Outside Guangzong City, Zhang Jiao asked: "Who forced Zhang Liang to eat a rag with boogers? Who wrote on Zhang Bao's forehead - I am a bitch!"

The soldier replied: "It seems to be an army from the north. The leader's surname is Liu Mingbei. The army of Ergong, a local man, had a fight with them before and was defeated. But this time they met again. I don't know why.

Second Master is released!"

Zhang Jiao slapped the table and became furious: "This is a bucket of dung poured on my banner of honor!"

The soldier hurriedly responded: "God is a good metaphor!"

This is what I heard outside the tent: "Report! Good news and bad news! Which one does God want to hear first?"

Zhang Jiao shouted angrily: "If I want to kill someone, should I kill your father or your mother first? You choose one!"

The soldiers outside the tent hurriedly rushed in: "I was just joking with you, sir~ You are too stingy~ Sir, don't be angry~ The spies just came to report that the remnants of the local second prince can join us within two hours! In this way we can

The total strength of the troops can reach one hundred thousand, so there is great hope of conquering the Guangzong in front of us!"

Zhang Jiao: "Oh? Those two idiots are coming to see me so soon? It seems like this is bad news! Come on, tell me the good news!"

Soldier: "...Well, God's analysis is really different! The good news is that Guangzong City has removed its city flag since yesterday and replaced it with the flag with the word "Dong". It is the same today. I don't know what's inside the city.

What happened!"

Zhang Jiao stroked his beard: "Oh?~"

...

But it was said that Han Beiyu Fei let Zhang Liang go. After Zhang Bao, he turned back and prepared to go back to Youzhou to report to Liu Yan. But he had just walked a little way back home when he saw a group of soldiers and horses in front of him escorting them.

It was a car with a sill, and the prisoner in the car was none other than Lu Zhi!

Liu Bei was shocked, dismounted from his saddle, and rushed forward!

Zhang Han was shocked and said: "Sure enough, you have finally shown the courage of a generation of kings! Seek talents if you can! This is what Xuande should do! Yunchang, Yide, what do you think?"

Guan Guan: "I just want to know how much money Lu Zhi owes my brother!"

Feifei: "I told you before, you must be ruthless when traveling in the world! You see, people are so direct in collecting debts~ Where are we collecting debts? Damn, loser!"

Zhang Han: You two are the best... future generations will admire you greatly! Please, can you give me some positive energy?

Liu Bei firmly grasped the wooden cage: "I thought you only owed me money, but I didn't expect that you owed others money! It's fine now. Seeing how bad you are, you are going to be jailed. You said, you owe me

What to do with the money? Also, the tens of thousands of farmers in Zhangjiao didn’t do anything to you, which creditor is so ruthless? They will arrest you directly!"

Lu Zhi looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey, after you left, I continued to use tricks to seduce Zhang Jiao. Seeing victory in sight, I didn't expect that Zhang Jiao could actually do magic!"

Liu Bei: "You sister Yao! Can you be more sincere? Now that you are hiding in this wooden cage, I can't come in and beat you up. How scared are you? Tell the truth!"

Lu Zhi was helpless: "I'm telling the truth! After that horn used sorcery, the morale of our soldiers dropped to 0!"

Zhang Han happened to come forward and heard this sentence.

"What? The morale dropped to 0? Isn't that the legendary state that will cause chaos if you touch it casually?" Zhang Han asked back.

Lu Zhi looked at Zhang Han in confusion: "I didn't expect you also know the art of war?"

Zhang Han has been shocked by the Three Kingdoms era countless times, so he didn't bother to elaborate on those words, so he casually replied: "It's okay~ Actually, I have been exposed to Zhang Jiao before. Does he know magic?"

I don’t know, but he has some kind of Yellow Turban aura that can increase his various statistics by 40!”

After hearing this, Liu Bei said: "If I go, wouldn't that mean that I become a warrior in an instant? A person like me with only 59 martial arts skills, add 40, and go straight to 99! I can become invincible in the world from being a lowly person in an instant! That's how I put it.

Come on, that horn is super powerful!"

"Awesome!"

Everyone looked towards where the voice was speaking, and saw a man riding a tall horse. This man was fat, with a face full of flesh. From a distance, it looked like his butt was growing on his head! He also had a sloppy beard on his chin, and he was almost too fast.

Cover your lips!

Feifei said softly: "Is that man riding a horse? No matter how I look at it, it looks like a camel! No horse has a concave back!"

Guan Guan agreed softly: "I can tell you responsibly, that is definitely a horse!"

"Hmph, how powerful can a bunch of rabble be? Lu Zhi! Fortify the city and build a high base without fighting! You are eating the royal food and salary but not suppressing the rebellion. It's not that the traitor army knows any sorcery, but that you, Lu Zhonglang, don't want to serve the country.

Ah!" said the fat man on horseback.

Lu Zhi was furious: "Bah! You damn fat man, let me see how much credit you can achieve after taking over my military power!"

Zhang Han said: "That's a good scold! Fatty, what's your surname? Don't you see that we are all heroes who are good at fighting? Do you think that you can forget your type by coming to Guangzong to take over from Lu Zhi?"

"

Just then, I heard someone yelling loudly: "You bastard, why don't you kneel down quickly when you see the governor of Liangzhou and the governor of Guandong for suppressing bandits!"

Zhang Han was about to turn around and retaliate, but took a closer look: "Damn, old friend! Brother Meng De!"

It turned out that the person who interrupted was Cao Cao, who had just killed Zhang Bao and returned to Luoyang with Zhang Liang's army! Cao Cao didn't recognize Zhang Han at first glance, but he took a closer look and said, "Hey! What a blessing! I didn't see who it was just now.

After carefully looking at my brother's humble appearance, I immediately remembered that it was Brother Bingliang!"

Zhang Han: "..."

Cao Cao: "Brother Bingliang, you have to be careful what you say. This person in front of you is the governor of Liangzhou and the general governor of Guandong for suppressing bandits, Dong Zhuo!"

Han Bei Yu Fei: "Do you need such a long name when you come out to hang out?"

The fat man Dong Zhuo really didn't want to pay attention to these characters in front of him and said: "Okay, you can chat if you want. I'm going to lead the army to take Zhangjiao! Just wait for my good news! Oh, I almost forgot, Lu Zhong

Lang may have to wait in jail."

Since the words didn't agree, everyone dispersed.

Lu Zhi continued to be escorted back to Luoyang, while Cao Cao marched with Han Bei Yufei. After all, when old friends meet, they have to talk to each other.

"Uh, Brother Bingliang, Meng De has something unclear." Cao Cao asked.

Zhang Han still likes Cao Cao very much, because he is the only historical figure he has seen so far who speaks normally: "But it doesn't matter!"

"Are you the one who assassinated the Emperor?"

Zhang Han: "It's been so long, Meng De is still confused?" After that, Zhang Han recounted the whole story to Cao Cao: "Do you believe it now?"

Cao Cao glanced at Zhang Han and smiled slightly: "I believe it!" But he thought in his heart - this guy is really not a fool, he is very smart! He assassinated the emperor first, and then gathered together for the uprising. Seeing that the uprising had no future, he found another

Mingshi, I found Mingshi and defected to the government. Now that I'm good, I'm actually in the same group as me!

Zhang Han smiled back and thought: Damn, you laugh so sinisterly, you think I'm an idiot! Forget it, if you don't believe me, I'll throw you away. Anyway, I'm not in the same camp as you. You might have to ask me for help in the future! Huh~

Not long after walking, everyone suddenly heard a loud shout from behind the mountain.

Liu Bei, Guan, and Zhang Zong rode up to Gaogang to look at it. They saw the Han army was defeated. The mountains and fortresses were covered with yellow scarves, and the banner read "Tiangong General". If you think about it with your butt, you will know that it must be that butt.

The guy with the long face was killed by Zhang Jiao!

Zhang Han asked everyone: "Save or not?"

Guan Guan: "Help! This way I can become famous. If I write some slanderous articles again, I can leave a mark in history!"

Feifei: "No! I have to go back and check the sales volume of Oba Yide toilet water!"

Zhang Han: "Nima, what are your identities? Have you asked me anything? Just stand there. Wait until the story goes on a little longer and you have three stripes on your arms before you interrupt! Damn it!"

Feifei: "Second brother, I am cold and fierce! So what should we do now?"

Guan Guan: "Use my Qinglong Yanyue Sword to draw a circle on the ground, and then you will curse him!"

Zhang Han: "..."

Cao Cao: "Humph, save that kid? I won't go. I have successfully completed the mission, and I will definitely be promoted to a higher position after returning to the army. If I fail to save Dong Zhuo, I will have nothing! If I succeed in saving Dong Zhuo, his official position will be over me.

, all the credit goes to him, I lost my troops for nothing. Alas, I still went back."

Zhang Han: "Damn, you are indeed a traitor. In just a few minutes, you made your calculations so loud. It's as if you announced his name loudly when we just met. Okay, okay?

Even if you say that, I, the Lord, will definitely not save you!"

"Fart!" Liu Bei yelled angrily!

Zhang Han turned around in surprise: "Brother, are you okay? Save Dong Zhuo? It's not like your style!"

Liu Bei looked up at the sky and said, "Is this a matter of style?"

Zhang Han: "Then...? Is your taste too strong? That guy has a butt on his face!"

Liu Bei calmly replied: "Of course not! The money Lu Zhi owed me sent me away easily. The money Lu Zhi owed Dong Zhuo had to go back to Luoyang and go to jail! Over and over again, I really have no face! Now!

Dong Zhuo was killed and defeated. If I could save him, hum! Wouldn't my face be restored?"

After saying this, he signaled for the pass and Zhang led his troops back to Guangzong.
Chapter completed!