Yi Lifeng was hoeing with her head down, and Li Xiaowei's proud body was always dangling in front of her eyes. Without paying attention, she almost hit her own feet with the hoe. If a man can satisfy a woman, she will be like a jade rabbit, extremely well-behaved.

Otherwise, a woman will be filled with resentment, she will be overjoyed when she meets someone more perfect, and sometimes she will curse at her husband for no reason.

A man is a hero. If he wants to live a dignified life, he must put the word "sex" in front of his head and sing with dignity. Yi Lifeng's husband has a mantra: "Women are here to give birth to children. That aspect is like peeing. If you hold it in, you will panic."

Just spread the word, don't take it too seriously." If a man wants to live with dignity, he must have a strong enterprising spirit. Just like a wage earner, if he holds the

If he is not a general, he is not a good soldier. Then he must work hard on his dream and practice his skills diligently. One day, even if he is not a general, he will at least be a small leader. If he is content with the status quo and has no ambition, he will be a monk day by day.

clock, then his functions will retreat further and further, going in the opposite direction, and in the end even the status quo will become weaker and weaker.

Dear friends, don’t be afraid of hardship when picking up girls, and don’t relax when working hard on the farmland. The fruits of the autumn harvest are inseparable from hard work.

Speaking of which, Li Xiaowei was still flopping back and forth in the creek. This kid was born with a fondness for water resources. Even in the middle of winter, he would sneak into the creek for winter swimming from time to time. He had never taken a bath at home.

The stream is like his bathhouse. Not to mention, this kind of behavior is an excellent way to cultivate and exercise. The body is very healthy and will not catch a cold at all. Even the little brother is like a dragon in the sea.

There is a large water pipe on the top of the mountain that extends into the village. There is a large canal in the center of the village, and every household drinks water from the canal.

"Ah" Li Xiaowei screamed again, more sadly than the one just now.

This kid never stops after he gets a sweet treat. He actually wants me to be fooled a second time. I won’t fall for his tricks. Yi Lifeng couldn’t laugh or cry. She is at least a smart person, but she actually fell for Li Xiaowei.

This was an unwarranted mistake, and he cursed angrily in his heart: "This kid, he wants my aunt to go there again, unless the sun rises from the west." I was angry and looking forward to it, two options.

Choice: I am angry that my husband is not interesting, he is a heavy smoker, and his mouth smells bad. Kissing him is not for enjoyment, but for suffering. Sometimes I am so kissed by him that I shed tears; what I want is that

I am very eager to have another kiss with Li Xiaowei. This boy's plump lips are very smooth and tender, and the water in his mouth has a hint of sweetness. When he eats it in his mouth, he is so intoxicated that he can't wait for eternity.

"Yi Lifeng, my stuff is caught by a crab, come and save me?" Li Xiaowei cried, sounding like a ghost crying or a wolf howling.

There are really freshwater crabs in this creek. In this quiet little mountain village, the most valuable ones are the freshwater crabs. If you catch them and sell them in the county town, even a small one can be sold for at least one hundred.

A lot of money, and it’s very popular.

Crabs are sold by the pound, but the freshwater crabs here are sold by the piece. Because they are valuable, only a few have been caught. Even the smallest crabs are caught and raised at home until they grow bigger.

, and then take it to the county town to sell it.

My good boy Dongdong, that stupid boy like Li Xiaowei, can actually catch crabs. If he catches a big one, he will have to sell it for at least 200 yuan. If he can catch one in a day, then he will be great.

, you can earn tens of thousands a year

The more Yi Lifeng thought about it, the more jealous she became. Li Xiaowei was full of treasures. He was the best among men in everything. Dongdong was even more the best among men. It was not an exaggeration to describe him as top-notch. It was so evil.

Can catch crabs now.

I was still half-convinced, not very convinced, at most only 50% convinced, so I just ignored him, weeded my own grass, and let Li Xiaowei fool him.

"Ah ah ah ah, Yi Lifeng, you stinky bitch, you will not save me until you die, will you not give me this big crab?" Li Xiaowei screamed miserably.

Is it true? Hearing this kid crying so fiercely, I almost don’t know if it’s true. I’d better go over and take a look. If it’s true, I can deceive the crab. This kid is stubborn, so it’s easy to deceive him.

.When people are greedy, they would rather believe that they have something than something that doesn’t exist.

The pace was not very fast, and I was half-confident and not very impulsive. I finally reached the stream and opened my eyes. Oh my God, the crab is so big. It costs at least 250 yuan. This is joyful food.

250, the crab's front two feet clamped tightly on Li Xiaowei's thing, and it couldn't move at all.

Yi Lifeng was overjoyed and shouted happily: "Xiaowei, will you slowly move to the shore?" She must ask him to move to the shore. If he is in the water, if he gets the crab into the water, he will

It will be difficult to catch it again.

Li Xiaowei cried so much that tears crisscrossed his face, and he turned into a man of tears. He moved his legs slowly from left to right, and after a lot of effort, he finally landed ashore, just like a prodigal son who turned around and left a piece of spring in the world.

That crab didn't know whether it was alive or dead. It didn't know that disaster had already befallen it. "Alas" the poor crab.

Yi Lifeng ran down and was in front of Li Xiaowei in an instant. Wow, that thing was pinched by the crab until it was bleeding. She stretched out her right hand and flicked it towards the crab, trying to flick it to the ground.

"Oh, it hurts me to death, Yi Lifeng, it hurts me to death, and you still play, do you want to play me to death?" Li Xiaowei grinned and screamed.

The crab was still motionless. Could it be that it was sleeping happily with a stick as a pillow? If it played again, Li Xiaowei would scream. Yi Lifeng pursed her lips, and an idea jumped into her head.

He got up and jumped for joy. He happened to have a box of matches with him, so a fire attack would be the best.

She hurriedly grabbed a match from her body, lit a match, and burned it on the crab's head. Yi Lifeng sneered and murmured to herself: "Damn crab, don't you believe that I can't conquer you?"

The crab was so burned by the fire that it started to move, and its legs were clamped tighter, as if it was holding a thought: "Your father wants me to turn into a braised crab, so I will cut off this stick."

"

Li Xiaowei screamed so hard that his heart jumped into his mouth: "Yi Lifeng, what are you trying to do to kill me?"

This didn't work, that didn't work either. Yi Lifeng was confused. After thinking about it over and over again, she finally came up with a dirty idea. She blushed and looked at Li Xiaowei coyly and said hesitantly: "Li Xiaowei, it seems that you have to use urine to hit.
Chapter completed!