Chapter 173: This body is made of a kitchen knife——(1/2)
"August, go get ready. I heard that in this country there is a custom of visiting neighbors after moving to a new home. Then we will..."
August, who instantly understood what his eldest lady meant, also hurriedly agreed and resigned.
"Hi, I understand."
…
After feeling that the sight that had been peeking at him disappeared, Shenji probably guessed that it was related to the second magician who had been tricked by his oral pleasure.
"Really, you are angry with a child. What kind of adult are you? You have no tolerance at all."
Shenji couldn't help but shook his head, but in his heart he felt quite touched by the golden bread roll that was delivered to his door...it was quite embarrassing.
You said that if the other party insisted on giving it to you for free, would you accept it happily? Or should you pretend to refuse it first and then refuse it and then accept it?
This is really a subject that I can’t understand~
wrong…
Shinji suddenly thought of something again. When he was reading the Mahou Shoju Illya manga in his previous life, it was actually revealed that the eldest lady witnessed Shirou doing the high jump!
So has the world seen it?
I think should not be?
"master…"
The fire of revolution failed to start a prairie fire, but was extinguished by high-pressure water cannons. Rider, who did not leave even a spark behind, came to Shinji.
Knowing that Rider had discovered something, Shenji smiled easily and said: "Don't worry, your mission has not changed. The mission I gave you before was to eliminate all magicians with other purposes who are close to Sakura. But this time,
The other party is probably here for me, so don’t worry about it.”
Seeing his master's completely nonchalant look, Rider silently nodded in agreement.
"Brother~"
Shinji switched to his usual expression and looked at Sakura, who was running towards her, and asked, "Sakura, how did that happen?"
"Everyone has been notified except Mr. Gill, but for a banquet with so many people, the ingredients that need to be prepared cannot be prepared by just one person..."
Looking at Sakura who looked a little worried, Shinji smiled gently and then stood up slowly.
"Don't worry, let my brother take care of the cooking and other things. And I believe... he will be very happy to help."
"He?" Sakura tapped her chin with her index finger and tilted her head, "Does it mean Emiya-senpai?"
"Hmm..." Shenji held his chin and raised his face and thought for a moment. His sister's guess was really not wrong, so he didn't know whether to deny or confirm it for the moment.
"Well, don't worry anyway, he will come to the house before the afternoon to help prepare."
After saying this with a smile, Shinji picked up the prepared fishing gear and went out.
…
"Ah~ Where should I hire the chef for the banquet?"
At ten o'clock in the morning, it was still the familiar pier. Shenji found a fishing position next to the red A fishing position and couldn't help but sigh.
Red A sneered in her heart, Matou Shinji was planning to hold a party before the start of school, and Sakura informed Rin on the phone in the morning.
I won't participate. Once I do, I will be interrogated by Shinji Matou and that shiny guy with their eyes. I don't want to bear that feeling!
That’s why I go fishing in the name of patrol. Even if I fish for a whole day, I won’t go to that kind of banquet! Absolutely not!
"By the way, are you interested in serving as a guest chef at the banquet?"
Looking at Shenji who was staring at him with a smile and his eyes bent, Hong A snorted and refused without thinking.
"not interested!"
"The salary is good, and it's not low."
Red A sneered and said disdainfully: "Matou Shinji, don't think that I'm like Rin, your little tricks are of no use to me!"
"Really?" Shenji's face showed a bit of distress, but then he took out his mobile phone from his pocket as if he had thought of something, "Let me ask Tohsaka..."
Hearing this, Hong A's face suddenly darkened. She knew her master best. If she hadn't taken the initiative to mention and take up the patrol task, she might have kicked her out and asked her to do odd jobs.
!
Looking at the corners of Shen Er's lips that slightly turned up, Hong A also figured it out. The other party was basically here for her! The other party thought she was the one to be defeated!
Listening to Shenji's unhurried dialing tone, Hong A wanted to yell out "mmp", but after thinking about it, he finally gave up.
"Okay, I agree to help, no need to look for Rin anymore."
Looking at Hong A, who was suppressing the urge to curse and reluctantly agreed, Shinji also quickly made a look of gratitude.
"Thank you so much, Archer! You are just like a friend of mine who will risk his own life to help someone in need without expecting anything in return!"
You ★★★★★!
Red A couldn't help but cursed in her heart: You might as well just say that friend's name! By the way, you look just like Shirou Emiya!
"The menu and the budget for purchasing ingredients are all at Ying's place. Just go to Ying directly after you go there."
"I see."
Hong A could only clenched his fists and whispered in response through gritted teeth. After putting away his fishing gear, he left angrily with a bucket without any fish.
Shortly after Hong A left, Shining came to the pier, still cool with his trouser pockets in his side and looking at the direction in which Red A left with great interest.
"Shenji, you have been waiting for this show for a little too long."
Shenji disagreed, and still waited quietly for the fish to bite the hook, and replied casually: "Gilgamesh, don't you think this kind of process is more interesting than a predetermined ending? Or are you just impatient?
people?"
"The king's patience is beyond what a mortal like you can imagine!"
"Then why are you so anxious?" Shenji curled his lips, and then asked, "By the way, are you interested in holding a banquet at my house tonight?"
"Let the king and those miscellaneous cultivators attend the same banquet? You are getting bolder and bolder! Shenji!"
Shenji shrugged his shoulders and didn't answer, but he couldn't stop complaining in his heart: If you can, don't show up tonight! Do you dare to swear that you will be a puppy if you go? Do you dare!
"I'm hooked, I'm hooked!"
The fishing line fluttered, and Shenji also hurriedly got up. The newbie who was a diver in the fishing bar in his previous life, this moment is truly exciting!
Finally... finally caught a big fish weighing more than two kilograms!
"Gilgamesh, do you want to compare?"
"Ho? Yes! President Wang will gladly accept the challenge from his ministers!"
With that said, Shining summoned a set of high-end fishing gear from his treasures that should have just been bought from the store with the tags still on it. It seemed that he was well prepared.
…
During the selfless competition between the two, dusk fell unknowingly, and Shinji, who was narrowly defeated by half a kilogram of weight difference, finally gave in and left with the heaviest two kilograms of sea fish he had caught.
Shining, who stayed where he was, looked at Shen Er's leaving figure and thought about it for a moment. Should he go or go to the banquet that he rejected today?
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At eight o'clock in the evening, Shinji was speechless for a while when he saw the Saber's flash on the bar that had just appeared in his yard on time, just as he had arrived earlier.
Don't you disdain attending such a banquet full of miscellaneous cultivators?
"archer! Why are you here? You can't tell me, right?"
Looking at the red apron who was carefully arranging the dishes, Rin, who was invited, showed a bit of surprise and asked.
"During the day, I happened to be looking for a chef for the banquet on the street. I didn't expect Mr. Archer to volunteer..."
Looking at Shinji who was explaining for him, Hong A wanted to deny it, but when he saw the surprised expression on his Master's face, which seemed like "My servant has finally learned enough to find a job and make money to worry about his Master," he also decided to
The words in his mouth were swallowed.
"Not bad, not bad! Keep working hard!" Rin gave a thumbs up to the red A, and then moved it to Shenji's ear, "Just give me the wages directly in a while. After all, this is a servant, so the appearance fee is not the same as ordinary
Compared with other chefs, no matter what you do...”
"Well, don't worry, I'm famous for being generous! Right? Emiya?"
"Huh?" Shirou, who wanted to break up the fight between Twinkle and Saber but didn't know what to say, was stunned for a moment, but nodded and affirmed: "Shenji is indeed quite generous...in every sense of the word."
Looking at Hong A who returned to the kitchen and was carefully seasoning the food, Shen Er half joked: "By the way, your servant is really good at cooking, and he is also very serious about housework. Why don't you just let me hire him?"
Forget it, monthly salary...how about seven figures?"
Um?!
When Rin heard this, she felt sleepy instantly. Although she felt that it was weird that her servant was working for Shenji, she thought of seven figures...
"One more...one more digit..."
Looking at Rin who raised his index finger tremblingly, Shenji shook his shoulders slightly and said: "Forget it, it's over the budget, and the gain outweighs the loss. Just pretend that I didn't say what I just said."
Rin instantly became unhappy and hurried to follow Shenji.
"Wait a moment! If it starts with nine... no, seven-digit numbers starting with eight are also negotiable!"
To be continued...