Chapter 306 My brother is a movie star (please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

Chapter 306 My brother is a movie star (please subscribe)

On the stage, Zhang Helun looked at Yang Yunyi and said: "Let's not talk about Master, let's talk about you!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay, you spit out an ivory from a dog's mouth and let me see!"

Zhang Helun was unhappy: "Why do you mean that a dog spits out ivory from its mouth? That means a dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth!"

After saying this, Zhang Helun felt slightly embarrassed.

While the audience was covering their mouths and laughing, he also knew that he was wrong.

"Anyway, what I mean is that one family does not speak the same language as two families! Yang Yunyi is the number one in our Deyun Building!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice and said: "Is it our master or the madam?"

Zhang Helun looked horrified: "I didn't say that. Don't wrongly accuse me, a beautiful young man like me!"

The audience gasped, and some even vomited.

With your looks, the protruding pork belly on your waist, and your chin, you could be used as a steamed bun, but you are still a handsome boy?

Are you feeling guilty or not? How shameless are you?

Yang Yunyi said here: "Didn't you say that Deyun Tower is my number one, and that master is the bustard!"

Zhang Helun looked at Yang Yunyi, seeming to be discussing.

"What do you say?"

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "If you don't have any academic qualifications, don't use random words!"

Zhang Limin laughed when he heard this.

"I graduated from junior high school. May I ask what your academic qualifications are?"

Yang Yunyi was embarrassed for a moment, and the audience also laughed.

Who likes to listen to Deyunlou cross talk, who doesn’t know Yang Yunyi’s academic qualifications!

Yang Yunyi hummed and said: "Why do you care so much? Educational qualifications are important. Educational qualifications are not important to me. Educational qualifications are just a stepping stone for you. But for people who talk about cross talk, having academic qualifications is a very low-level thing.

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Zhang Helun held his hands tightly and looked forward.

"How do you say this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "It means that none of our masters have academic qualifications. Besides, what is our Deyun Building called now? Deyun Culture Co., Ltd., with limited culture!"

The audience was surprised, and the people backstage had trembling faces.

What the hell, Culture Co., Ltd. is just a company without academic qualifications?

The audience now understands why Yang Yunyi in Deyun Tower is so rebellious.

This is how limited culture understands it, and it seems that you understand it.

Zhang Helun put his paws on his mouth, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Oh my God, it's so amazing. The Culture Co., Ltd. is saying that the cultural level of our Deyun Tower is limited!"

Yang Yunyi looked proud: "That's right, that's how I understand it."

Zhang Helun changed the topic and asked again: "Then where did your limited academic qualifications end abruptly?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Zhang Helun with extreme and strong dissatisfaction.

"Are you sick?"

Zhang Helun said: "You can just say it. Since our culture is limited, there is nothing we can't say."

Yang Yunyi replied angrily: "I'm not as tall as you, and I didn't graduate from junior high school, so that's it!"

Zhang Helun chuckled: "I graduated, and I still have my diploma. I'll show it to you!"

After saying that, he actually took out a diploma.

Yang Yunyi snatched the diploma and threw it directly into the audience.

He spread his hands and said, "No more now!"

Then Zhang Helun took out another one, and Yang Yunyi was stunned.

The person who picked up Zhang Helun's graduation certificate looked at the three big words written on it, marriage certificate.

It's just the marriage partners, it says Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

At this point, the spectators nearby couldn't stand it any longer.

My dear, your diploma is quite special!

Yang Yunyi grabbed it and was about to throw it away when she realized it was a divorce certificate.

He read out the three words of the divorce certificate, then opened it and took a look.

He used this certificate to call Zhang Helun and said: "This is the divorce certificate between Master and Teacher Yu. I want you to get a divorce. I want you to get a divorce. Let people live a good life. Why divorce!"

After that, he threw the divorce certificate to the audience.

Zhang Helun said: "This is just a toy, and I made a joke. Master and Teacher Yu have been old partners for many years, and they have a good relationship!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "That's right, Master has developed hemorrhoids on his butt recently. I wanted to see Master again, but I saw Teacher Yu licking the hemorrhoids on Master's butt at the door, haha!"

Yang Yunyi didn't say any more, as the audience's emotions had already been aroused.

Zhang Helun said: "No way, it's gone now?"

Yang Yunyi slapped Zhang Helun: "You have gone too far. What else do you want to know!"

The audience also let out a sigh, you have cut off the exciting part, right? Are we the ones who lack that little time?

Yu Qian, who was backstage, saw everyone looking at him suspiciously, and his face turned green.

But Guo Degang said casually: "It's all true, it's all true. Teacher Yu was drunk that day and said it was a bean. He insisted on licking it and drinking it. I couldn't stop him!"

At this moment, Yu Qiandu was so angry that he was speechless.

But Zhang Helun didn't know about this on the stage.

He continued: "What did you just say? When it comes to my brother, TV series star, movie star, what is the name of the one you filmed, Screaming Chicken, and my senior brother won the Most Popular Actor Award."

Yang Yunyi frowned: "What the hell, screaming chicken, that's called a soldier assault!"

Zhang Helun nodded: "Yes, yes, just call the soldiers to attack. My dear, I have watched this drama!"

Yang Yunyi said happily: "You saw it, what do you think?"

Zhang Helun praised: "Don't mention it, the acting is really great. Bao Qiang's Xu Sanduo is so impressive. It would be unreasonable for him not to win the award!"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, I, let me tell you how my performance was!"

When Zhang Helun heard this, he smiled and said, "I don't know how you performed!"

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and said anxiously: "No, how could you not know how well I acted? I am the second male lead, and besides Bao Qiang, it is my role. You don't know how well I acted?"

Zhang Helun said with a smile: "As soon as I saw your role, I pulled him over, so I really don't know how you performed?"

Yang Yunyi asked: "Why is this?"

Zhang Helun replied: "Because I get annoyed when I see your face!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice and raised his fist.

"May I allow you to organize your words and say it again!"

Zhang Helun immediately changed his words and said: "I mean, when I see your profile, I feel ashamed."

The audience started to cry again, this He Lun is really a two-skinned person, Yang Yunyi's evaluation is not wrong at all!

Yang Yunyi said: "No wonder you can describe the soldiers' assault as screaming chickens."

Zhang Helun added: "My brother also participated in the movie, right?"

Yang Yunyi was not happy: "What does it mean to be in a movie, right? I just acted in a movie!"

Zhang Helun said: "That's right, my brother also acted in a movie. You played the one called the wind trumpet, right? It was the group leader, the group leader played by Teacher Zhang Hanyu, named Zhao Doudou!"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "I asked you to watch less unhealthy videos, but you just didn't listen. What a blower, that's called a charge, bah, the name of the movie is called Assembly, and it's not Zhao Doudou, that's called Zhao Erdou!"

What the audience wants to say at this moment is, what kind of short video?
Chapter completed!