Chapter 188 Catch the toad and poop it out (please subscribe)

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi away with a dissatisfied look on his face.

"If you have anything to say, say it in front of everyone, and don't be too nagging."

Yang Yunyi cautiously said: "Teacher Sun, do you think there is such a possibility? Your grandfather gave it to me as a gift from the phone bill."

As soon as this sentence came out, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Yu Qian and Guo Degang backstage even laughed.

Although they have not seen each other for more than four months, Guo Degang is also worried that Yang Yunyi's level has declined, but to be honest, today's cross talk made him satisfied, very satisfied.

But as his apprentice, Lao Guo actually understood.

I have always wanted to write unique cross talk and create new things.

But no matter how powerful a person is, he cannot continue to output all the time. This is impossible.

No matter how strong a man is, he can only take one hour at most.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue proudly and asked with a smile: "Teacher Sun, you have never flown on an airplane! This is the sound of an airplane flying into the sky. Even if you are so rich, you don't know it!"

"The main thing is to have a good body. This is normal."

Sun Yue was dumbfounded, and the audience burst into laughter.

Sun Yue was unhappy: "You said my father is vulgar?"

Sun Yue said in disbelief: "The big plane my father was on was thrown out!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, do you think I didn't go to school? Yes, I admit that my education level is not high, only at the level of Peking University and Tsinghua University, but I can still recognize these four characters."

Not to mention this plane, it flies quite far.

Sun Yue didn't like to talk to Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you if you still kill the J-10! I see that you really can't speak a human word now. How can a paper plane fit people in it?"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's just a plane ride anyway, oh, Mr. Sun's father is sitting on a plane, his pants are under his pants, bang!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "So Mr. Sun's family has made a lot of money by virtue of their good health, and they are so rich now."

Sun Yue chuckled twice and said sarcastically: "Wow, you are talking about a plane. If I didn't know, I thought it was a green train!"

He wasn't afraid of offending Sun Yue, he just thought it was vulgar.

Sun Yue snorted in agreement.

At this moment, Yang Yunyi once again demonstrated the characteristics of being uneducated.

Sun Yue said to the audience: "Look at this man's shameless appearance. He is comparable to Tsinghua and Peking University. This is the first time I have heard that a person who has not graduated from junior high school can be compared to Tsinghua and Peking University. Besides, the four words in my father's room

, it’s not like you’ll die if you don’t make any money!”

Yang Yunyi replied: "This is an ordinary aircraft, this is the J-10!"

He asked: "It's not whether you will die if you don't make money, or whether you will make money if you die?"

The laughter penetrated directly through the roof. He caught the toad and scooped out the shit. How did this guy come up with this idea? It was simply nonsense.

If there were no telephone, Sun Yue's scholarly family would not be established.

"Just a multinational company, a family business!"

Sun Yue replied angrily: "Fuck you, why did you need to pay for phone calls at that time!"

Sun Yue reminded: "Stop being a slut, my dad can't stand such humiliation!"

Yang Yunyi is a genius at reading words. There are piles of messy words in his head, and I have no idea what is in his mind.

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, you said you are flying, pants are under pants, pants are under pants, what happened to my dad's pants?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, Teacher Sun's family is rich, so they always take big planes when going abroad!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi looked surprised.

The audience couldn't hold it any longer, and neither could the actors backstage.

And Yang Yunyi also understands that continuous output is not advisable, and he still has to take a break occasionally and perform some old jokes.

Yang Yunyicai didn't care about this. He urged: "Teacher Sun, please tell me whether these eight characters hanging in your father's study are meant to catch toads and poop them out!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and became modest again.

Anyway, Guo Degang is now at ease, at ease with Yang Yunyi's level.

Sun Yue said modestly: "It's not considered rich, just well-off. Well-off can be considered!"

As the saying goes, we are actually growing up standing on the shoulders of giants.

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and replied: "Isn't this a joke?"

The audience laughed, it was true!

Let alone men, women cannot stand such humiliation!

Sun Yue was puzzled: "What do you mean you will die if you don't make money?"

At this moment, Yang Yunyi took out a paper airplane from nowhere, breathed a sigh of relief and threw it out.

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, that's what I mean. Otherwise, why did your grandfather say that we don't want to be an official anymore? Being an official is risky. As long as you have a good body and are down-to-earth, that's all."

Yang Yunyi said: "How can it be possible? The painting in his father's bedroom also has four characters, saying "If you don't make money, you will die!"

Sun Yue said fiercely: "You must never go to my house again. All the calligraphy in my house has been ruined by you. You really are not worthy of such an elegant product."

If it exceeds an hour, there is something wrong with your body.

Yang Yunyi suddenly understood and gave Sun Yue a thumbs up.

Sun Yue rolled his eyes a hundred times and replied: "That's called Jizhuohuiyuan. If you don't make money, you will die, and you have no culture!"

Sun Yue sighed and said: "This is called a bright future. Let's build on the past and open up the future!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, from his grandfather to his father, often did business with foreigners!"

Then he asked again: "Then the slogan hanging in your father's study is not about catching the toad and pulling out the shit?"

Sun Yue said angrily: "What's the use of it! If you can seat people in a hurry, the airline will go bankrupt in the future."

Yang Yunyi groaned, confirming what he said.

Yang Yunyi replied: "I'm just guessing. If you don't make money, you will die. Although these four words are simple and domineering, and can also reflect the personality of Mr. Sun's father and the desire of everyone in this multinational company to make money, I have to say

In a word, this is very vulgar and always gives people an inexplicable feeling."

Yang Yunyi gave a thumbs up: "Speaking of which, I still admire Teacher Sun's father. There is also a word in his father's bedroom."

"What do these four words mean?"

Sun Yue explained: "Ji can be interpreted as hard work; profit means winning; Yuan Duo refers to the imperial garden. The four words "Ji Zhuo Hui Yuan" are a metaphor that only when everyone works hard can an enterprise prosper."

Sun Yue said indifferently: "Are you sure that the four words in my father's bedroom mean that if you don't make money, you will die?"

The future is bright and the future is bright. It is like catching a toad and pooping it out. What kind of talented person can do this?

Why didn’t it say there were no telephones at that time? It’s because China already had telephones at that time.

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he said another sentence.

"Is it possible that Tolarsky was holding his hand?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and so were the audience.

A tractor is just a tractor, what does a walk-behind tractor driver mean?

Maybe they don't know that Yang Yunyi is talking about hand-held tractors, not hand-held tractor drivers.
Chapter completed!