Early in the morning on the fifth day, Li Xiaowei woke up and felt that the thing was completely healed and there was no pain at all. He quickly took off his pants and saw that he had gained weight. He looked at his thing and started to move.

Complaint: "My body is thin, but you are actually fat. Why are you so big? Do you want to scare people to death?"

He ran out of the room vigorously, jumping up and down, like a three-year-old child, and came to the kitchen. Zhao Xiaocui was cooking breakfast. In the countryside, they were reluctant to use even briquettes, so they still used the oldest loess stove to cook. See

Li Xiaowei is jumping around, that huge thing is in his crotch

His face swayed, Zhao Xiaocui shook his head, and sighed: "It would be great if my brain is normal. If I get along with a girl, I will definitely give birth to twins. I heard that there is a silly girl in the neighboring village. She is also eighteen years old. She is two years old."

Tian asked Zhang Bingyu to be a matchmaker, and if he can succeed, the relationship will not be cut off."

"Xiaowei, please quickly add more firewood to the stove?"

"OK."

"Xiaowei, you're feeling better. Can you take our buffalo out to eat grass later?"

"Okay, Mom, I haven't gone out to play with Da Hei Hei for several days. He must have missed me these days." His family has a big buffalo, which is male. He is usually very affectionate with Li Xiaowei. He always

Call it Daheihei.

After breakfast, we came to the cattle pen. When Da Hei Hei saw his little master, he shouted "Hey" happily. This big buffalo was very huge, it was simply a behemoth. Its black hair was sparse and not

Very dense, eyes like copper

Bell, its long tail was swaying, and an iron ring was passed through its nostrils, with a nylon rope tied to it. Li Xiaowei collected the rope, stroked the cow's head affectionately, and shouted: "Daheihei, let's go."

Come on, go eat grass in the mountains."

Leading the big buffalo towards the mountains behind, in the hot summer, he wore a hat on his head, a vest on his upper body, and red beach pants on his lower body. Li Xiaowei has never worn shorts, and this has been a bad habit since he was a child. By the time he was five years old

, if it was summer, he would always be running around naked, and once a little rooster took his dangling thing.

When he was an earthworm, he pecked it down hard. When he saw blood, he cried a lot of tears and a lot of snot. He ran to Zhao Xiaocui to complain. Poor little rooster, he was killed by Zhao Xiaocui the next day.

I drank chicken soup to replenish Li Xiaowei's health. From then on, Li Xiaowei was willing to wear outer pants, otherwise he would not want to wear anything at all. If it was not very cold, he would want to stay naked for the rest of his life.

On the way, I met Widow Zhang, who was hooking persimmons with a long bamboo pole. In rural areas, many people use a long bamboo pole with the top cut into a hook shape with a wood knife. It is the best for hooking lychees, longans, persimmons, etc.

Nothing better.

Li Xiaowei was leading the cow to pass behind Widow Zhang. When he saw her bulging body, he still felt a little guilty, but a thought jumped into his heart: "I must go and take a peek at night. On a hot day, she is late at night."

Wash it late!" I didn't think it was okay, but when I thought about that happy event, that thing suddenly held its head high and chest high, proud and high-spirited without being directed by the brain.

Widow Zhang heard the noise and turned around to take a look. The first thing she saw was that Li Xiaowei was being arrogant and domineering. My good boy is so big that even the greediest woman can fill it up and watch her tightly.

, even his saliva almost flowed out.

It can be said that Li Xiaowei knew nothing about the love between men and women. He only had an instinctive reaction during menstrual period. Even his big Heihei would jump wildly during the period, not to mention his strong body.

Seeing Widow Zhang's big watery eyes staring at his stuff non-stop, Li Xiaowei didn't take it to heart at all. There was nothing interesting about it. This stick was only used for peeing, although sometimes it was

Her nose will runny and her eyes will almost pop out when she sees it, so just take off your pants and let her see enough.

I thought to myself, pull down the beach shorts, the spring scenery is all over the garden, the bald monk comes out of the wall, wow, the color is so rosy, so smooth that people want to touch it, in broad daylight, Widow Zhang does not dare to be too

He said impudently: "Xiaowei, you kid, why don't you pull up your pants quickly, or I will take out the scissors and cut you off?"

It's not a good idea to cut it off, so it's better to pull it up. He came to her and said cheerfully: "Zhang Dajiao, are you picking persimmons?" Widow Zhang's name is Zhang Dajiao. It doesn't mean that her feet are big.

When she was choosing a name, her honest and fawning father looked around but couldn't think of a name. He just happened to see her big feet and shouted happily: "Let's call it Zhang Dajiao?"

"Yes, Xiaowei, would you like to help me? It would be better if you climb up the tree and pick it for me?"

"I also want to go to the mountains to graze cattle."

"Isn't there grass on the roadside? You can just let it eat it and help me for a while. If you help me, I will treat you to a cake later. The cake I made is delicious?"

As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Li Xiaowei agreed without saying a word. This kid is just greedy. Climbing a tree is a piece of cake for him. No matter how tall the tree is, no one in the village dares to climb it. He is like a monkey.

, he was agile and climbed up in a snap.

The persimmon tree was not very tall, so Li Xiaowei reached it in a flash without using any tools. He picked it here and there. In a short while, he picked a basket, tied it to the handle of the basket with a rope, and slowly lowered it to the ground.

When they reached a difficult place to pick, Li Xiaowei held the fork of the tree and reached out to grab the fruit. The branches shook, and a ball came out of his crotch. This kid was so whimsical that the beach pants Zhao Xiaocui bought for him were too much.

Long, cut the trouser legs very short, almost like flat pants, so that the balls will come out.

When Zhang Dajiao saw the exposed egg, it was more glorious than the native duck egg. It looked like a quail egg. It would be great if the quail egg could be eaten raw. He swallowed a few big mouthfuls of saliva and jokingly said to him:

"Xiaowei, quickly throw down your pill for me?"

Li Xiaowei said worriedly, "Do you really want me to throw this pill to you?"

Open your legs and move your legs together, stretch your hands forward and bend them into a cup shape, press your palms together tightly, and say in a cooing voice: "Throw it down quickly?" I laughed in my heart, this silly boy,

Why throw that egg away? Don't you want to live?

"Okay, I'll throw this one over for you."

As soon as she saw Li Xiaowei grabbing a persimmon and throwing it at her, she started complaining. She would often shoot herself in the foot by joking with such a bastard. In the countryside here, persimmons are picked before they are very ripe and are very hard.

, peel off the outer skin and expose it in the sun to become persimmon cake, which is a famous local product.
Chapter completed!