Chapter 480: Breaking Ibixi(1/2)
"You can make a report, but the final judgment on whether the content you report is cheating will be judged by our invigilator. Are you satisfied?"
Seeing the stalemate, Ibiki, who was afraid of affecting the progress of the exam, could only give this explanation in the end.
"It means that even if I report it, it's up to you to decide whether it's cheating or not. Ha, you guys are so shameless."
Looking at Xiang Phosphorus who said this disdainfully with his legs crossed on the table and his arms resting on the table behind him, Ibixi's face became terrifyingly gloomy.
"But forget it, I won't argue with you. After all, I have seen the disgusting faces of you great ninja villagers that make you want to vomit countless times."
As he spoke, Xiang Ling retracted his hand, put down his feet, and while lying forward, he held his chin with one hand and pointed behind him with the other hand.
"The first is the pinkeye and cataracts at the back. Let's talk about the pinkeye first. The pinkeye's eyes were as wide as a rabbit's and remained motionless for more than ten minutes. Can't you see that? Are you kidding me?"
As soon as Kaoru said these words, the red-eyed Uchiha Sasuke who was pointed out by him responded and silently closed his Sharingan (complex eye), lowered his head and said nothing.
At this time, Xiang Ling waved his hand and continued: "I know that in the first exam, you want to test the ninjas' ability to collect intelligence. But, ninjas usually perform some secret missions at night, right? Is that the kind of comparison he has?
If a rabbit still has conspicuous eyes, is it really not afraid of being exposed?"
Yi Bixi didn't say anything, just looked at Xiang Phosphorus.
"As for the cataract, it may be a little better than the pink eye at this point, but his plot is worse, more insane, and even perverted!"
boom!
Neji took his seat and couldn't sit still. He patted the table and stood up instantly.
"Please don't talk nonsense!"
When Xiang Lian turned around, he saw the veins popping out from the corners of his eyes and Neji's eyes were glaring angrily, and he instantly protected his chest.
"If you look at it again I will kill you."
There was a murderous intent in Xiang Lian's voice that Neji was unable to resist at all. It was this murderous intent that made Neji subconsciously close his white eyes. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead while he swallowed a gulp of saliva.
Seeing that Neji closed his eyes, Karin let go of his hand covering his chest, stood up, cleared his throat, and explained to all the candidates present.
"All the girls present, listen to me. You should have heard that that guy's eyes are the Byakugan, one of the three major pupil eyes that everyone in the ninja world knows.
But do you know that the Byakugan has a function? That is, the Byakugan can see through! Everyone's body is as naked under that guy's Byakugan!"
As soon as Xiang Phosphorus said this, my dear, all the lesbians present were excited! Almost all the lesbians covered their chests and huddled up, shouting that they were perverts.
Even a boy from another village screamed and covered his chest, leaving the male examinee sitting next to him speechless.
"What's your name? Aren't you a man?"
The boy immediately retorted excitedly: "What's wrong with men? Are men willing to show their bodies to others? Anyway, I'm not happy! Anyone who sees it must be responsible!"
Candidates who made complaints:...
At this moment, Neji was about to retort, but suddenly he felt a murderous aura behind him that seemed to be directed only at him. When he looked back, he found that it was a white-haired boy of similar age (Toneri).
"Kill you, kill you, kill you..."
Shiren kept repeating this sentence, and the three words "kill him" were written densely on the examination paper.
In short, at this moment, Toneri had already added Neji to his death list.
I'm just kidding, I've never seen Xiang Ling's body, but it was exposed by such a pervert. How can I bear this?
He must be killed completely!
At this time, Xiang Ling looked at Ibiki, who was standing in front of him with a gloomy expression, spread his hands and continued.
"So, let's not talk about cheating or cheating, Konoha can actually allow such a big pervert to peek into other people's body privacy anytime and anywhere to take the Chunin Exams? What do you think?"
Yibixi still didn't speak, but for some reason his whole body began to tremble slightly.
Let’s be honest, this girl is really here to stir up trouble!
"Hey! I can't stand listening to it anymore!"
At this time, Neji seemed to be unable to bear it any longer, pointing at Karin and angrily yelling: "Who are you calling a pervert? I have no interest in women's bodies except Hinata-sama! Even if I look at them, I only look at Hinata-sama.
One person!"
As soon as these words came out, Hinata, who was sitting next to Naruto, directly behind Xianglan, immediately covered her chest and shrank into a ball, blushed and called out softly.
"Ning...Brother Ningci..."
In short, after this speech, Neji's title of pervert has actually been confirmed.
Teammate Tiantian, with a black line on his forehead and twitching eyes, looked at Ningji who made the remarks just now. He always felt that this Ningji seemed familiar but also a little strange.
Good on you Ningji, it turns out that Ning is this kind of person!
"Tiantian, there is something I have wanted to say for a long time. If girls of this age only wear sports bras, their development will be seriously affected!"
Looking at Neji with his arms folded and a serious expression on his face, Tiantian's views were shattered. The cold and powerful Neji that he had in the past was gone forever.
The cool teammate I thought was actually a pervert?!
Maybe even a girl-control pervert?!
Seeing that the matter had developed to such an extent that even the person involved stood up and blew himself up, Ibixi cleared his throat.
"The first exam tests abilities, and some unknown personal hobbies are not within the scope of the examination, so..."
"Does this mean that no matter what kind of pervert you are, you can take the Chunin Exam?"
Ibixi, who was being pressed closer and closer by Xiang Phosphorus, finally moved his gaze away, folded his hands and whispered: "Theoretically speaking... this is how it is."
"Okay, although reporting is useless, at least you let us know that Konoha doesn't care about the character of its own ninjas. I believe that when the exam is over, these suffering female compatriots will spread this matter throughout the world.
Ninja world."
"Wait! Wait, wait, wait!"
At this time, Ibiki, who realized that he had fallen into the pit, could not stand for a moment, and said hurriedly: "Wait a minute! We in Konoha have always strictly controlled the character of the ninjas in the village, and occasionally one or two are caught.
The fish is purely a coincidence!"
"One or two fish that slipped through the net?" Xiang Ling smiled, "But I heard that your Hyuga clan in Konoha is not large in number, and most of them are jounin and chuunin in the village..."
"Well…"
Ibiki no longer knew how to respond to the fact that Konoha's concept had been changed to such an extent, but it was not good to leave it alone. Maybe after the exam, the rumor that Konoha Village is full of perverted ninjas would spread throughout the ninja world.
"Anyway, their Sharingan and Byakugan were only activated once. Our invigilator actually recorded it in the notebook as cheating, so your report is actually a bit redundant, and you also underestimated our invigilator.
Ability!"
Hearing what Ibiki said, Sasuke kept mumbling in his mind. Ibiki had to change the subject when he couldn't find an excuse, and he even recorded cheating on himself because of it. He was really a loser!
"Staring for more than ten minutes counts as one time?"
"In terms of behavior, it's only one cheating. From the moment he uses the Sharingan to copy other people's movements to the moment he stops, it's considered a continuous cheating."
To be honest, Ibiki didn't even know what he was talking about at this point, so he could only try to be as round as possible.
"If this is considered cheating, then the one in the back (Tiantian) who played with the ceiling mirror with a wire for more than ten minutes also counts?"
"Yeah, forget it." Yibixi nodded.
"The one who communicated with the dog for more than ten minutes?"
"Yes." Yibixi nodded again.
"Is that so..." Xiang Lu thought for a moment, "That means any single cheating method counts as one, right?"
"You can understand it that way." Yibixi nodded, very satisfied with his circle.
"Then, why was the person who just peeked at the answers of the person next to him the whole time been convicted of cheating five times?"
In an instant, Yibixi's forehead became gloomy again. Why is this little girl so difficult to deal with!
"According to your explanation, doesn't it mean they can only count it as cheating once? It meets the two conditions of a single cheating method and continuous cheating. Everyone says yes or no?"
As soon as Xiang Phosphorus said this, the candidates present all whispered to each other and expressed their agreement.
"So, can you explain it? Examiner?"
Looking at Xiang Phosphorus, who jumped slightly and sat on the table with his hands on the table, crossed his legs and propped up his cheeks, looking at him with a playful expression, Ibixi had the urge to hit someone.
"He...their cheating methods are too inferior! If they are placed in a mission, they will be more exposed than others!"
"That means this exam actually tests everyone's clever cheating methods that are not easy to detect, right?"
"That's it." Yibixi nodded.
"But when you first talked about the rules, you only said that as long as a person cheats more than five times, he will be judged as unqualified. Doesn't cheating mean all cheating methods, but just low-level ones like peeking?
Is it a way of cheating to get people to give average answers?”
At this moment, Yibixi was forced to a dead end by Xiang Phosphorus, and could only bite the bullet and answer.
"That's right, you are ninjas and you must cheat (gather intelligence) in a ninja way."
"I understand. For example, if you directly poke your head over to see the answer of the person next to you, you will be eliminated if you poke your head five times. But if you use ninjutsu to make a mirror and plagiarize by reflecting the answer in the mirror, it will be considered cheating, right?
"
"That's right." Yibixi nodded.
To be continued...