"So, what did you two do while I was away to make the kitchen as miserable as being raided by the Eight-Nation Allied Forces?"

In the early morning, Gou Yu sat at the table and looked at the two guys who went to bed early without worrying about him when he came back last night and asked calmly.

"Ahem, Xiaoor! Congratulations on successfully passing the assessment scene!"

Fangran stood up and tried to change the subject with a happy face.

"Thanks, so what's going on in the kitchen?"

Gou Yu nodded his thanks unmoved and continued to ask.

"Xiao Or, I finally know how painful it is to be without you. My brother and I almost starved to death last night."

Meng Lang quickly pretended to praise him and said sincerely.

"Oh, yeah, so what happened in the kitchen."

Indifferent Gou Yu said calmly.

"Um..."

"Um...this..."

The two began to squirm at the same time, hesitating and unable to speak.

Seeing this, Gou Yu sighed and put his forehead in helplessness, then raised his head and asked calmly:

"Then you just need to tell me what happened to the half-fried pork belly, chocolate and my cheese in the pan."

Fangran:(-ι_-)...

Meng Lang:(-ι_-)...

The air was as silent as death for a second, and then Fangran and Meng Lang both slapped the table and pointed their fingers!

"It's him!"

"It's him!"

Gou Yu looked at the two people indifferently.

"Brother, you dare not act like a bastard! It's obviously your first time cooking and you think you have a great advantage. When you see my chocolate, you insist on adding half a piece of chocolate! What do you mean, the meat will have a unique flavor!

"

"Fart! You were clearly the one who asked to go into the kitchen in the first place! And it's your first time to cook and you happily commanded me next to me! You were obviously the one who threw in half a piece of chocolate at once!"

The two yelled and began to expose each other's faults mercilessly and blame each other.

Then they quickly struggled with each other.

Gou Yu looked at the empty cheese bag in his hand, and he always felt that he could imagine two guys who couldn't cook last night, getting started in the kitchen for the first time, adding random things to the pot with faces full of novelty and excitement.

Look.

Alas, this bag is still his favorite cheese, and he has to order new ones.

When he came back last night, Gou Yu saw that the whole piece of pork belly in the pot was mixed with the dark chocolate, and the cheese and oil that had turned into soup around it, completely turning into a disgusting thing that could not be described.

The first second Gou Yu saw what was in the pot, he almost thought that these two guys couldn't help but start boiling shit while he was not at home...

"You two are not allowed to enter the kitchen from now on, and since the last piece of meat was fried in chocolate by you two, I am going to buy groceries now. There will probably be new products in the supermarket at the end of the month."

Seeing the two people fighting each other for his own benefit, Gou Yu finally rolled his eyes helplessly, then stood up and planned to go out.

The two people who were pretending to be scuffled saw that Gou Yu was not angry, and instantly returned to their original state, and then sent him out with smiles on their faces.

"Xiao or, have a nice trip."

"Xiao or, all the way...fuck!!"

Gou Yu: "..."

What the hell is going on all the way?

"Brother, this is the first time in my life that I heard someone say "f*ck" to someone when they say goodbye."

Meng Lang admired with admiration on his face, but did not answer his complaint. Fangran's face was dull and he said tremblingly:

"Xiaoyou, you just said today is the end of the month!?"

"Yeah, June 30th, what happened?"

Gou Yu looked at him strangely and puzzled.

"At the end of June...the summer vacation starts in early July...then..."

Fangran counted the time blankly, then burst into tears and shouted:

"Then isn't it the damn finals now!!!"

"Brother, although it's just my guess, you shouldn't..."

Meng Lang asked with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"I haven't reviewed any of them..."

Fangran covered his face and whispered in despair.

rash:"......"

"But even if you don't review, as long as you listen to the lectures well..."

Gou Yu was only halfway through his words when he suddenly saw that Fang Ran felt guilty and covered his face even harder.

Gou Yu: "..."

The air was silent. After a while, Gou Yu silently spoke:

"Captain, tell me honestly, how many courses did you take without using your phone and listening carefully?"

Sorry, there is no one...

Fangran covered her face with tears streaming down her face, unable to answer Gou Yu's question.

"alright, I got it."

"But captain, even if you just think about the final exam now, then you didn't listen to anything. How are you going to pass the exam?"

Gou Yu silently pressed his forehead and blocked his eyes as he asked.

"It shouldn't be like this!!"

Fangran cried and shouted angrily!

"Normally, I only need to do a quick review in the last period before the exam, and then based on the principle that unity is strength, everyone in the exam room helps each other, brings some cheat sheets, plus my usual score and a kind teacher, I can pass smoothly!!!

"

rash:"......"

Gou Yu: "..."

Brother, don't you think your prerequisites for passing are too many...

And under so many conditions, you barely passed the test!! Bastard!!

How much of a scumbag do you really have to be!!!

"Captain, was your previous campus life like this?"

Gou Yu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this test method that he couldn't imagine.

"Xiaoyou, if you haven't been to college, you don't understand. In most cases, for a large number of people, one semester of college life is..."

"Eighteen weeks of kindergarten and two weeks of high school."

Meng Lang said with a sigh, and then looked at Fang Ran and sighed in surprise.

"But this is the first time I've seen such a scumbag like you, brother. Now I wonder if you, brother, became a participant because you were blinded by the night battle."

Fangran hugged his knees, curled up next to the bedside table, murmured with dull eyes, and began to complain:

"I don't care...I don't listen...it's not my fault...it's not me who's wrong...it's the world that's wrong..."

"Yes, he has started to give up on treatment."

Meng Lang rolled his eyes and spread his hands and said, and then added with gloating:

"Brother, as far as I know, you seem to have six subjects left during exam week. If you give up now... you will fail six subjects."

One subject and six subjects.

To Fangran at this moment, these were probably the five most terrifying words in the world, and they woke him up instantly.

"Damn it! After all, it's all this night-time fighting that has completely disrupted the rhythm of my life!"

"Ever since that week when I watched five scenes in one breath, I haven't had a peaceful time!"

Fangran gritted his teeth and slapped the table fiercely and said!

"Don't talk nonsense, brother, after helping the children or finding a place, we will have a week of leisure."

"Were you worried about what to do with the concert that week!?"
To be continued...