Chapter 0046 The sky is falling and Wu Dalang is holding it
Suddenly hearing what the village chief said, Yang Xiaochuan couldn't help but frown, thinking that it was a good idea, but... in this summer, if you sleep behind the cowshed... you would smell the stinky smell of cow dung.
I won’t go into details anymore, but the key is not to be bitten to death by mosquitoes?
Maybe those who have stayed in the countryside know that this summer, in places such as pig pens and cattle pens, there are so many mosquitoes at night. To put it bluntly, if anyone dares to sleep next to the cattle pen for a night,
I definitely turned into a zombie the next day because the blood on my body was definitely sucked dry by mosquitoes.
Therefore, Yang Xiaochuan suddenly changed his mind and looked at the village chief with some doubts, thinking, what do you think, Madman, you are so stupid? Do you want to commit a mosquito murder case? But I usually do this.
Didn't anyone offend you, Ma Demin, you idiot? Why are you so cruel? Could it be that you, Ma Demin, are the idiot, what will you do if you know that I want to sleep with your woman?
Of course, that was all he thought. In fact, he knew that the village chief meant well, but sleeping behind the cowshed in this summer would definitely be fatal.
After thinking about it, Yang Xiaochuan said to the village chief: "Okay, village chief, you don't have to worry about me for the time being. Let's go back to the village first."
Hearing what his boy said, as if he didn't take it seriously, the village chief said anxiously for him: "This is such an urgent matter, why aren't you in a hurry at all?"
Yang Xiaochuan replied: "What's the point? The sky is falling, and Wu Dalang is still there to hold it up, isn't it?"
"Wu Dalang, what the hell can he do?" the village chief asked anxiously, "Can his head be enough to hold it up?"
At this time, Liu Meili looked at it, always feeling that it was funny no matter how she looked at it, so she couldn't help but want to laugh...
It can be seen that the village chief was so anxious, Yang Xiaochuan actually replied: "Wu Dalang can't stand it, don't you still have the village chief?"
"What the hell!" The village chief suddenly became anxious, "What do you mean by that? Can I be compared to that Wu Dalang?"
However, Yang Xiaochuan actually said another sentence: "I think your village chief is not much taller than Wu Dalang?"
At this time, Liu Meili couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter: "Ha----"
Suddenly I saw Liu Meili looking happy and the village chief looked embarrassed, and suddenly I realized that Yang Xiaochuan was deliberately humiliating him, making him blush with embarrassment...
Involuntarily, the village chief said in embarrassment: "I find that you, Yang Xiaochuan, are such a bastard! I was worried about you, but you actually... Damn it, come on, you are such a loser.
I, Ma Demin, don’t care about it anymore!”
After speaking, the village chief turned around and walked slowly towards the entrance of the village...
But seeing the angry look of the village chief walking back, Liu Meili seemed to find it doubly funny, and couldn't help but burst into laughter again: "Ha-..."
Because the village chief is really not tall and a bit chubby, he does look a bit like Wu Dalang.
Anyway, people in the village call him Village Chief Dalang behind his back.
So imagine him walking back in anger, which is naturally a bit funny.
To be honest, the villagers don't really like the Dalang village chief very much.
How to be more specific... It's not that he is so bad, it's just that he is too calculating. He only thinks about his own family in everything. For example, when allocating fields in the village, he will give away the fields closest to his home.
As long as you get it, forget about it. You can divide the other loves how you want, and he doesn't care.
For another example, Dalang Village Chief is also very jealous. His family has no children, so he will report to the town family planning office when he sees if any family in the village has a child, or even if someone’s daughter-in-law is hiding in Guangdong.
While giving birth to a child, he would personally accompany the town family planning office to Guangdong to punish the child or get the child punished.
It feels like I, Ma Demin, have no children, but you bastards still dare to be reborn. Are you not deliberately making me, Ma Demin, angry?
Also, if someone is holding a happy event and Village Chief Ma is not invited to dinner, then you can expect him to embarrass you afterwards.
Anyway, there are all kinds of things, and I can't finish it in one or two sentences. Anyway, as long as it is beneficial, Ma Demin must take it. If he takes it, then he will always think of ways to embarrass you afterwards.
So because of these things, people in the village don't like him very much.
In fact, there is a reason why Village Chief Ma cares so much about Yang Xiaochuan.
Isn’t this because Ma Demin’s family has no children?
It just so happens that Yang Xiaochuan is now considered an orphan, so... Village Chief Ma is thinking in his heart to see if he can get his son to recognize Ma Demin as his godfather?
In this way, at least he, Ma Demin, has a godson, right?
Of course, this matter... our village chief, Ma, is still stuffy in his heart for the time being, and he doesn't dare to tell Yang Xiaochuan yet.
After all, Yang Xiaochuan is not a child anymore, he is a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, and he is a person with his own thoughts. So how can he, Ma Demin, say this easily?
So he had to first be nice to Yang Xiaochuan, and when he felt better, he could try to trick his kid into thinking. What did his kid think?
It was precisely because Ma Demin had this idea that Yang Xiaochuan's words just made him so angry.
In fact, when Yang Xiaochuan got the opportunity, he took the opportunity to humiliate Village Chief Ma with half meat and half vegetarian food, which was considered as revenge for those in the village who didn't like him, Village Chief Ma.
Because he, Yang Xiaochuan, doesn't hate Village Chief Ma, but he doesn't like him either.
Seeing that Yang Xiaochuan had made the village chief so angry, Liu Meili snickered for a while, and couldn't help turning her head to look at Yang Xiaochuan. Then she smiled knowingly and gave Yang Xiaochuan a thumbs up: "You are so awesome.
! You are probably the only guy in our village who dares to be so angry with the village chief, ha!"
As she said that, Liu Meili couldn't help but said angrily: "But our village chief Ma is very annoying! I just came back that day, and he was going to the town to learn about family planning. He was really looking for trouble, huh! I haven't... yet...
She has given birth, huh! You should have been angry with him just now!"
Hearing what his beautiful sister-in-law said, Yang Xiaochuan happily replied: "Don't worry, I'll do it next time."
Suddenly hearing this, Liu Meili couldn't help but feel happy again: "Ha... good!"
After she finished, she hurriedly turned her head and looked back and forth. Seeing that she and Yang Xiaochuan were the only ones at the entrance of the village, she couldn't help but shyly whispered in his ear: "So this is what happened to you. What's wrong with you?"
Why don't you tell the truth to your sister-in-law? If that's the case and it really doesn't work... then you can sneak over to your sister-in-law's house to sleep when it's a little late at night. Your home isn't safe now, right?"
Chapter completed!