chapter(2/2)
"It's not just the old man. The salesman who sold candied haws just now was also you, right?" Duoduo said angrily: "If you're lazy, just say you're lazy. I won't punish you. Anyway, you've been practicing intensely for so many days and you're just taking a day and a half of rest. It's hard work."
It’s also good to combine it with ease.”
"Really? Sister, why didn't you tell me earlier? If I had told you earlier, I wouldn't have to be so secretive. Haha, oh, I can finally have fun today."
"Brother, where is that guy? Staying at home to practice?"
"Who? You mean the fifth prince? Practicing martial arts? How is it possible? He was the one who gave me the bad idea to pretend to be an old man. The candied haws seller just now was him!"
"Ah? So it's that guy. What about him?"
The Prince of Persia smiled and said nothing, but pointed with his hand towards the stairs that curved upward.
Duoduo carried his son on his back and climbed up. This Buddha Mountain is really not that high. Isn't it said that "the mountain is not high, but it is famous if it has immortals"? Why do you have to build the temple on the top of a high mountain? It's fine if it's halfway up the mountain.
Well, I really don’t understand those people.
But climbing is good, climbing is healthier. I usually supervise the exercise of the two guys, but ignores myself. Bin'er rode on her mother's back and kept shouting: "Drive... drive..."
Finally, we climbed to the top of the mountain. Duoduo put his son down. Looking back, he saw that Prince of Persia was still halfway up the mountain, panting as he climbed up. It seemed like this was a good training program and he could come here more often in the future.
"Hey, it's a fortune teller. It tells fortunes and fortunes, and provides guidance on marriage in the next life. If it doesn't work, you don't need money." A middle-aged man wearing a Taoist Confucian hat and a goatee was sitting on a stone bench in front of the Guanyin Temple.
He yelled, and a yellow flag was erected behind him, which read: The spirit travels across thousands of mountains and rivers, counting the northern and southern edges of the world.
The fortune teller looked leisurely and contented. He pinched his fingers, half-squinted his eyes, and touched his goatee from time to time. At first glance, he looked like a fairy, but he didn't seem to have much business. He probably just came from
It hasn't been long since I arrived, and my reputation hasn't spread yet.
"Hey, this fortune teller is quite handsome. Come on, let's calculate today's luck for my sister."
An old and mature woman walked over with her coquettish buttocks twisted, sat down in front of Shensuan, spread her legs under her gauze skirt, and said: "Sister, I am thirty years old today, Yin year, Yin month Yin.
I was born in the Yin hour of the day, and I want to ask about my marriage."
As the woman spoke, she stretched out her hand in front of the divine fortune teller. The divine fortune teller gently took the woman's hand, looked at it carefully, and said with a smile: "Judging from this lady's palmistry -"
"It's disgusting, how can you call me madam? She is not married yet, and she is still waiting to be married. Otherwise, who would come to ask about marriage? Brother, the fortune teller, you have to look at her carefully, touch her well, and calculate her well."
The woman said in a cooing voice, and at the same time stretched out her left hand to tease the beard of the amulet, seeming to be extremely interested in the arithmetic.
"Um... I misread it. This... miss's palmistry is pretty good. Congratulations. Miss, your predecessor was a spiritual grass beside the Magpie Bridge. Due to the long-term influence of the lonely coldness of the Milky Way in the sky, you have...
Your marriage has been frozen in this life, but don't worry, your marriage will be thawed soon, so you can rest assured and wait for your good son-in-law to come to your door."
"Really? How soon does it mean soon? Is it now?" The woman actually held the hand of Shen Shu with her backhand, and said with a charming look: "Brother Shen Shu, are you interested? Let's talk about it in detail next time.
, my sister is paid, I’m sure my big brother will like it!”
Duoduo saw it so clearly that he was so angry that he walked over quickly, kicked over the small table in front of Shensuan, and said angrily: "You who have been stabbed a thousand times have finally found you!"
The woman suddenly said with hostility: "Hey, who are you? Are you going to rob someone in broad daylight?"
"I'm going to steal your head and get out of the way!" Duoduo slapped her across the face, and the woman couldn't help but spin around seven or eight times, and finally fell to the ground, unable to stand up.
The god was shocked: "Hey, why are you hitting people randomly? Are you looking at the wrong person?"
"Yes, I was just blind and saw the wrong person. You bastard, you defrauded me of my body and all my money. You made me pregnant and ran away. How could I?"
It's so miserable, God... I'm so pitiful..." Duoduo actually burst into tears as he said this.
The god quickly whispered: "Hey, it's me, don't you recognize my voice?"
"Of course I recognize your voice. Not only do I recognize your voice, but I also recognize your villainous face. Even if you turn into ashes, I will recognize you! You heartless, white-eyed wolf, heartless man, damn Chen Shimei
, you are more Chen Shimei than Chen Shimei!"
After Duoduo made such a fuss, many people immediately gathered around to watch the excitement. There were three floors inside and three floors outside. The speed of crowds was simply beyond people's imagination.
Chapter completed!