More than ten days later, Zhang Han finally returned to the plain! He was surprised to find that Guan and Zhang had also returned to Xuande.

Zhang Han: "Hold it, brother, this is a gift for you. This is called silk cloth! It is a natural fiber that is light, soft and fine in nature. It is known as the "second skin of the human body". Its structure

It is the closest to human skin, 87% identical, and contains a variety of essential amino acids for the human body. It has the functions of windproof, dehumidification, soothing, nourishing and balancing human skin! Okay, now that we have said this, you also

Do you understand its function?"

Liu Bei was overjoyed: "Brother Bingliang's move is really different. Come on, please change this silk bellyband into underwear and send it to my room tonight."

Zhang Han: "..."

Zhang Han rummaged through the bag a few more times, stood up and said to Feifei: "Take it, Yide, this is a gift for you. This is called Tianzhu Divine Oil! It was made by Buddhist monks, commonly known as Buddha Dew, and is prepared for you.

In order to participate in the Huanxi Shenzen, the secret recipe was later transferred to the Tianzhu Sect and was renamed the Shen Oil. Apply or spray it on the most sensitive parts of your body, with the purpose of removing the sensitivity and prolonging the time! Okay, now that we have said this, you

Do you understand its function?"

Feifei was overjoyed: "Brother Bingliang's move is really different!" After saying that, he opened the magic oil and applied it on his chest muscles!

Zhang Han: "..."

Guan Guan jumped up and down on the side and kept shouting: "Quick! Quick! Brother Bingliang brought me something, hurry up!"

Zhang Han smiled and pulled Mao Ping out from behind: "I brought you a son."

The crow flew by "ah~ah".

Guan Guan: "Nima! Are you trying to trick me? After all, there is a legend about me in the world, so how can you treat me like this? What's the use of giving me a boy? You might as well give it to that bastard!"

After that, everyone looked towards the corner of the hall. Feifei had taken off his shirt and was rubbing his chest against the wall crazily. He kept saying: "I don't know how powerful it is! The effect is really great, my chest is still burning! I

I’m almost galloping now!”

Zhang Han waved his hand and said: "Yun Chang didn't know something. That day I followed Dong Zhuo's army into a village! Those soldiers crazily slaughtered innocent people in the village and looted their property. I rescued this boy, but now he has surrendered to me, but he said

I admire you so much and am willing to accept you as my godfather!"

Liu Bei spit out a sip of tea: "Fuck...Daddy?"

Mao Ping hurriedly knelt at the feet of Guan Guan: "General Guan, Ping has heard your mighty stories of killing enemies on the battlefield since he was a child. He has admired you very much. I sincerely beg you to accept me. In the future, Ping is willing to serve tea and water to General!"

Guan Guan wiped away tears and lowered his head and helped the child up: "What are you talking about? Since you are in love with me and consider me your adoptive father, what's the problem? Your name is Ping? But my surname is Guan. Since you recognize me as your adoptive father, then

From now on, your name will be Guan Ping!"

Zhang Han squinted: "Why don't I feel so touching? Yunchang cries whenever he wants. Could it be that he wants to win the title of Best Actor?" But he saw that Guan Ping had already hurriedly prostrated himself on the ground and thanked him repeatedly.

Seeing that the matter of acknowledging his father had come to an end, Zhang Han asked, "Aren't Yun Chang and Yide serving under General Gongsun? Why did they come back so soon?"

When Liu Bei heard this, he put down his tea cup and stood up and said: "These two idiots, let them speak for themselves!"

Guan Guan: "Brother Bingliang didn't know something! Gongsun Zan really had the ambition to serve the country. When he returned to the north, he began to recruit continuously. However, after half a month, he only recruited a few hundred people. In addition, there were some villagers in the mountains. It was not possible at all.

Unable to form a strong army, he actually recruited village warriors!"

"No girl, no money, no plot, let's just have a rough fight!" Feifei interrupted and continued rubbing the wall.

Guan Guan continued: "Then, he arranged for Feifei and I to train the soldiers. I worked hard day and night, but after all, the recruits were slow and could not go into battle in an instant. They only trained for half a month, but he forced me to train with Feifei.

Feifei leads the expedition!"

"In the end, we accidentally fell into the enemy's plot, which made the army unable to care about each other, and the whole army was almost wiped out!" Feifei interrupted again, and continued to rub the wall after finishing it, but the color of the wall was completely milky white, and it seemed to be clean and reflective.

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Zhang Han replied: "Feifei's language skills are indeed at their peak. What does it mean that the first chrysanthemum is hard to care about and the horse is hard to care about? Is it better to call it hard to care about the first and last chrysanthemums?"

Liu Bei added: "Then they were driven back. To put it simply, they lost the battle and fled for fear of being punished."

Zhang Han was surprised and thought: But I seem to have never heard of Guan Zhang. There is such a paragraph!

At this time, Feifei said: "If one day, the historian wants to record my life, I will definitely not let him record the battles in the Northland in the book!"

Zhang Han suddenly realized and continued thinking: Yes, history is written by the victors.

Just when he thought of this, Zhang Han hurriedly shouted: "Feifei, stop rubbing! Your chest hair is already on fire!"

When Liu Bei saw that Xiao Liu didn't follow him, but saw that Zhang Han didn't mention anything, he ordered Guan and Zhang not to ask further questions, thinking that something unpleasant must have happened between Zhang Han and Xiao Liu.

A few months later, Cao Cao issued an edict to the world at Chen Liu, and allied forces against Dong! Soon the edict was quickly passed among the princes of the world like a small piece of paper in a primary school student's classroom!

At that time, Yuan Shao had to correct the imperial edict, so he gathered his civil and military forces, led 30,000 troops, and left Bohai to Chenliu to form an alliance with Cao Cao.

The two men wrote in their proposed letter:

Cao et al. would like to declare to the world with great righteousness - Dong Zhuo despised heaven and earth, destroyed the country and killed the king; he was filthy and impoverished, and harmed living beings; he was ruthless and unkind, and he was full of sins! Today, under the secret edict of the emperor, a large number of righteous soldiers are gathered, vowing to wipe out the Central Plains

, Suppress the group of murderers. Hope to raise the righteous army to vent public anger together; support the royal family and save the people. When the day comes, please implement it quickly!"

Soon, the princes from all walks of life raised troops to respond. The number of troops and horses varied from 30,000 to 10,000 to 20,000. They each led civilian officials and military officers and gathered on the outskirts of Luoyang. The formation was unprecedentedly large! Let’s take a look at the lineup of the princes:

The first route - the later general Yuan Shu, the governor of Nanyang.

The second route - Han Fu, the governor of Jizhou.

The third route - Kong Min, the governor of Yuzhou.

The fourth route—Liu Dai, the governor of Yanzhou.

The fifth route - Wang Kuang, the governor of Hanoi County.

Sixth Route - Zhang Miao, the governor of Chenliu. Although Cao Cao was also in Chenliu, he was just a clan with some soldiers and horses.

The seventh route - Qiao Mao, the governor of Dongjun.

Route 8 - Shanyang Prefect Yuan Yi.

The Ninth Road——Bao Xin, Prime Minister of Jibei Province.

Route 10 - Kong Rong, the Governor of Beihai.

Route 11——Guangling Prefect Zhang Chao.

Route 12 - Tao Qian, the governor of Xuzhou.

Route 13 - Xiliang Prefect Ma Teng.

Route 14 - Gongsun Zan, the governor of Peking.

Route 15 - Zhang Yang, the governor of Shangdang.

Route 16 - Sun Jian, the Marquis of Wucheng and the Governor of Changsha.

Route 17 - Yuan Shao, the Marquis of Qixiang and the Governor of Bohai.

Of course, there is also the most popular 18th Route - Liu Bei.

All the princes also arrived one after another, and each set up camp for more than 200 miles. Cao Cao slaughtered cattle and horses, and gathered the princes to discuss the strategy of advancing the army.

Wang Kuang, the prefect of Hanoi County, said: "Now that we have great righteousness, we must establish an alliance leader. Everyone will obey the restraints and then march forward."

Cao Cao said, I have a suggestion: "Yuan Benchu, the fourth and third prince, who has many old officials and is a descendant of the famous prime ministers of the Han Dynasty, can be the leader of the alliance." After saying this, he hooked Yuan Shao's crotch with his feet and looked at him with eyes.

Yuan Shao thought to himself: Sure enough, my pain for you last night was not in vain!

But after all, we should not be too high-profile, and we repeatedly declined. After more than half a month, all the princes finally agreed with tears in their eyes.

Yuan Shao said to all the princes: "Although Shao is not talented, he has been recommended as the leader of the alliance by the public. If you have merit, you will be rewarded, and if you are guilty, you will be burned. The state has permanent punishment, and the army has discipline. Everyone should abide by it and do not violate it."

Han Bei and Yu Fei were all in the tent. After listening to Yuan Shao's words, Zhang Han thought to himself: This Yuan Shao is still very reliable! What he said makes sense!

But just when Zhang Han finished thinking, Yuan Shao continued: "My brother Yuan Shu is the governor of the food and grass, and it should be put into the camp without any shortage."

Zhang Han said softly to Liu Bei: This guy, I thought he was righteous, but I didn't expect him to be selfish. Let his younger brother manage the food supply. I don't know if others will starve to death. Anyway, his Yuan family will definitely not starve.

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Liu Bei's eyes widened in surprise and he replied softly: "So that's it! Bing Liang is so far-sighted! I just wanted to clap my hands and applaud!"

Zhang Han: "...There is definitely a reason for your son's low IQ."

Liu Bei: "What?"

Zhang Han: "Nothing. Say hello to your son for me. Don't forget to tell him that his father is a fool."

Liu Bei cupped his hands and replied with a smile: "As for our relationship, please be polite, I will definitely bring it to you!...Huh? It doesn't seem right!"

At this time, Yuan Shao continued: "One more person is needed to be the vanguard and go straight to Sishui Pass to challenge. The rest of them are taking advantage of the dangerous situation and thinking that they can respond."

At this time, a hero stepped forward. It turned out to be Sun Jian, the governor of Changsha: "Jian is willing to serve as the front line."

So Sun Jian led his troops and rushed to Sishui Pass to kill him. Dong Zhuo was shocked and hurriedly gathered all the generals to discuss. Wenhou Lv Bu stood up and said: "Father, don't worry. The princes outside the pass treat them like grass and grass. I wish to be the master of tigers and wolves."

Behead him and hang him in the capital gate."

Dong Zhuo was overjoyed and said: "I have my ancestors, so I can rest easy!"

Someone behind Lu Bu shouted loudly: "How can I cut a chicken with an ox's knife?"

Dong Zhuo replied: "Then what kind of knife should I use? Could it be Xiao Li's flying knife?" After asking, he looked at the man just now and saw that he was nine feet long, with a tiger body and a wolf waist, a leopard head and ape arms - surname Hua, first name
Chapter completed!