang Han to beg for mercy!
"Yes...ah, you...you...you're right." Zhang Han replied hesitantly.
Chapter completed!