Chapter 110: You will be lame if you cheat (Third update)

Whoever bowed his head, it was Yang Yunyi who bowed his head.

Although he was extremely reluctant, Sun Yue grabbed his hair. Yang Yunyi was unwilling and had no choice.

Yang Yunyi said sarcastically: "Teacher Sun, let go!"

Sun Yue chuckled, but did not let go, but asked: "Are you wrong?"

Yang Yunyi replied dumbfounded: "That's wrong, I'm really wrong. Please let go of your hand quickly. I'm going to be bald by you."

But Sun Yue had no intention of letting Yang Yunyi go. How could he give up such a good opportunity so easily.

"You said you were wrong, so where did you go wrong?"

The original word here was, since you were wrong, okay, I will forgive you this time.

But when Sun Yue said this, the audience felt a chill running down their backs.

Why is this sentence so familiar?

Next, will you say that since you said you were wrong but you don’t know where you went wrong, are you deliberately looking for scolding?

But Yang Yunyi will naturally not let the audience think of her boyfriend while watching a cross talk.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi unkindly: "You'd better say it's so sad!"

Their girlfriends are having fun with them, physically.

"Tell me quickly, what happened to my wife? What does this have to do with my wife?"

This is a master of language and a master of rhythm!

Yang Yunyi said with a surprised look on his face: "Teacher Sun, it doesn't matter yet, but it matters a lot."

Yang Yunyi said with some regret: "Teacher Sun, I found that you may not be in good condition today. Why don't you go down and rest first, or go to the hospital to have your ears checked?"

The audience was at a loss, how could they explain it like this?

Then he continued: "That day, I went to Teacher Sun's house, and it was Teacher Sun's wife who opened the door for me."

Sun Yue was in a daze, why did he get involved in Liuliumei again?

I didn’t expect that I would become a scumbag just by reading a book!

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "Let me go. If you don't let me go, I will tell your wife."

Yang Yunyi sighed: "I found out after I went that Teacher Sun was not at home. He had gone drinking because of a quarrel with his sister-in-law."

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said hurriedly: "That's not possible, audience friends, Teacher Sun is my partner, so of course I can't do anything that would be sorry for Teacher Sun. My sister-in-law asked me to go there late at night to persuade Teacher Sun. But, just

"

Yang Yunyi suddenly let out a sigh: "Everyone, don't look at Mr. Sun looking like this, but his daughter-in-law is really beautiful. She is like a woman with plum blossoms, spring mountains and autumn water, copper cutting, and countless kinds of unspeakable eroticism in the corners of her eyebrows."

Sun Yue thought it was nothing: "My wife and I live alone. When I went out, my wife opened the door normally!"

Sun Yue slapped Yang Yunyi on the body: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Yang Yunyi looked in disbelief: "Teacher Sun, do you have something wrong with your ears? I'm talking about thousands of styles!"

The audience listened one by one and covered their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing too loudly, lest Sun Yue find themselves laughing at him for being a little green.

Sun Yue nodded and replied: "I'm really in a bad state today. Maybe I slept too late yesterday. Then I'll go down and rest first, but I'm relying on you here."

After all, the vast majority of people in this world still like to have physical enjoyment. As for spirituality, spirituality is what cultural talents often talk about.

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi and said, "Is it ridiculous for my wife to ask you to go there late at night?"

Sun Yue calmed himself down and said, "You should talk about it and I'll listen!"

Sun Yue groaned again, his pupils dilated.

Sun Yue looked suspicious and could only ask the audience for help.

He asked: "Hurry up and tell me, why are you sorry for me?

Yang Yunyi took a deep look at Sun Yue and then replied: "Teacher Sun, what I said is that you were not at home, so I went to your home and didn't say hello to you in advance, so I'm sorry."

Yang Yunyi shook his finger in front of Sun Yue's eyes and asked in disbelief: "Teacher Sun, are you okay? Are you okay? If you're okay, just eat a plum!"

But if it’s not my mother’s family and I make this call again, I’m afraid something will happen!

Yang Yunyi said: "My sister-in-law called me the night after you guys had a fight. She said Yunyi, your brother Sun and I had a fight, and I was so lonely!"

Although it was deliberately acted by Sun Yue, the audience thought it was true.

Yang Yunyi didn't answer, but this made Sun Yue anxious.

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and said: "Teacher Sun, that is your wife, how can you doubt your wife and your generosity as a man!"

Although the two complement each other, they are still very different.

Yang Yunyi said: "You had a fight with your sister-in-law a few days ago, and my sister-in-law called me."

Sun Yue immediately asked: "My wife said she was lonely?"

Sun Yue said angrily: "It's just what you said! This makes me anxious to death!"

Yang Yunyi also reacted, patted Sun Yue and said: "Teacher Sun, you heard wrong. My sister-in-law said it was good, well, so sad!"

As we all know, the audience always stands with the funny ones and fools the flattering ones.

Sun Yue sighed and then said: "Yes, I went to drink at that time. I couldn't help it, she didn't understand me!"

Sun Yue said in astonishment: "Good guy, my wife and I will call you whenever we have a quarrel. You are from his mother's side, right?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Sister-in-law asked me to go there late at night!"

Is it so exciting to play?

This is the time to have fun. Although you can have fun with your girlfriend, the two types of happiness cannot be changed.

And many literati are scumbags!

The audience also laughed, which is usually the case.

Sun Yue groaned, and the audience stretched their necks.

"What did you do to apologize to me?"

Sun Yue let go inexplicably, and asked with some surprise: "What does this have to do with my wife?"

Yang Yunyi's ability to make the audience happy is spiritual.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with an innocent face and asked: "Teacher Sun, why am I talking nonsense? I am praising your wife!"

At this moment, the audience also shouted yes, which made Sun Yue really think that there was something wrong with his ears, so he even took out his ears.

Sun Yue muttered: "You are still generous, but I am afraid that the color of my hair will be green."

Yang Yunyi said: "It doesn't matter, Teacher Sun, I don't blame you for this. I forgot to call you in advance when I went to find you, so my sister-in-law is at home alone, so I'm sorry."

That's why there have been so many famous scenes in cross talk over the years.

"What he just said was Wan Zhongqing?"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and seemed to be comforting Sun Yue.

Sun Yue replied angrily: "What do you mean by all kinds of erotic feelings!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely handle this matter properly."

When Sun Yuedu walked to the end curtain, Yang Yunyi asked.

"Teacher Sun, what time did you go to bed last night?"

Please vote for me. This is the last cross talk of 2005 in the lunar calendar. The next one will be more than just cross talk.
Chapter completed!