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Chapter 2 Really, I planned well yesterday!

"Speaking of which, why are you so concerned about this kind of cultivation thing recently?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li suspiciously: "Logically speaking, you and I are both big salty fish, so we should stay away from such hardships, right?

Could it be that... you were bribed by the Involution Brigade and rebelled against the organization?!"

"That's almost it."

Seeing Hei Yang's betrayed heartache, Hong Li rolled her eyes: "I just don't want to die..."

"Um?"

Hei Yang was startled and asked quickly: "Has anyone threatened your life? Tell them quickly and I can take you away."

"Indeed, I have a terminal illness!"

Hongli looked serious.

"Ah this!"

Heiyang's pupils were shaking: "It's broken, I haven't learned medical skills. How about if you keep insisting, I will go to the medical clinic in the east of the city to become a disciple?"

"This disease... you can't cure it!"

"No way..."

Hei Yang couldn't believe it: "How about I go to the coffin shop in the west of the city to become a disciple?

I will try to build you a close-fitting coffin...

Well, what are your measurements?"

"climb."

Hong Li sighed: "This disease is called slow oxidation syndrome. Its specific manifestation is that as long as I continue to breathe, I will slowly die of old age and decay within a hundred years. It's so scary!

But if you go to practice, you can live an extra hundred years in the Qi Refining Realm, and your life span can be as high as three hundred years after building the foundation, and then you can live five hundred years with the golden elixir, and you can live happily for a thousand years with your Nascent Soul...

There are also legendary immortals who can completely cure this disease and don’t have to worry about dying of old age!"

"What?!"

Hei Yang looked shocked: "Humans can still die of old age?!"

"?"

A question mark appeared on Hong Li's head: "Are you afraid that you have a serious illness? If you don't die of old age, will you live forever?"

"I always thought it was a rumor."

Hei Yang shook his head and argued: "Think about it, if it is really like what they say, human beings will die of old age.

Then two people give birth to a child, and the two become one person, plus various natural and man-made disasters, diseases and accidents, and the child dies at an early age...

Shouldn't the number of humans gradually decrease over time, right?

But the reality is not like this, so I guess this is a rumor!

As long as we lie down safely at home, we can live forever!"

"?????"

Hong Li's head was full of questions: "Well, after giving birth to the child, don't I want to live for two more years?

Why in your algorithm, after the child is born, the parents have to sacrifice to heaven?"

"..."

Hei Yang was expressionless for a moment: "Sorry, I was in a hurry today and forgot to bring my brain."

"Understandable."

Hongli nodded: "After all, it's normal for something so small to not be seen occasionally."

"Swearing, right?"

"Please don't take your seat."

"Okay, okay, let's go home and take a medicinal bath. I'm bored."

Hongli jumped off the stool and stretched out, revealing her graceful curves. Only then could Hei Yang realize that his good brother was actually a girl!



"Mom, I'm back."

Hei Yang stepped into the door of his home and greeted his mother at the door. The latter was instructing the maids at home what to do, and Hei Yang didn't bother to care.

As for Hei Yang's father, at this point in time, he should be helping with city affairs at the city lord's mansion.

Ignoring his mother's complaining expression of "Why are you back so soon?", Hei Yang knew that she wanted to match him up with Hong Li, but he was not in the mood to think about it now.

Lock the door and skillfully add various herbs and hot water to the wooden barrel in the center of the house.

Seeing that the medicine was almost gone, Hei Yang didn't bother to care about the temperature of the water. He took off his clothes and stuffed himself in. Suddenly, waves of heat rose from the top of his head.

It's not that Hei Yang wants to stew himself, what he is doing is the so-called medicinal bath - in this world of cultivation with abundant spiritual energy, qualified families like his Hei family will start using these medicines from the time their children are young.

Herbal medicines invigorate the body.

Although it was very weak, he could definitely feel that these valuable herbs were regulating his body.

"But no matter how conditional you are, you are still a mortal."

Hei Yang sighed. Today's exchange with Hong Li made this 16-year-old boy a little afraid of death.

To be honest, Hei Yang has actually experienced death once. In his last life, he lived in a modern society with advanced technology and information and little extraordinary power.

Coincidentally, he died in an accident at the age of sixteen in that life. Later, when he was crossing Naihe Bridge, he used Meng Po Soup as mouthwash...

Hei Yang is not sure whether he can continue to be reincarnated with his memories after death in this life. Even in this world of cultivation, it is normal even if he is beaten to death!

Moreover, Hei Yang still remembered how Madam Meng was so angry that she yelled: "You brat, when you fall into my hands next time, I will definitely give you a pot of soup!"

At that time, Hei Yang was still secretly laughing at the mother-in-law. After all, how could he not think about it and throw himself into a trap?

However, if I die again in this life...

"hiss!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but take a sip of the medicinal bath, and quickly spit it out: "No, that grandma seems to be quite old, she should have retired...

Moreover, since I have traveled through time, it should not be under her control..."

For a moment, Hei Yang felt that his life was all gloomy!

He wants to eat and drink, but he doesn't want to die!

"So, do I have to open the book too?"

Hei Yang felt like there were two little people next to his head scolding each other.

One is my lazy state, and the other is my slightly less lazy state!

"No, I want to live a happy life, I don't want to work hard to cultivate!"

"It's true that you don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings. Do you know how many people are envious of your situation, and how many ambitious people have to give up their dreams because of family conditions?

If you don’t cherish your opportunities, you will be lucky even if you are reincarnated as a dog in your next life!”

"Then I'm a lazy dog ​​too!"

"..."

"hateful!"

After waving his hands to disperse the two villains, Hei Yang sighed: "Then it's decided. From today on, work hard and be diligent...forget it, let's start from tomorrow!"

Just pull the quilt and fall asleep!



"Xiaoyang, what time is it and you still haven't gotten up!"

"Hey, Mom, I'm already sixteen years old, don't rush into my room at all times, it makes me feel very insecure!

And you want me to get up before the rooster crows?"

"I don't know where the rooster went. Maybe it was blindly caught by those little boys who were chasing roosters.

Moreover, if I don’t come, if I don’t come, do you just want to lie in bed all day?!”

"Well, it might be more than one day."

"Stop talking nonsense and get up and practice sword practice!

Look at you, look at your uncle's cousin, she has already reached the seventh level of body training!

I don’t ask you to catch up with your cousin who joined the Five Elements Immortal Sect, but you should compete with your cousin!”

"What's there to argue about..."

"Don't fight? If you don't fight, others will fight. They will go to the immortal gate to fly to the sky and escape from the earth, turning stones into gold.

What about you? A handful of loess in a hundred years?"

With his mother's hope that his son would succeed, Hei Yang was reluctantly pulled out of bed, took the wooden sword for practice, and pushed open the door.

"Swish, swish, swish!"

The biting north wind blew in, instantly energizing Hei Yang: "Mom! You didn't say it snowed last night! Look, it's still snowing, how can you practice your sword!"

"Yesterday you locked the door as soon as you got home. Who has the guts to go in and tell you that it's snowing?

Didn’t you see that your dad didn’t even come back? He stayed directly at the City Lord’s Mansion.”

"Can't you open the door if I lock it?"

"Hey, I am trying to give my son a sense of security!"

"Mom, don't be so weird..."

Hei Yang sighed, and used the sword moves that had been engraved into his DNA one by one. They were said to be sword moves, but in fact they were just the most basic slashing and slashing moves.
Chapter completed!
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