If Lin Xiaowen heard this question, he had to vomit rice. No, it was vomiting corn, because he just ate corn.

This is a duplicate question.

It can be seen how boring this old guy Lin Tianyuan is.

"How old is this year?"

Lin Tianyuan continued to ask.

"Six years old!"

Xiao Yechen answered seriously.

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

Lin Tianyuan’s problem is nothing but such a lack of integrity.

"boy!"

Xiao Yechen also answered naively, thinking to himself, this ancestor grandfather is such a fool! He can’t even tell whether I am a boy or a girl!

Lin Tianyuan immediately stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Is he really a boy?"

"real!"

Xiao Yechen suddenly became panicked. I am really a boy! He is not a girl!

Lin Tianyuan immediately smiled evilly and said, "I don't believe it!"

Xiao Yechen's expression became strange. He stretched out his little hand and scratched his head, not knowing what to do.

Seeing this little guy performing like this, Lin Tianyuan was always happy.

It's so fun to be so funny!

At this time, Lin Tianyuan couldn't help but think of Lin Xiaowen when he was six years old. At that time, Lin Xiaowen was not as simple as Xiao Ye Chen...

It's so annoying!

But in comparison, they really have their own fun.

Lin Tianyuan immediately liked Xiao Ye Chen very much. Perhaps it was because after Lin Xiaowen grew up and left, his heart became empty. As an old guy over a hundred years old, he still liked to have a child with him under his knees.

Who says that a master will not be lonely?

Who says that a master looks cold and awesome?

If you have never met a master, don’t talk nonsense?

"Grandpa, then how do you want to believe that I am a boy or not a girl? Look at my head, I don't have a braid, but girls only have a braid."

Xiao Yechen thought for a moment, his eyes suddenly turned, and he thought of a reason to convince Lin Tianyuan. He happily pointed his hand at his head and said excitedly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Tianyuan even laughed even more. It’s just fun for innocent children!

No, such a naive child and a handsome guy, he must be trained to be even more evil and bad than that boy Lin Xiaowen.

What a pity!

The best village woman in the village, Liu Lan, was soaked by Xiaowen, that boy. This guy has no one to peek at!

For a moment, Lin Tianyuan began to feel worried.

If Lin Xiaowen knew that the old guy Lin Tianyuan thought this way, I wonder what would Lin Xiaowen behave in his heart?

"I saw some little boys also have braids, while some little girls have short hair like you." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile, with a cunning light in his eyes. At this moment, Lin Tianyuan seemed to be much younger, not a white old guy, but a vulgar middle-aged uncle.

"That……"

Xiao Yechen hesitated for a moment, blinked his eyes, and looked at Lin Tianyuan, "That ancestor, how can you believe that I am a boy?"

"This is very simple! You took off your pants and let me see if you have any little jiji. It is said that girls don't have any little jiji."

Lin Tianyuan's words were even more evil.

"ah?"

Xiao Yechen opened his mouth. He remembered that his parents told him that there was a difference between men and women. He could not swear in front of girls, nor could he watch other girls swear.

But this ancestor is a boy!

It doesn't matter to boys!

Thinking of this, Xiao Ye Chen nodded, slid down from Lin Tianyuan's knee, and then pulled his trouser and the little elephant trunk exposed.

Lin Tianyuan took a look, learned the movements in a movie of Stephen Chow, reached out and gently flicked Xiao Yechen's little elephant trunk.

Because the force used was not very strong, Xiao Yechen didn't feel any pain, but said happily: "Grandpa, it's true, not fake. Now do you believe I am a little boy?"

Lin Tianyuan nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, it's indeed a little boy! This little guy will grow into a big guy in the future."

As he said that, Lin Tianyuan personally lifted Xiao Yechen's pants.

"Okay, since I've gotten to know you, I'll introduce myself!"

Lin Tianyuan immediately spoke, "First of all, my name is Lin Tianyuan. This is my name, but you can't call me. You have to keep calling Grandpa Grandpa, do you know?"

"knew!"

Xiao Ye nodded.

Lin Tianyuan thought of his grandson, Lin Xiaowen, who always called himself an old guy, was so upset! At this time, there was a little guy who called himself a grandfather, and this feeling was still very good.

"Then, Grandpa, now he is over 100 years old. I don't remember much about how much it is, but it's over 100."

Lin Tianyuan said immediately.

Ah... I'm over a hundred years old!

When Xiao Yechen heard this number, he was shocked and felt incredible.

"Okay, the introduction of the ancestor grandfather is over." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile.

Xiao Yechen blinked his eyes and then asked again: "Grandpa, are you a man or a woman?"

Of course he knew that Grandpa of the Patriarch was a man, but just now, Grandpa of the Patriarch asked himself, and Xiao Yechen was just asking with inertial thinking.

Upon hearing this, Lin Tianyuan almost rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Of course it's a man!"

Lin Tianyuan said quickly.

Xiao Yechen's eyes immediately fell on Lin Tianyuan's pants. Now, Lin Tianyuan had an ominous premonition. This kid wouldn't have to take off his pants and check it out!

If it really takes off, would this kid play himself like the little Jiji he played just now?

Thinking of this, Lin Tianyuan's old face was a little overwhelmed.

If such a thing really happens, how can it be?

Lin Tianyuan reacted very quickly, but he couldn't be defeated by this kid. It would be fine if he had been defeated by Xiaowen. If he had also been killed by Ye Chen, it would be really unscientific.

So, Lin Tianyuan quickly touched his breath and said, "Only men have beards. Look, the ancestor's beard is so long, of course it is a man. If you don't believe me, please touch it."

As he said that, Lin Tianyuan grabbed Xiao Yechen's hand and touched his chin.

Xiao Ye Chen nodded, "No, it's a real beard! Grandpa of the ancestor is really a boy!"

boy?

If Lin Xiaowen heard these three words, Lin Xiaowen might have spitted blood directly...

This old guy is already an old man, and he is still a boy, Emma, ​​don't be so shocking, okay?

Not to mention, even Lin Tianyuan himself was very thundered. He wanted to explain that he was a man, not a boy...

Is it good to refer to a little brat like you?

Lin Tianyuan blew his beard.

"Haha, of course I am a man, and women have big breasts. Look at the ancestors and grandpas, they are ordinary."

Lin Tianyuan immediately grabbed Xiao Yechen's hand and touched his chest. Xiao Yechen touched a few dry-fried ribs. What muscles had nothing to do with Lin Tianyuan.

Even a master at the age of over 100 cannot resist the erosion of time.

Xiao Yechen immediately thought of something, nodded quickly and said, "Yes, my father's breasts are very flat, while my mother's one is very big."

These words are of course innocent words.

When Lin Tianyuan heard this, his eyes lit up and he smiled and said, "Yes, Chen'er, you are so smart. You even discovered this. Now you believe that grandpa is a man, right?"

"Well, I believe it." Xiao Yechen's eyes finally stopped looking at Lin Tianyuan's trousers.

This made Lin Tianyuan secretly relieved, and almost fell into the hands of this kid!

Lin Tianyuan immediately said, "By the way, you said your mother's breasts are big, how big is it?"

Xiao Yechen didn't think so much about it. He smiled and stretched out his hand and gestured, "Big, big, it's so big anyway. I see many aunts are not as big as my mother. By the way, the teacher has seen it. When the teacher comes next time, you will let the teacher tell you! I'm definitely not lying."

"Tsk tsk, little guy, I definitely know that you won't lie to the ancestors and grandfathers. Hehe, by the way, your teacher, when he saw your mother, he didn't have a warm hug or something?"

Lin Tianyuan asked with a smile.

"It doesn't seem to be true!" Xiao Yechen scratched his head and said, "My father often hugs my mother and kisses me!"

"Then is your mom beautiful?"

Lin Tianyuan asked, "Don't Lin Xiaowen look like a hungry wolf when she sees the beauty? Is this Xiao Yechen's mother not good? But it makes no sense! If she doesn't look good, this Xiao Yechen looks very good and looks handsome. If her mother is not beautiful, how can she give birth to a handsome man?

"Beautiful, the teacher said that my mother is very beautiful."

Xiao Ye Chen nodded and said proudly.

Lin Tianyuan nodded and no longer worries about this issue. If you have the chance in the future, you can see how beautiful it is.

So, Lin Tianyuan changed his tone and looked at Xiao Ye Chen and said, "Okay, let's not talk about your mother, Grandpa, tell you about my past when I was young."
Chapter completed!