As always, every time there was something to discuss, all the princes bowed their heads.

Cao Cao swept the whole place, stood up and said: "Dong Zhuo has stationed his troops in Hulao and cut off the middle of our princes. Now we can draw half of our troops to meet the enemy."

So Yuan Shao divided his nine princes, Wang Kuang, Qiao Mao, Bao Xin, Yuan Yi, Sun Rong, Zhang Yang, Tao Qian, Gongsun Zan, and Liu Bei, to go to Hulao Pass to meet the enemy. Cao Cao led troops to rescue them. The nine princes each went to Hulao Pass to meet the enemy.

When the troops were raised, Wang Kuang, the prefect of Hanoi, led his troops to arrive first. Lu Bu, with three thousand cavalry, galloped to meet him.

General Wang Kuang lined up his horses in formation. He reined in his horses and looked over. He saw Lu Bu coming out of the formation!

I saw Lu Bu wearing a purple gold crown with three prongs on his head, a Xichuan red brocade robe with flowers on his body, a chain armor with an animal face and a swallowing head, and an exquisite lion belt on his waist.

horse!

Wang Kuang said to the left and right: "It's true - the red rabbit is among men, and Lu Bu is among horses!"

The generals were embarrassed and did not dare to expose it.

Seeing the silence around him, Wang Kuang asked, "Who dares to fight? If we win, then who will get the toy in Lu Bu's crotch!"

He saw a general flashing out from behind him in excitement, riding his horse and charging out with a gun. Wang Kuang looked at him and saw that it was Fang Yue, a famous general in Hanoi.

Fang Yue halted his horse and stopped in front of Lu Bu: "Nima, I think just because I'm handsome..."

Lu Bu suddenly interrupted: "Ah!" Then Fang Yue felt a cold light rush to his eyes. When he saw clearly that it was the Fang Tian Painted Halberd in Lu Bu's hand, his head had already been stabbed!

Lu Bu maintained his chic posture, turned around and shouted to the soldiers behind him: "Hurry up and hire a painter! Such a free and easy look must be painted as a souvenir!" For a time, the morale of Lu Bu's entire army was high, and the applause was overwhelming!

Wang Kuang only knew that Fang Yue was dead, but saw that Lu Bu was staying put. He couldn't figure out the opponent's tactics for a long time, so the two armies remained in a stalemate for several hours...

Suddenly, I heard an old man in Lu Bu's army put away his brush and shouted loudly: "General! The painting is done!"

When Lu Bu finally finished the painting, he raised his right hand and used the sharp side of Fang Tian's painted halberd to cut Fang Yue in half. Then he shouted to Wang Kuang's army on the opposite side: "I'm coming! The land belongs to your boss, and your life is

It's yours! Go home and collect your clothes!" After shouting, he rushed towards me with his halberd raised!

Wang Kuang's army saw Fang Yue being split into two and shouted:

"Ouch! Bloody!"

"Ouch! Don't watch if you are under 18!"

"Ouch! My intestines are hanging on the floor!"

"Ouch! That perverted murderer is coming!"

"Ouch!"

"Ouch! Run!"

"Ouch! Collect the clothes!"

...

Wang Kuang was defeated and fled in all directions. Lü Bu charged east and west, as if he was in a deserted territory. Fortunately, both Qiao Mao and Yuan Yi's armies arrived to rescue Wang Kuang, and Lü Bu retreated. Each of the three princes lost some men and horses.

Retreat thirty miles to the village.

Wang Kuang stumbled into the tent, like a mentally ill person, chattering incessantly, everyone asked him, and then he spoke!

"Nima! Lu Bu is a pervert! One halberd will explode an anus! One halberd will explode an asshole! One halberd will explode an asshole! Is it possible? Is it possible? And the most important thing is that he can also make plans! Kill me

Fang Yue must have put in a lot of effort after that, so he rested motionless in the same place, which made me dare not go out to fight! With such a strong fighting power, no one can beat him!" Wang Kuang burst into tears!

While everyone was anxious, the soldiers rushed in and reported: "Lü Bu greets the families of all the adults at the door, and also greets the eighteen generations of your ancestors!"

Who can endure such arrogant behavior? Nine princes mounted their horses together. The army was divided into nine teams and deployed at Gaogang. Looking at Lu Bu's army and horses in the distance, he saw embroidered flags and horses, already running towards the battle!

Zhang Yang, the governor of Shangdang, glanced fiercely at his general Mu Shun!

Mu Shun knelt down and begged for mercy: "Brother, you know, I am just trying to show off my skills and legs, and I am just trying to mess with good women! How can I fight against that perverted murderer who is not legally responsible for killing people!" But Mu Shun didn't say anything.

After finishing, he felt a cold and sharp feeling on his neck. When he looked carefully, Zhang Yang was actually facing him with a sharp sword!

"My lord, the young general has thought about it again and again, and thinks that Lu Butu's picture is just for his own sake! Let's see how I can take down the sword with my sword in my hand!" Mu Shun instantly put on a righteous look, patted his weapon, and mounted his horse to prepare for battle.

went!

A man's back always looks like this with no intention of looking back, but who knew that in front of him there are tears streaming down his cheeks and a shy flowery face?

At this moment, Mu Shun remembered his entire family - his father, his mother, that girl, the big room, the second room, the third room, the fourth room and the rhubarb on the hotbed!

Then he went out to fight with his gun!

But as soon as Mu Shun arrived in front of Lu Bu, his weak face was hit by a halberd!

Allied soldiers shouted:

"Oops! Hit!"

"Ouch! It's bleeding!"

"Oops! Someone's dead!"

"Oh! I don't know how serious it is!"

"Oops! It's on the top floor!"

"Oops! Keep the formation downstairs!"

Kong Rong, the prefect of Beihai, saw that the morale of the army was damaged, so he immediately ordered his general Wu Anguo to fly out with the hammer.

Kong Rong said to the surrounding princes: "My family, Anguo, is domineering when it is named Anguo! Wu Anguo, Wu Anguo, force can Anguo Anguo!"

Gongsun Zan squinted and replied: "Do you think everyone is stupid? Your useless general only has more than 300 troops, and your sister is about the same!"

Just as he was talking, Lu Bu slashed An's sister's wrist with his halberd, and saw An's sister throw the hammer to the ground and walk away. Seeing that his little friend had suffered a big loss, Kong Rong hurriedly went out with the Nine Route Army soldiers to rescue him.

Xiaan, your sister. Lu Bu once again retreated because there were too many enemy troops.

All the princes returned to the village to discuss.

Cao Cao said to everyone: "Lü Bu is brave and invincible. We should gather the eighteen princes to come up with a good strategy. If Lü Bu is captured, Dong Zhuo will easily kill him."

At this time, Liu Bei rushed in: "Report! Lu Bu has invited his troops to challenge. He said he will destroy everyone's ass alone!"

Zhang Han hurriedly pulled Liu Bei to his side: "Brother! Why are you responsible for this kind of soy sauce report? You are the emperor's uncle! After all, you are also a member of the coalition this time. It is too dignified to do this!"

Liu Bei blinked: "But from the beginning to now, I haven't done anything. Don't you think it's boring?"

Zhang Han: "..." was speechless, so he was about to turn around and face Guan Guan. Feifei said a few words to persuade Liu Bei not to act like this again.

"What a fool! How could you two idiots end up eating hot pot?" Zhang Han roared angrily.

Feifei raised his head, stuffed a piece of cooked meat into his mouth and sang: "Oh, it's so hot, I love it most!" (Please press the chicken wings ~ My favorite food is to hum along for a while)

Guan Guan handed Liu Bei a chicken wing: "But you keep eating it every day!"

Liu Bei took a big bite and sang along: "I'm afraid I won't have the chance to eat it if I get exploded!"

The three chorus: "So now I want to eat with all my strength! Oh, eat with all my strength!"

Zhang Han: "....What the hell, I haven't said such dirty words since the beginning of the novel! It's you who forced me to do that! Deadly scissor kicks... Oops!" Zhang Han hasn't used his stunt yet.

, he was kicked away by someone next to him, flying to the side in pain. Everyone looked and saw that it was none other than the White Horse General Gongsun Zan!

"Don't block the road, kid!" Gongsun Zan glanced at Zhang Han, who had already turned into a "big" character and threw himself on the street, and then continued: "Is Lu Bu invincible in the world? I have countless traitors in the north of the Great Wall, no! I have killed countless enemies, but I still can't.

I’ve never seen a real opponent, let’s see how I can kill someone with those two surnames!” After saying that, he went out of the tent with weapons to fight!

Lu Bu scolded until his mouth was dry and his stomach was hungry! So he ordered the kitchen to bring noodles to eat, but when he saw someone finally coming to the fight, he was overjoyed. He stirred the bowl with his chopsticks, and unexpectedly gathered all the noodles and stuffed them into his mouth at once!

Gongsun Zan was shocked, turned around and shouted to the princes: "It's really amazing! The chopstick technique is amazing!"

Zhang Han covered his buttocks and cursed: "Shenni sister! I can do it too!"

Lu Bu finished eating the noodles in the bowl and felt full!

Gongsun Zan was shocked again. He turned around and shouted to all the princes: "It's really awesome! His arrogant style!"

All the princes: "Fight or not? If not, get back!"

Seeing that he could not delay, Gongsun Zan roared and rushed towards Lu Bu!

When Lu Bu saw that the battle had finally begun, he was so excited that he could not contain his excitement. He reined up his horse and came forward! He saw Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand straightened into a spear, piercing Gongsun Zan's eyebrows!

But after all, Gongsun Zan is also a famous general who has experienced hundreds of battles. He knows that the opponent's three-axe is powerful, so he must not take this first move forcefully! So he quickly turned the horse's reins in his hand and changed the direction. Lu Bu missed him with one blow!

Seeing this, Gongsun Zan quickly turned around and took the silver spear in his hand to attack Lu Bu!

Seeing that he was about to succeed, he felt that Hengkong stopped the men and horses with a force, unable to move! Looking carefully, it turned out that Lu Bu actually held Gongsun Zan's silver spear with one hand, and now it was a stalemate!

Lu Bu yelled: "Ha!~~!!"

Zhang Han said in the crowd: "Little Universe! That's the Little Universe!" All the princes thought that Zhang Han was scared out of his mind. But at this time, someone had quietly left the crowd and got on his horse to save the child who was holding the silver gun.

!

After Lu Bu roared, Gongsun Zan saw that his eyes were bloodshot, and knew that the opponent was really skilled in martial arts and had great strength. If he continued to fight, sooner or later he would be defeated, so he hurriedly prepared to retreat, but the silver spear in his hand was firmly held by Lu Bu.

, unable to move at all!

Cao Cao was shocked and shouted: "Oh my god! General Gongsun Zan is holding the silver spear, I'm afraid he can't escape!" But before he finished speaking, he saw that Gongsun Zan had lost the silver spear, reined in his horse and ran away, shouting: "General Lu

!This gun is for your mother! Don’t be polite to me!” Everyone was extremely embarrassed when they saw it!

Has Lu Bu's 100% winning rate ever been lost? Although it is just a simple match now, if we are careless now, how will we be able to play in the rankings in the future? So Lu Bu came with a red rabbit and a horse, which can travel thousands of miles a day.

Fly away like the wind. We are about to catch up!

Zhang Han put his hands together and shouted: "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a!"

Xuande asked strangely: "Why is Brother Bingliang's Great Compassion Curse so strange?"
Chapter completed!