156. Chapter 156 Overwhelmed by women
The land father-in-law was untying his beard that had just been tangled by the current, and said casually: "These are not all the women. Some of them went to enjoy the mountains and rivers, and they didn't have time to come back."
"That's pitiful. Look at these women, as soon as they see the Water Demon King fighting, they immediately seize the opportunity to escape. And those who travel in the mountains... Hey, you said they can still travel in the mountains and water?" Murong Qianqian tilted her head,
asked in confusion.
The knot of the beard was finally untied. The land father-in-law wiped the sweat from his head and said: "Yes, there are some people who went to enjoy the mountains and rivers, and you also understood it wrong. These women are not trying to escape, but to protect."
Water Demon King."
"You're talking nonsense~" Murong Qianqian raised her hand and smiled, but when she looked up, she said, "This... I've been brainwashed..."
I saw thousands of women looking up one by one to look at the two people fighting in mid-air. Because they had no martial arts skills, they could not fly forward to help.
However, they came up with the most direct way to take off their shoes, and then aimed at the people in the air and threw them out one by one.
However, they ignored the speed at which the two figures were shaking. With such a throw, they not only hit Xuanyuan Yao, but also the Water Demon King.
Murong Qianqian saw Xuanyuan Yao and Water Demon King flashing rapidly in the sea of shoes, but their bodies were staggering a little. She thought they must have been fainted.
Because, she pinched her nose and took a breath before continuing to summarize, because these women's feet are so smelly and quite lethal.
The land father-in-law next to him had a calm look on his face and came forward and said: "Ha~ I am still strong. You see, I am already used to it. I have been treated like this several times.
Later, I learned to be smart and specially collected the smelliest things in the world from all over the country. After that, I no longer smell the smell, but... I also can’t smell the fragrance."
Murong Qianqian replied speechlessly, "Actually, as an immortal, you can simply block your sense of smell, why bother with such twists and turns~"
The father-in-law suddenly understood, he patted his head and said: "Oh, why did I forget it before? The little liar should be smarter."
Murong Qianqian wanted to reply, it's not that I'm smart but that you're too stupid, but after thinking about it, if you say one more word, you'll get one more foot odor, so she decided to forget it.
Someone in the air formed a barrier like a transparent glass ball, while Xuanyuan Yao and the Water Demon King continued to fight inside.
The women on the ground reluctantly picked up the shoes that had fallen down, and then threw them out all at once. However, they could only hear the sound of "Ouch~" and all the shoes were bounced back by the barrier, hitting them right on the ground.
on your own head.
Later, they felt that this method was not feasible, so they got a very long bamboo pole from somewhere, and then poked hard at the barrier.
At the same time, the water ghosts who heard the sound of fighting also appeared one after another, and they quickly circled around the barrier, trying to hit but couldn't.
Anyway, what a confusing scene.
Murong Qianqian moved to the corner again, turned her head and asked the landowner next to her, "Are you feeling dizzy? I feel very dizzy~"
The father-in-law of the land gritted his silver teeth and said, "I think it's okay, my magic is very strong~" After saying that, he staggered twice, then leaned against the corner and crouched down.
Murong Qianqian sighed, "I suddenly felt that the Water Demon King was very pitiful."
The father-in-law of the land said angrily: "What a pitiful thing. When I was a mortal, I didn't get a wife. I was a bachelor all my life. Then I became a god and had to be celibate. This is how pitiful I am!"
The light in the corner dimmed slightly, and Murong Qianqian resisted the urge to burst into laughter. She remained silent for a moment and said calmly: "Lord Tu Tu is indeed very pitiful."
The father-in-law of the land wiped away his bitter tears and heard Murong Qianqian say: "But this Water Demon King is also pitiful. Don't be impatient. Listen to my explanation and you will understand.
You see~ First of all, raising so many women requires so much food and money. No matter how rich the family fortune is, it will be ruined sooner or later. This water devil must worry about how to make money every day.
Secondly, if they raise so many women and they fight, it will probably be the end of the world for the Water Demon Palace. How terrible. The Water Demon King will have to worry about how to stabilize the military situation every day.
Thirdly, if you raise so many women, you will have to wait until the year of the monkey and the month of the horse to get lucky. If all of a sudden one day, tens of thousands of women want you at the same time, you will have to exhaust your energy and die, and this water devil will have to fear every day how to avoid impotence."
After listening to Murong Qianqian's detailed analysis, the land's father-in-law was suddenly glad that he had never married a wife, and immediately made up his mind not to marry a wife for the rest of his life.
At this time, Xuanyuan Yao and Water Demon King Xu who were in mid-air were annoyed by the water ghost and the woman. The figures jumped out quickly and disappeared without a trace in a short while.
"Quickly, take me to follow him~" Murong Qianqian looked anxiously at the direction Xuanyuan Yao disappeared, dragging Father Tu Tu and preparing to catch up.
The land father-in-law slapped her jade hand and said scornfully: "If you want to catch up, why use your feet? Stand firm~"
As soon as she finished speaking, Murong Qianqian felt her body light up. When she landed on the ground, she was no longer in the water, but standing by the lake.
She looked around, but found that there was no figure of Xuanyuan Yao at all, and immediately scolded Mr. Tu Tu: "Master Tu Tu, are you leading the wrong way? Where are the others in Yaoyao?"
The father-in-law of the land circled his legs with his hands, put his chin on his knees, pointed to the sky and said: "The top of your head!"
Murong Qianqian looked in the direction of her fingers and saw that Xuanyuan Yao and Water Demon King were indeed hanging above their heads. She immediately breathed a sigh of relief and sat down cross-legged.
"We can't help them fight anyway. In order to find something interesting while watching the fight, should we do something meaningful?"
The father-in-law tightened his clothes on his chest, jumped back subconsciously, and said in panic: "What do you want to do?"
Murong Qianqian felt that her brows were cramping so much that she wanted to slap Tutu in the face, but then she thought that it was normal for an old man who had never married a wife to have psychological distortions, so she didn't care about him.
Explained: "I mean let's bet who will win between Yaoyao and the Water Demon King. If you win, you can ask me to do something; if I win, I can ask you to do something, okay?"
"
The father-in-law of the land thought this was a good idea, nodded and said: "Okay, if I win, I have no other requirements, as long as you find someone to reshape my statue.
I want to stand up like that, it’s better to stand more powerfully, and then there are these wrinkles, look at the wrinkles on my face, and smooth them out a little for me, okay?”
This request is not too much, Murong Qianqian immediately nodded in agreement, and then said with a smile: "If I win, I only need you to make a promise, okay?"
Chapter completed!