"Fuck you sister!!!!!!"

The melancholy Fangran suddenly swung his belt, and the belt hit the ground twice like a rubber stick.

Fangran suddenly covered his face with his hands, squatted down and cried:

"Oh my God, my earth! Tell me, did I kill someone or set a fire in my last life? Look at what happened to me!"

I’m not a human being, I don’t want to lose face!?

Pat the left and right sides of your face. Is my face made of iron?

Steve Jobs once said - How can a person be fired from his own company?

Fang Ran also wanted to raise a deep philosophical question - how can a person's life be saved by his own belt?

This is unscientific!!

All right!

calm!

Fangran, you must calm down!

The more you get to this point, the more time you can show your man’s composure!

Let’s first analyze the situation according to the routine of the male protagonist Long Aotian in the Internet article being involved in the main god’s space.

First of all, I don't know where this place is.

Secondly, I don't know how to leave this place.

Then, I don't know what exactly happened.

Finally, I came to a conclusion.

....

"Fuck your sister!!!! I can analyze everyone's ass!!!! There's not even a stupid mission interface!! When I come up, I'll collapse a station first, and then a building, and I'll be replaced wherever I go.

You can understand the situation!!!" Fangran cursed loudly! Then he took a deep breath.

not calm!

Fangran, you must calm down!

The more you get to this point, the more time you can show your man’s composure!

First, let’s analyze the situation normally. Since that trouser waistband... Bah! My own magic wand saved me, that means that the trouser waistband... Bah! The magic wand really has magic power, which means that I really have magic power.

Can you release magic according to animation routines?

Fangran felt happy at first, but Dako...cough cough, Fangran frowned, feeling that things were not that simple.jpg.

As for other unlucky things, emmmm... No! It would be nice if the building collapsed, right? It's not your building anyway, and, you see, the most important thing is...

That stupid zombie was crushed to death too!

Wahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Thinking of this, Fangran was stunned, and then laughed wildly in his heart! Yes, since the idiot zombies were crushed to death, that means that no one! No creature saw what he was saved by his belt just now!

"I am indeed very lucky!" Fang Ran nodded slightly and said shamelessly, then he picked up the waistband of his trousers and... the wand! He was about to leave, but suddenly there was a crash of gravel falling from the side.

The familiar upper body of the zombie appeared in front of Fangran.

"Hi! Roar!"

Ah, this familiar roar.

The air suddenly became a little quiet, and the zombies suddenly fell silent, staring lovingly at Fangran for five seconds.

emmmmm....

"Roar!!!"

"Fuck!!!!!!!!!"

The zombies were the first to break the silence, roaring like a general calling for battle! He opened his arms and rushed towards him, but his lower body was still stuck.

Fangran was not to be outdone. With a shake of his legs, he almost knelt down in front of his zombie father!

Okay! We have seen that the two parties have already had the first wave of fighting! Let us wait and see who will win next! This program is exclusively sponsored and broadcast by Love Me You Hug Me Electric Motor Bicycle!

Fang Ran: "..."

deer:"......"

Damn, you installed a ridiculous electric motor on your bicycle! And where did the deer come from!!

Okay, stop making trouble. The reality is that Fangran is really scared to death at this moment. He almost cried thinking that this dog is really haunting! Didn't this kill him?

What to do? What to do? What to do!?

Fangran started thinking crazily.

...

...

"Sword, cut!!"

In mid-air, a sword light flashed across, Ye Sheng stepped on the flying sword, drew out a sword technique, and slashed towards the middle-aged gentleman with a sword energy.

"Haha, you are really outstanding. You have such strength at such a young age."

The middle-aged gentleman smiled gently, raised his cane and tapped the ground. A huge and ferocious demon suddenly crawled out of the crack that appeared out of thin air and stood in front of the middle-aged gentleman.

bump!

The sword energy collapsed, leaving an insignificant trace on the demon gentleman.

"Damn it!" Ye Sheng frowned and whispered, took a deep breath, and planned to take another detour to find an opportunity.

At this moment, there were more than one battle going on upstairs in the original ruins of the building. Just the collision of lightning and flames downstairs caused huge explosions from time to time, shaking the ground beneath the middle-aged gentleman's feet.

"Oh, this is really lively." The middle-aged gentleman smiled and shook his head, looked at Ye Sheng and said sincerely: "Little girl, why don't you just let it go? Why are you pestering me?"

"If you leave obediently, I won't pester you." Yesheng said coldly.

"Hey, what a pity, then I have to..." The middle-aged gentleman shook his head and said helplessly:

"Kill you."

After the words fell, Ye Sheng's pupils suddenly shrank! A strong sense of crisis suddenly arose!

"Sister Sheng! Be careful!"

The man who was restraining the other man pointed at Yesheng's back in surprise!

Ye Sheng didn't even think about picking up her sword and turning around, but before she could see clearly the appearance of the demon behind her, she was punched in the abdomen, and her whole body flew in one direction like a shooting star!

...

...

On the other side, Fangran, who was confronting the zombies, finally found a way!

He found that the wall behind him seemed to be something he could climb up, but after climbing up, as long as he pushed the gravel, no one could get up!

Go ahead! It’s a perfect path!

Also, I’m so damn smart!

"Stinky... stinky... stinky... idiot, just stay here by yourself!"

Forcibly restraining his fear, Fangran stammered out a sentence, turned around and walked away, Hey! Just climb that wall!

Fangran ran in that direction with excitement on his face, but he just took two steps.

boom!

The wall collapsed...

Fang Ran: "..."

A second later, Fangran raised his palms tremblingly, wanting to cry without tears, thinking of a terrifying possibility with despair on his face.

Could it be that I really collapsed wherever I walked!?

Fangran was in a huge trance and shock, and he didn't even see Ye Sheng who was semi-conscious in the rubble.

"Roar!!" The zombie roared again, pulling at the rubble around him, and seemed to be able to break free immediately.

Seeing this, Fangran finally gave up and exhaled a sigh of relief. He slowly raised his hands to cover his eyes and said in a calm and low voice:

"Well, fate, you win."

Then the next second, he suddenly shouted like breaking a jar!!!

"I can't do it!!!! Can't I do it? Ah!!!!"

Fangran's eyes were on fire, as if the boy who longed for superpowers as a child was back again. He gritted his teeth as hard as he could, and no longer cared about whether he was holding a belt or a wand. Everything in his memory

They are all awakening, every action in the anime is awakening in my mind!
To be continued...