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Chapter 33: A Flash in the Pan, Guan Guan Warming the Wine and Slaying Hua Xiong

All the princes were sitting in the tent, but no one answered. After all, Hua Xiong was so powerful that he couldn't even defeat Sun Jian, which showed how powerful he was!

Yuan Shao was very dissatisfied when no one answered him: "Before the alliance was formed, we agreed to go to Luoyang to gallop together! After killing Dong Zhuo... we continued to gallop in Luoyang! Now even Dong Zhuo's people have not yet

See, is it possible that everything has stopped?"

At this time, Guan Guan couldn't sit still and was about to get up, but Liu Bei pulled him down and said softly: "My dear brother, don't rush to take the lead! That Yuan Shao IV and Three Dukes have countless powerful people, so they can't deal with just a mere

Why does Hua Xiong need to make trouble? He just wants to see who is the hero, who dares to face the bleak life, so that he can focus on dealing with it in the future!"

Guan Guan replied softly: "That's right! I am a hero! I dare to face it!"

Zhang Han became irritated and interjected: "Please give me back the money you paid for the mutton skewers last time."

Guan Guan lowered his head: "Okay, I'm not."

Seeing that there was still no answer, Yuan Shao had no choice but to continue speaking: "The day before yesterday, General Bao's brother disobeyed orders and marched into the army without authorization, killing himself and killing many soldiers. Today, Sun Wentai has been defeated by Hua Xiong again. His spirit has been dampened. What can be done about it?"

Moreover, Han Bei Yu Fei's general discussion just now was noticed by Cao Cao, so he stood up and said: "Could it be that the person sitting over there is Liu Xuande who bravely broke through the Yellow Turban?"

Zhang Han was startled and thought to himself: Damn, this scumbag almost made me suffer from paralysis last time, and now he dares to show his face?

When Liu Bei saw Cao Cao calling him, he had no choice but to stand up and said: "You dare not break the Yellow Turban, but I was just lucky enough to win a few battles!" Zhang Han looked up at Liu Bei and whispered: "Be careful, don't fall into the trap! What's inside the tent?

Man, only I am the best to you! Only Guan Guan is a real man! Only Feifei is the most innocent! The others are not good birds!"

Before Zhang Han could finish speaking, Liu Bei continued: "However, even if it is a small victory over the Yellow Turban, since Brother Meng De called out my name, I have no choice but to fight that Hua Xiong head on!"

"..." Zhang Han was completely speechless and thought to himself: Yes, I forgot. If the people in the tent compete in intelligence, few can beat you. Just now you reminded Guan Guan, and now you have become

Angry Birds! My sister, even if you die, no one will pick up your body!

Seeing that Cao Cao had pushed Liu Bei, Yuan Shao hurriedly said: "Ah? Could it be Liu Xuande? I don't respect you as a noble, I respect you as the prince of the imperial family."

Zhang Han said softly: "Damn, can you please flatter someone who is more powerful? We, the plainsmen, don't have much of an army! If you continue to flatter me, believe it or not, our Liu Bei will immediately draw his sword and kill him!"

"

"Don't stop me! I'm going out to fight with that Hua Xiong now!" Liu Bei was already clenching his male and female swords in his hands and was about to rush out of the tent. He was stopped by Guan Guan and Feifei each holding a leg.

Just then the spy came to report: "Hua Xiong led his cavalry down the pass, picked up General Zu Mao's underwear with a long pole, and came to the stronghold to curse and challenge!"

Yuan Shao cursed: "Beast! You kill first and then rape, and you do such provocative things! Who dares to fight?"

Zhang Han couldn't hold it in any longer, and his voice was a little louder: "I can't help but shake my shorts? I started with a blood, and then I got an actor who gave away his life. Now I have four Dolan swords in my hand. I'm eager to

We are looking for a fight, our morale is high, what can we support?"

Yuan Shao glared angrily, Zhang Han was immediately stunned by the look, and quickly lowered his head and said nothing.

Yuan Shao originally wanted to lure Liu Bei and others out to fight, but now he was provoked by Zhang Han, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry, and loudly ordered: "Where is Yu She?"

I saw a person in the crowd squeeze out in embarrassment, his pants so loose that they almost fell off: "Yu Shezai."

Yuan Shao: "Are you willing to go into battle and kill Hua Xiong?"

When Yu She heard that he was going to fight Hua Xiong, he immediately cried: "Sir, I..."

Yuan Shao was overjoyed: "Good! Good! The young general Yu She really has the heart to make great achievements. When he heard that he was going to fight Hua Xiong, he was so excited that he burst into tears! Good! I will give you this opportunity today. Go and meet the enemy. I will wait and see."

Good news!”

After a moment, Yu She was forced out by several guards.

Guan Guan said disdainfully: "How can such people who are intoxicated with themselves while crowding in the crowd go into battle to face the enemy? Let's not say whether we can win or not. We have already lost 10% of our momentum!"

Zhang Han asked: "Guan Guan, please explain to me, what does it mean to be intoxicated in a crowd?"

Guan Guan immediately gave an evil look: "Look at his loose pants, he must have just had a fierce fight while hiding in the corner!"

Only a short time later, soldiers came into the tent and reported: "Yu She and Hua Xiong fought against each other and were killed by Hua Xiong."

Yuan Shao was shocked and thought: Although Yu She is young, he is still a tiger general in Hebei. Why is he so intolerant of beatings? If I don't explain, wouldn't I be very embarrassed?

Then he said: "He was killed in three rounds? How did he die? Did Hua Xiong play some treacherous trick?"

The soldier immediately gestured to the posture of riding a horse, then gestured to wield a sword, and then... then he lay down on the ground, motionless. Yuan Shao stepped forward and kicked a few times: "No more? Is it that simple? Just kneel down.

Down?"

Everyone was shocked and shouted in unison: "Such a violent statement? Forget it, forget it, the allies are dispersed!".

At this time, Pan Feng, the general of the prefect Han Fu, couldn't stand it any longer. He mounted his horse with a big ax in hand and went out to meet the enemy.

Not long after leaving, Pegasus came to report: "Pan Feng was beheaded by Hua Xiong again."

Zhang Han was shocked and said to Liu Bei: "Nima, I'm asking you to show off! Hua Xiong must be cheating! He lost two generals in such a short time, it's amazing! Brother, don't go and die!"

Liu Bei didn't reply.

Zhang Han continued to ask strangely: "Big brother? Big brother?"

Liu Bei finally said slowly: "Bing Liang, please help me go to our sleeping tent. There is a change of underwear in the box I carry with me."

Zhang Han: "..."

Yuan Shao was extremely disappointed and sighed: "It's a pity that my general Yan Liang and Wen Chou have not arrived yet! We have one person here, why should we be afraid of Hua Xiong!"

Before he finished speaking, a man at the bottom of the steps shouted out: "I will go and chop off Hua Xiong's head and offer it under the tent!" When everyone looked at it, they saw that this man was nine feet long, with a beard two feet long, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, and a face

Like heavy dates and sounding like a giant bell, it stands in front of the tent.

Yuan Shao saw this person's strange appearance and asked, "What's your surname, Ni Ma?" Gongsun Zan answered helpfully, "This is Liu Xuande's younger brother Guan Yu." Yuan Shao quickly asked, "What is your current position?"

Guan Guan replied: "Get on your horse and fight against thousands of enemies during the day, and be a horse and let others ride you at night!"

Yuan Shu shouted loudly: "You deceive all our princes and have no generals? How can you go to war when you are like a chicken at dawn and a duck at night?"

When Guan Guan heard what Yuan Shu said, a man's courage immediately emerged! That's right, how could a man allow another man to insult him for not being a man in a scene with so many men? What's more, among the men present there was his beloved

The man - of course, Feifei flew away.

So he said angrily: "If you don't win, please behead me." Cao Cao was so fascinated by Guan Guan's momentum that he couldn't help himself, so he ordered to get hot wine and wanted to drink it with Guan Guan to prepare for the battle!

At this time, Liu Bei and Zhang Han came into the tent. Liu Bei saw that Guan Guan had held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand. He thought he was going to fight. His crotch became wet again, and he couldn't stand firm for a while to support Zhang Han: "Stay with me again.

I'll get a few more if I go to the sleeping tent once."

Zhang Han became irritated and pushed Liu Bei away: "Can't you have some confidence?" After all, Zhang Han knew that according to the historical trend, this battle would be won! So there was no need to worry.

When Liu Bei heard this, he looked at the crowd and suddenly understood. He stood up straight and said softly to Zhang Han: "You don't need me to fight, right? Okay, okay, okay!"

Zhang Han squinted and replied with extreme contempt: "Please, can you please stop clapping your hands and stamping your feet when you are happy in the future?"

When Guan Guan saw Cao Cao coming to get some wine, he said, "Pour the wine down. I'll come as soon as I go. I'll warm the wine and kill that Hua Xiong!" He went out of the tent, raised his knife, and flew on his horse.

...

Before the battle, Hua Xiong saw Guan Guan coming, but he didn't recognize him, so he asked: "Who are you from? How could you be so unfamiliar with him?"

Guan Guan didn't answer.

Hua Xiong was furious: "How dare you despise me? I will kill you today!" After saying that, he reined in his horse and came towards Guan Guan! But Guan Guan did not make the slightest defensive move!

The distance was getting closer and closer, but Guan Guan still didn't move! They were about to meet each other almost immediately, and Hua Xiong shouted: "Kill!~~~~"

At this moment, Guan Guan was about to swing his sword to block this critical blow, but he used too much force and accidentally rolled off his horse, covering himself in mud! Hua Xiong was also stunned by this scene and hurriedly reined in: "

Hurry!"

Seeing the opportunity coming, Guan Guan hurriedly swung the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, saying, "Ah, hit!"

...

In the coalition tent, Cao Cao was bored to death while playing with his wine glass. After all, it had been a long time since he had left the tent. He looked at Liu Bei again, only to find that Liu Bei seemed to have nothing to do and was drinking heavily.

Zhang Han said: "Brother, stop drinking. We have been in Guan Guan for so long and there is still no movement. We originally agreed to warm the wine and kill Hua Xiong. Now the wine has been cold for many times. We are already embarrassed.

Yes, you still drink?"

At this time, all the princes heard the loud beating of drums and loud shouts outside the pass, as if the sky was shattering and the earth was falling, and the mountains were shaking. They were all frightened. Just as they were about to inquire, where the luan bells were ringing, horses arrived at the center of the army, and they saw Guan Guandi.

Hua Xiong's head was thrown to the ground.

When Liu Bei saw Guan Guan coming back, he raised his glass and laughed: "I've been waiting for the clouds for a long time! Feifei, come and bring my wine to warm it up again!"

Guan Guan bowed: "I said that I would warm the wine and kill Hua Xiong, and that's what I meant. Kill the person and warm the wine! Hahahahaha!" He was filled with pride for a moment.

Zhang Hanlian sweated and thought: It turns out that he is such a [warm] wine-killer Hua Xiong... But I remember the teacher said that it was an adjective, not a verb~ Exam-oriented education is really a scam!

Seeing that the siege of Hua Xiong had been resolved, everyone laughed heartily. Only one person heard loudly shouting: "I have killed Hua Xiong. Why don't we rush into the pass from here, take Dong Zhuo alive, and whip him with wax?"
Chapter completed!
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