Chapter 19 Yin-Yang Weird Qi and Little Laziness(1/2)
Time passed by, and half an hour later, Xu Damao listened to Lin Jiaguo's instructions and simmered over low heat. The aroma spread, making everyone in the courtyard drool.
Second uncle Liu Haizhong's home, smelling the fragrance, he swallowed his saliva, thinking that his plan of not being able to "borrow" him was shattered, and he also thought of that bastard Xu Damao trying to "drive" him away. Suddenly, he couldn't get angry.
Find a place.
I casually found some mistakes made by my sons Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu and started a new round of stick education.
Listening to the sound of the two guys being beaten up and screaming, Lou Xiao'e, who was returning home from get off work, was speechless. The second uncle was really like this. After beating him, he almost turned his son into an enemy.
Smelling the smell, Lou Xiao'e discovered that the fragrance came from her own home, and she was immediately surprised.
After returning home, she was speechless when she learned that Lin Jiaguo had helped handle the matter. This was really enough for Xu Damao.
Xu Damao doesn't care what his wife thinks, he is just waiting to make up for it now.
In the middle courtyard, smelling the fragrance, the boy Bangjian suddenly felt unhappy. After running to the backyard and confirming that the fragrance came from Xu Damao's house, he did not dare to imitate the same casualness as entering Silly Zhu's house. The stronger the fragrance became, the more he couldn't bear it.
He couldn't help it, and started crying actively.
"Damn the poor Xu Damao, isn't this making my grandson greedy?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang began to curse, and after smelling the smell, she swallowed her saliva. Seeing that she couldn't comfort Bang Ge, she simply handed over the problem to Qin Huairu.
When Qin Huairu saw her mother-in-law's behavior, her face suddenly turned dark. Bangge didn't know why. Since her grandmother said that her mother could let him eat well, he believed it.
"Mom, I went over there to find meat for him!" Qin Huairu complained. Jia Zhang narrowed her eyes and did not speak, but pretended not to hear.
"I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, I smell it."
The stick began to fray, Qin Huairu's face darkened, and she stretched out her hand to hit him. At this time, Jia Zhang scolded: "You can't hit my grandson, he wants to eat meat, you just have to think of a way, why are you hitting him?"
Hearing this, Qin Huairu was speechless. When she saw the stick jumping up and down and making noise, her heart softened again.
Looking at the backyard, she felt helpless. Xu Damao was no fool. That guy's eyes were full of aggression.
At this moment, he happened to see Shazhu walking out of the room and walking leisurely to the backyard. Qin Huairu's eyes lit up and she whispered a few words to Banggeng.
"Uncle Silly, Uncle Silly, I want to eat meat." Bangge ran out of the room and went straight to Silly Zhu who was walking to the backyard.
"Hey, you want to eat it, and I want it too." Silly Zhu chuckled, rolled his eyes, and said, "Let's go, I will take you to eat meat."
When Banggeng heard this, his eyes lit up and he couldn't wait to run to the backyard, but Si Zhu held him back.
The two came to Xu Damao's house and smelled it. Silly Zhu smiled and opened the door.
"Hey, Xu Damao, you are not in good health and you need to take some supplements?"
As he spoke, he glanced at the delicious food still on the fire and swallowed.
"Si Zhu, what are you doing here?" Xu Damao's face was a little dark. This guy Si Zhu has a very vicious mouth.
Silly Zhu looked at him and laughed, his eyes specifically glanced at Xu Damao's waist, and sneered: "You are not afraid of embarrassment, but you are not afraid of embarrassment, and you still let Lin Jiaguo give you such a pot, what's the matter?
It’s planned to be made public.”
Xu Damao's face turned livid and he said angrily: "Get out of here, I have no intention of fooling around with you today."
"Hehe, I think you just can't do it." Silly Zhu laughed, looking at Xu Damao, turning his eyes and teasing: "If you are really good, you still need to make up for this, Xu Damao, you can hide it from others, and you can also
You can't hide it from me."
"As soon as I smelled it, I knew what it was. How old are you that you can't do this anymore?"
The corner of Xu Damao's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously blurted out: "Who can't do it? I don't know how capable he is."
"Hey, who are you fooling?" Silly Zhu said with a look of contempt on his face, "If you are really good, why do you need to make up for this?"
He was talking in an aggressive manner, teasing and mocking the silky guy. Xu Damao felt angry and started to argue with him.
Seeing that Xu Damao was almost excited, Silly Zhu said: "I said you are not good, but you said you are good, how can you prove it?"
As he said that, he pointed to the thing that was still simmering over a slow fire and said with a smile: "With this thing here, I don't believe anything you say."
"Xu Damao, hehe, if you can't do this, I have to publicize it to you."
Xu Damao's face turned dark. He knew that Silly Zhu was a man of bad words. If he said he would spread the word, he would definitely do what he said.
Thinking of his big mouth, Xu Damao subconsciously wanted to suppress it and opened his mouth to give away the slow-cooked food on the fire to prove that he was good at it.
Before he could say anything, he noticed the flash of pride on Si Zhu's touch. He narrowed his eyes and subconsciously swallowed his saliva.
Soon, he realized that this bastard, Silly Zhu, was trying to anger him in this way. The bastard's purpose was to hope that he would give this thing away.
After thinking through it, Xu Damao looked at Silly Zhu leisurely and snorted coldly: "Silly Zhu, you are really good at it."
Hearing this, Shazhu was a little surprised that this guy was not fooled.
At this time, Xu Damao lit a cigarette and sneered: "Okay, get out of here. What's wrong with me, a married woman? If you want to say something, go ahead and say it. I want to see some people who are still single."
You can’t trust what this guy says.”
"Oh, that's right." Xu Damao looked like he suddenly remembered, and said: "I really forgot about you, sir. You have no chance even if you want to be vain. You don't even have a wife. Why?"
It’s all useless.”
Isn't it just a strange and troubling thing? Xu Damao is also an expert.
This time it was Shazhu's turn to look dark. Seeing that Xu Damao had already reacted, he knew there was no chance. The two of them had fought not once or twice, they were too familiar with each other.
Now listening to these heart-wrenching words, Shazhu twitched the corners of his mouth and hummed: "Bubububu, I can't help you to death."
"No matter how much supplementation there is, it won't be able to lay eggs."
As soon as these words came out, Lou Xiao'e immediately became angry. She had been watching just now. Silly Zhu was wearing a stick, so you can imagine what he was thinking.
"Silly Zhu, please be polite when you speak." Lou Xiao'e hummed, with a dissatisfied look on her face.
"Hey, I'm not wrong." Shazhu spread his hands and blurted out subconsciously. When the words came out, he saw Lou Xiao'e's face getting more and more livid, and he knew that he had made a mistake.
Xu Damao was so angry at this time that he wanted to hit Sha Zhu, but Lou Xiao'e held him back. After shaking her head slightly, Lou Xiao'e looked at Sha Zhu, sneered slightly, and then said in a sinister tone: "One courtyard, two chefs
, the younger one has a higher salary, has married a wife, and now the wife is pregnant again.”
"But the older ones, haha, they know how to hang around certain people all day long, and they still feel complacent day by day, haha..."
Xu Damao, who was already furious, couldn't help laughing when he heard his wife's words. He glanced at Silly Zhu and said: "Daughter-in-law, I am thinking of someone, how can I find my wife?"
"I guess he wants to be a father right away. Haha, that's a great idea. I admire him."
"However, some people still have to wait. After all, some people are just paralyzed and not dead yet."
Xu Damao's sinister words made Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but laugh. The laughter was so harsh in Silly Zhu's ears.
Silly Zhu's face turned red, and he wanted to teach Xu Damao a lesson, but at this time, Lou Xiao'e spoke. She said: "Silly Zhu, do you want to come to my house and beat someone like you did when you broke into the third uncle's house last time?"
"Huh." Shazhu snorted coldly. Knowing that he was being unreasonable, he glanced at the two of them and turned around to leave.
As soon as he left, Banggeng was dumbfounded. Where was the promised meat?
"Go, go, go back to your house to play." Xu Damao waved his hand like a fly to drive away the stick, and then closed the door. Seeing this, Lou Xiao'e opened her mouth to say something, but when she thought of what Silly Zhu said just now, she
Shut up now.
As soon as the door was closed, the stickman outside the door was unwilling and immediately started crying. Hearing the cry, Shazhu had no choice but to come back and pull him away.
Back in the middle courtyard, Banggeng was still crying. Qin Huairu pretended to come out of the room. Seeing this situation, she sighed in her heart, knowing that her idea was shattered.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, why don't you do it?" Shazhu, who had a headache from crying, took out a dime and handed it to Banggeng, saying: "Take it, this is the compensation your uncle and I gave you.
Who told me to fail to accomplish what I promised you?"
When Banggeng saw the money, he stopped crying immediately, reached out to take the money, and ran away quickly.
"Silly Zhu, you've spent money again. This kid just doesn't know how to feel pain. Next time he makes trouble, you have to deal with him."
Qin Huairu said "viciously", Shazhu glanced at Qin Huairu, and then looked in the direction of the Jia family. Thinking of the strange atmosphere between Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e just now, he felt really bad.
Feeling sad, he had no intention of talking to Qin Huairu, so he shook his head and returned to the room.
"What's going on?" Qin Huairu was a little confused. Looking at this look, she must have something on her mind.
Silly Zhu really had something on his mind. He returned to the room, sat down, and took a sip of wine. The more he thought about it, the worse it became.
Lin Jiaguo’s wife is pregnant!
He could clearly hear what Lou Xiaoe said just now. Although the comparison was heartbreaking, it was also realistic.
"No, I have to go on a blind date soon." After another sigh, Si Zhu stood up and went to the home of the first uncle Yi Zhonghai.
In the front yard, Lin Jiaguo didn't know that another good show was going on in the backyard. He estimated the time and after preparing the dishes, his wife Li Xiuzhi happened to come home from get off work.
Li Xiuzhi, who was a little tired, suddenly felt exhausted and exhausted after eating this delicious meal.
After eating, she took out a box from her bag, put it on the table, and said to Lin Jiaguo: "Come on, my chef Lin has been obsessed with the radio."
Lin Jiaguo's eyes lit up when he heard this. He reached out to open the box and saw the radio inside. He took it out, turned on the switch and started to adjust the channel.
After a while, the sound came, and Lin Jiaguo happily made himself a cup of tea and enjoyed it leisurely.
Seeing his appearance, Li Xiuzhi pursed her lips and smiled, leaning slightly against Lin Jiaguo, imitating his appearance and enjoying herself leisurely.
"By the way, Jiaguo, do you have time on your day off the day after tomorrow?" Li Xiuzhi asked. Lin Jiaguo was stunned and quickly said: "Yes, what's the matter?"
Li Xiuzhi made herself lean more comfortably and said, "Didn't our team leader Aunt Fang hear that my husband is a chef? Her son is getting married the day after tomorrow, and the wedding chef she was looking for suddenly got busy and can't come."
To be continued...