Chapter 122: Three Thousand Armored Soldiers Are Suffering
No matter how rubbish they are, they are still three thousand soldiers, right? Since Zhang Han took over the military power, he has been training outside Xuzhou city day and night!
When Chen Gong learned that Zhang Han had really obtained the military power, he hurriedly ran to Lu Bu: "My lord! Zhang Han's old enemy Liu Bei has now obtained the military power again! He does not train in the city, but he trains beside us day and night. On the surface, he is a company soldier, but in fact he is monitoring us.
Na!"
Indeed, Liu Bei’s scheme is extremely vicious!
On the surface, he was helping Lu Bu by handing over some military power. However, he did not hand over the soldiers to Lu Bu, but gave them to Zhang Han! This already made Lu Bu extremely unhappy! Furthermore, Zhang Han was an old minister of Liu Bei, and now he has military power, which naturally makes people feel uncomfortable.
I think there is an ulterior motive! So Chen Gong felt that there was something wrong in it, which was a very normal logical judgment.
If Lu Bu were replaced by Cao Cao at this moment, Zhang Han might really be in danger! But Lu Bu is Lu Bu after all. Why would he take it seriously with three thousand soldiers?
"Three thousand? What's the point of fearing thirty thousand? Even if it's really a matter of surveillance, just let him be the prisoner! Killing Zhang Han is easy! On the other hand, there is no reason now, so I will
If I kill Zhang Han, what will others say about me? He was originally my subordinate, and I am stationed outside the city. If he is not training with me, where else can he go?" Lu Bu replied calmly.
Lu Bu even felt that his analysis was very unique!
After hearing this, Chen Gong just sighed and left helplessly.
As for Zhang Han, he felt that the soldiers in front of him had almost no basic combat abilities and had to start training from scratch! But when it came to training, he was not a general, so how could he know any formations, combat skills, etc. So he thought again and again,
Zhang Han decided to just do what he wanted, go with the flow, and practice whatever he thought of!
What is the first decisive factor in combat?——Courage!
But these big men would blush even when they saw a girl, let alone kill the enemy on the battlefield? So Zhang Han made the first training [Courage of Gangster Training Method]: There are many brothels in Xuzhou City, and many celebrities have high incomes, and They don’t live in brothels. They go back to their homes after get off work at night!
[Example 1] When we were walking down an alley on Xiaocui Ye Road in the brothel, a few Zhang Han's soldiers suddenly came out! And these soldiers said evilly: "Young girl, you're not bad, let's play with my brother!" Xiao Cuiben said
Even a prostitute, working is nothing more than to survive and have food to eat! Now that the danger is coming, staying alive is the right way, although
Unwilling but helpless, she turned around, held her hands against the wall, and turned her back to the soldier: "Just don't kill me! It's over quickly!" After a commotion, everything was very quiet! After a while, Xiaocui discovered the soldier.
It was very strange that I hadn’t come to fuck myself yet, but then a voice came from behind: "We have hidden ourselves, come to us!"
Yes, this is the [Rogue Training Method of Courage]. Zhang Han said that this method has indeed improved the courage of the soldiers...
What is the second decisive factor in combat?—Despicable!
But these big men are all very thin-skinned. How can they put down all their baggage before the battle and respond coldly to the enemy? So Zhang Han made the second training [Despicable Adaptive Methods]: There are many restaurants in Xuzhou City, but there are public toilets
But there are very few of them. If the public restrooms in restaurants are overcrowded, you will have to run to the streets to find latrines!
[Example 2] Zhang Han arranged for the soldiers to drink in a restaurant until late at night, but they did not know that the food and wine contained a large amount of laxatives! Finally, the night's drinking was not in vain, and the soldiers all had diarrhea, and almost
It was already about to explode in an instant! The soldiers covered their buttocks one by one and ran wildly.
Go to every public toilet they knew! But after each soldier found his own public toilet, he rushed in and rushed out in less than two seconds and plunged into the grass on the roadside! Then, people in the grass shouted: "Ni!"
The door of the public toilet in Ma was locked in the middle of the night, for fear of people stealing the shit!" Of course, Zhang Han had locked the door of the public toilet in advance.
Yes, this is the [despicable adaptability method]. Zhang Han said that this method has indeed reduced the morale of the soldiers...
What is the third decisive factor in combat?—Hand-to-hand combat!
But apart from being good at farming, these big men only know how to drink, brag and spank. How can they fight on the battlefield? So Zhang Han made the third training [Metal Combat Food Escape Method]: Everyone will be hungry
Right? If you're hungry, you have to eat, right? If you don't have food, then you have to be angry, right? When the food comes and you don't have enough, right?
[Example 3] Zhang Han's soldiers have been hungry for two or three days. They are all dizzy. Even if they are given a live pig at this moment, they will probably eat it without leaving any residue! The soldiers scratch their ears one by one.
Scratching his cheeks, knowing clearly that his coach is testing him, but he is really hungry, one by one
They were all waiting for Zhang Han to appear! But suddenly, a message came from outside the room: the prize - roast chicken, the method to obtain it - win the group fight, additional instructions - only one person can stand! After that, various things came from the room
Miscellaneous shouts: [It hurts] [Oops] [How dare you kick my dick] [Don’t pull your hair, you]
Yes, this is the [Metal Combat Food Escape Method]. Zhang Han said that this method has significantly improved the soldiers' melee combat capabilities...
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Two months have passed in the blink of an eye. Lu Bu has been stationed outside the city with his troops. When it rains, it is really miserable. In addition, there are overgrown weeds and there are so many mosquitoes that the soldiers are almost bitten to the point of becoming Master Bao! Lu Bu really has nothing to do.
After finding a way, he ordered people to go to Xuzhou one after another to ask Liu Bei to help.
Finally, Liu was summoned to the city again to discuss matters with Lu Bu and others.
Lu Bu hadn't spoken yet, but Liu Bei was the first to speak, and his words shocked everyone!
"Tao Shijun has passed away, leaving no one in charge of Xuzhou, and I, Liu Bei, have the power to take charge of the affairs of the state. Now that the general is here, he also feels that it is inappropriate to keep the general outside the city, and he is willing to give up Xuzhou!" After that, he took it out.
Xuzhou sent the seal to Lu Bu.
Although Lu Bu was happy when he heard this, he was somewhat hesitant. After all, Lu Bu really didn't know what medicine Liu Bei was selling in his gourd! But when he glanced at Chen Gong next to him, he saw that the other party had no expression, as if to say -
-Are you stupid? If you don’t take it, it’s free!
Without stopping, Lu Bu was ready to pick up the general's seal! But just as he was about to reach out, he saw Liu Bei behind him, Feifei and Fei Fei took off their shirts, all kinds of chest hair filled their bodies, and all kinds of odors lingered endlessly!
Damn it? This means you don’t agree? Lu Bu thought.
Then he smiled back at Liu Bei: "How can a brave man like Lu Bu be made a state herder?"
Liu Bei secretly cursed "coward" in his heart, and continued to let the military seal! This scene was almost exactly the same as the scene between Tao Qian and Liu Bei back then, except that Zhang Han was extremely disgusted by it!
When Chen Gong saw Guan Guan, Feifei kept shaking his chest muscles, so he said: "Forcing the guest will not overpower the master, please don't do anything like this, uncle."
Liu Bei saw that there was no point in continuing like this, so he said: "If the general is really unwilling to accept Xuzhou, then Xiaopei on the edge of Xuzhou is where I used to station troops. If the general does not dislike it, he has the right to rest in Xiaopei, at least he can let him
The soldiers no longer suffer! How about it? Food and military supplies, as long as you say hello, I will bring them to you!"
Lü Bu thanked Liu Bei and led his army to Xiaopei to settle down. Before leaving Liu Bei's mansion, Zhang Han pretended to check the surroundings, then left Xuzhou and went straight to Xiaopei with Lü Bu!
After this investigation, Zhang Han understood why Liu Bei wanted to give Xuzhou a pretext - it was just to test Lu Bu's appetite. The mansion was surrounded by sword-wielding soldiers. Where could so many officers and soldiers be mobilized during the banquet? They must have laid an ambush long ago.
Chapter completed!