Chapter 146: A Blessing in Misfortune, Zhang Han Inexplicably Becomes a Close Attendant
The bright red color shines brightly in front, and a delicate and impeccable face is frowning and staring straight ahead. The sword at the waist is casually tied together with a curved and shapeless gourd, and it follows the owner.
The body swayed.
Should this outfit be too serious, or too eye-catching? If he were really a man, no one would decorate himself with such bright colors...
"Answer me!" The general's expression did not change at all, but his tone became even more powerful.
There is a trick called [Telling lies with eyes open]. Seeing that this young general must be easily deceived, Zhang Han slowly closed his eyes: "My name is Zhang Han. I am a businessman from Xuzhou. I don't want to meet gangsters on the way.
He looted everything from me, and accidentally broke the vines while escaping.
He also fell down..." Zhang Han said this sincerely. He thought about the ferocious bandits who were chasing him at that time. He felt that his lies were seamless. Then he glanced at the other party's
His expression didn’t fluctuate much, which proved that what he said was quite reliable!
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, the general suddenly let out a long sigh.
This was good, because the emotions that had been brewing for so long were interrupted so abruptly. What was even more annoying was that the general, who had been sad for a long time, suddenly said: "I didn't understand very well, can you say it again?"
It seems that this guy is not that easy to deceive! Zhang Han sighed to himself - Damn it, I just made up a lie. If you ask me to tell it again, how can I still remember it?
There was no other way, so Zhang Han forced himself to say it again. Of course, he was stammering and intermittently, but at any rate, relying on his ability to often lie to his mother as a high school student before time travel, Zhang Han was able to roughly convey what he said.
He repeated it once, but if he did it again, Zhang Han would definitely fall into the trap.
"By the way, what's your full name?" The general began to ask other questions.
To be honest, Zhang Han feels that one of his most successful things is to make up a word for himself - cold!
Although I feel a little sorry for my parents, but thinking about it, it is just an addition, not a subtraction, so I have not let them down.
"My surname is Zhang, my name is Han, and my character is icy cold!" Zhang Han replied proudly.
"Okay, I understand, Zhang Bingliang, isn't it? This is the first time I've met someone from Jiangbei. Sorry, I'm the captain of the Sun Family Patrol Team in Jiujiang City. My name is Sun An!"
Zhang Han was stunned and thought to himself: Are you saying that he is the Sun family, but his name is Sun An? Why have I never heard of this before?
"Wait a minute, I have to ask something clearly. Is your father Sun Jian?" As soon as Zhang Han asked this question, he felt that he had made a mistake. After all, Sun Jian was exposed many years ago. If he is really a descendant of the Sun family, now,
Isn’t that just poking someone’s wound on purpose?
Sure enough, after Zhang Han said this, the young man named Sun An in front of him immediately felt sad: "It's my father. As expected, my father is famous all over the world. Even though he passed away so long, the world still remembers his name..."
Zhang Han regretted his frivolous words, but when he thought about it, he felt that something was wrong: Strange, why didn't I remember that the Sun family had a younger son named Sun An? Didn't Sun Jian have four sons in total? Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Sun Yi,
Sun Lang, where is there another person named Sun An?
But just when he thought of this, Zhang Han suddenly had a flash of inspiration - Nima, this naughty young man in front of him, dressed so naughty, may not necessarily be a man! If he is a man, he must have been to Thailand.
!Hmm? Thailand, damn, the servant before did not really speak Thai!
The more he thought about it, the more distorted it became. Zhang Han didn't know how to understand it happily.
"No matter what, you saved my life. [The kindness of a drop of water is repaid by a spring of spring]. If General Sun comes to my place for any use, just ask, and I, Zhang Han, will definitely not shirk it!
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Sun An was very happy: "You are a businessman and I am a soldier. How can you help me? Tell me, besides doing some business, what else can you do?"
Zhang Han was embarrassed: Damn, I can definitely fight more than you, a kid, right? Have you ever seen a dead person? Have you ever seen blood? Damn~
If he wanted to continue to tell his lies, Zhang Han would of course not be able to mention the war, but besides his military skills, what else could he do?
"I... can only eat and sleep, please... adopt me!" After Zhang Han finished speaking, he felt that what he said was too deceiving, so he added: "I can also make noodles and cook!"
Sun An raised the corner of his mouth slightly, feeling that although the man in front of him was much older than himself, he still had a childlike innocence. He thought of something again immediately, and nodded after a moment: "That's it.
Yes. You, um...I see you too
There are no goods left, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to do business in the future, right? Why don’t you join me as a valet, start from the bottom, and just... follow me during normal times. See that you helped me once.
For my sake, please work with me to accomplish great things in the future!"
Zhang Han was embarrassed and smiled, but he was stunned: Damn, can I achieve a great career with you? What a fool you are! I was careful and walked on thin ice, but in the end, all the 10,000 soldiers and horses I worked so hard for were swallowed up. Now we have to
There is no one, food is not available, and even his wife is thousands of miles away. Maybe she will become Cao Cao's little wife. Damn it, can I achieve great things with you?
Just when he thought of this, Zhang Han felt something was wrong, so he asked: "Wait a minute, you just said, I helped you once? What do you mean?"
"Well, didn't I say I was on the patrol? The bandits chasing you were originally on my kill list. If you hadn't suddenly appeared, I would have killed them directly. But you
I put it down early by accident.
Rolling Stone, I just realized it. It turns out that the other party had a trap for a long time! So, if you think about it this way, you have helped me once! You helped me, and I also saved you. Now I am making an exception and letting you obey my orders. Let's
We owe nothing to each other!"
Zhang Han: "Thank you, sir!"
I said this, but I was totally unconvinced in my heart - you idiot, I did this for a long time just because I helped you? What do you call me helping? I simply saved your life! Saved your life,
You only want me to be your valet? Although you look more androgynous and make me feel itchy when you look at me, you can't let me, a seven-foot tall man, just be your servant, right?
Seeing that Sun An was about to leave, Zhang Han didn't want to be a servant. The more he thought about it, the more anxious he became, so he hurried forward and grabbed Sun An's hand!
Sun An looked shocked and hurriedly broke away. At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared at the door: "How dare a common man be so rude to adults! Take him out and chop him!"
Damn it! Even though he has experienced several disasters on the battlefield, Zhang Han was frightened when he suddenly said he was going to be chopped down!
"It's not easy to chop him off. I just promised him, how can I go back on it so easily?" Sun An seemed a little embarrassed and said. Zhang Han looked at it and was surprised - you are so embarrassed, you want to chop him off.
It's me, not you. I just held your hand, okay! It's not grand at all. Remember when Guan Guan and Feifei slept together with me?
The person who suddenly broke in immediately said: "Since the Lord has already spoken, I won't say more." Then he looked at Zhang Han: "If you dare to disobey the Lord even half a time in the future, I, Ling Tong, will be the first to settle the score with you!"
Chapter completed!