Chapter 198: The Sturdy Woman
The man felt particularly aggrieved. What man would not want to have sex with a beautiful woman when he saw her? If you have the ability, don't be so beautiful. This is a very normal thing. Master Kong
They say food and sex are the same, but what did I do wrong?
Of course, he didn't dare to say these words to this devilish woman. Who knows what tough words would come out of her mouth if he heard these words. At this time, he just wanted to leave quickly and stay away from this witch.
.Stay away from witches and stay healthy physically and mentally.
"I, I, I remembered, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first." The man's voice was so nervous that it was slightly trembling, and he wanted to run away.
"Don't leave yet. I haven't scolded you enough, but you dare to leave. Why don't you pee and take a photo of yourself? No, this is unhygienic and disgusting. You already look so disgusting, and you still do it."
It's such a disgusting thing. I'm afraid I won't be able to help but trample you to death. You'd better look in the mirror. You are short and fat, and you have the nerve to flirt with me. I am as beautiful as a flower and sexy.
Why do you want to pick me up?" The woman grabbed his chest and cursed with her mouth like a machine gun.
The man's expression suddenly changed. This woman's ferocity index was more than ten levels higher than that of the Hedong Lion. He particularly regretted why he wanted to provoke this woman just now. The woman in front of him not only had a devilish figure, she
He is simply a living devil. A devil with a special sonic weapon.
"Miss, am I wrong?" the man apologized quickly.
"Who are you calling Miss? Your mother is Miss, and your whole family is Miss."
"Sister, I was wrong."
"You are blind, who do you call eldest sister? You are older than my father, and you have the nerve to call me eldest sister."
"This, this, this, girl, I was wrong." The man was about to cry. What do you want to do before you let me go? Didn't I just blindly want to pick you up? Is it necessary to bully people like this?
"You have the nerve to flirt with me because of your bad looks. I feel ashamed for you." She inadvertently saw Li Qi standing in the crowd watching the show. She was stunned for a moment before continuing, "Forget it, I'm sorry.
When the person you are waiting for comes, get away as far as you can from me, and don’t let me see you again in the future.”
The man ran away in a panic as if he was running for his life. It was a joke. Without her asking, he prayed to God and Buddha to protect her from seeing her again in the future. Even if he accidentally saw him in the future, he would turn around and leave. This woman is a great witch in the world.
If you escape any slower, you may be tortured to death.
The girl took out a tissue and wiped her hands gracefully. The whole action was very natural, as if nothing had happened just now. As she walked towards Li Qi very gracefully and generously.
Her fighting prowess had just been seen by everyone, and as soon as they saw her approaching, everyone dispersed in panic.
Sure enough, as everyone expected, her elegant and generous image could not last long. As soon as she walked in front of Li Qi, her image changed drastically. She reached out her hand and slapped Li Qi on the forehead and cursed fiercely, "Damn girl."
, where are you? I told you that you came out a long time ago, but it took you so long to arrive. I have been waiting here for so long, and I have been harassed by some stinky men. If you don't tell me clearly, I'll beat you up.
"
"Forget it." Li Qi sighed helplessly, and suddenly remembered something and said in surprise, "Sister Mengrou, you were too tough just now, how did you develop such skills? You are just like a woman.
A fighter jet in China.”
"That's it, who am I? Let me tell you, the kind of man I just killed will be a blockbuster. Wait..." Just as he was about to publish a long speech to praise himself, he saw Zhang Wenxiang following behind Li Qi.
She screamed in surprise as if she had discovered a new world, "Li Qi, you actually brought a man to see me. Is he your boyfriend? You are too awesome. You got a boyfriend not long after you returned to China."
Already."
She paused and looked at Zhang Wencai and said, "How come you, who grew up eating butter in a foreign country, have such a weak taste? Aren't you supposed to like big guys like Schwarzenegger?"
"That's not the case, he's not..." Li Qi anxiously wanted to explain that Zhang Wen was not her boyfriend.
"Nonsense, of course I know he is not a big guy. I also have eyes, okay." Mengrou impatiently interrupted what she wanted to say, and continued with great interest, "Tell me how you hooked up.
Yes, we hooked up in such a short period of time, and the most disgusting thing is that you didn’t even tell me."
"Sister Mengrou, he is not my boyfriend." Li Qi was already a little angry, and this woman refused to let anyone else speak.
"Ah, he's not your boyfriend." Meng Rou's expression was very surprised, and she cursed angrily, "He's not your boyfriend, why did you bring him out? Even if you want to see a man, you don't have to do it yourself.
Take one with you, the streets are full of men, three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged men are everywhere. You are stupid, you have to take a man with you when you go shopping."
Zhang Wen only felt that a black crow was croaking and flying quickly across the sky. This aunt was too tough. Her parents chose this name very well, Mengrou, I guess she was only dreaming.
Only then did I see her gentle side.
"I didn't bring him here. I don't want him to follow me. He is the policeman my uncle asked to protect me." Li Qi said angrily. How could she want Zhang Wen to follow her? He has a hateful face and a bad mouth.
If he could be defeated, he would die countless times.
"Oh, it turns out he's a policeman. I've seen such young policemen before. Why are today's policemen so handsome? I really don't praise your police department. The policemen you recruit now are so eye-catching. Even if they can't catch the criminal,
It will look better when you come out." Mengrou smiled sweetly, "It doesn't matter if you're not your boyfriend or not. Let's go shopping together. My sister has never gone shopping with the police before."
Zhang Wen's expression was very strange, and he rubbed his temples helplessly. Why didn't he hear that she was praising him? It seemed that he was just an embroidered pillow.
"Sister Mengrou, please ignore him, let's go shopping together." Li Qi quickly took her hand and walked into the mall.
"I haven't finished speaking yet, please let me finish speaking before leaving." Mengrou said while trying to struggle.
"Stop talking, there's nothing to talk about with him. Ignore him from now on, and I'll stifle him to death." Li Qi pulled her and continued walking without any room for negotiation.
Zhang Wen shook his head dumbfounded. Since when did women become so weird? But whether he wanted it or not, the earth was still spinning and work had to continue, so he could only go up and follow these two girls to act as bodyguards.
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Zhang Wen followed the two women Li Qi and Meng Rou around every shop. He couldn't help but sigh that the endurance of these two women was no less than that of a martial arts master. This kind of skill was comparable to the Vajra Legs, and he walked all the way.
These two people didn't rest for a minute. They basically visited every shop. As long as they were interested in something, they would take it out and look at it, then pay, and then hand it to Zhang Wen behind them. Then Zhang Wen
His hands were already filled with bags of all sizes.
At the beginning, Zhang Wen saw two girls carrying bags and thought he should show off his manliness, so he went up to help carry them. This help became out of control, and the two women became more confident and bold.
Buy the things you like. Especially Li Qi, intentionally or unintentionally buy a lot of things to increase Zhang Wen's weight. If he can't beat you, he will crush you to death.
Finally, I visited all the shops. Looking at the many bags I was carrying in my hands, I realized that this journey was really hard and difficult.
"Sister Mengrou, after shopping in this mall, let's go to another shopping mall, okay?" Li Qi's interest remained undiminished.
Hearing these words, Zhang Wen stumbled and almost fell to the ground. What kind of material was this girl made of? She was not tired at all after walking for so long, and she still wanted to continue shopping.
Mengrou raised her eyes and looked at Zhang Wen, who was struggling to carry a lot of things, and then said, "I feel tired after walking around for so long. Let's go find something to eat first. Besides, the policeman brother helped us carry it for so long.
No matter what, we should treat him to something to show our gratitude."
Zhang Wen almost cried. It turns out that you still remember that I am a policeman. Do you treat the policeman like a coolie?
"What's there to be grateful for? Isn't it what a man should do to take things for a girl? What does he have to care about?" Li Qi said matter-of-factly.
Zhang Wen objected, "You're wrong to say that. It's only right for a man to help a beautiful woman get things. For a girl who doesn't look like a girl, who would be willing to help him get things."
"You have the nerve to say that you stinky men are not good people, especially you." Li Qi replied tit for tat.
"This is normal, okay? If you want a man who looks like Zhu Bajie and a man who looks like Tang Monk to chase you at the same time, which one would you like?"
"Nonsense, I don't choose either of them. It's all about monks. What's the choice?" Li Qi looked at Zhang Wen as if he were an idiot.
"Okay, sister, I'm hungry. Now let's find a place to eat. If you want to quarrel, we can continue later." Meng Rou also saw that something was wrong with these two guys. From the moment she came in, her speech was full of insinuations.
prick.
"Whoever wants to quarrel with him, I won't bother to care about him." Li Qi turned his head away from Zhang Wen with disdain.
"Okay, okay, I remember there is a hot pot restaurant next to it and the food is quite delicious. Let's go there now." Mengrou said quickly. If they continued, they would probably keep arguing.
Chapter completed!