Chapter 173 Humans(1/2)
Faced with the fatal question raised by Tang Seng, both Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin remained silent.
Indeed, getting Qianqian's bath water tonight was entirely a fluke, and it was also entirely due to that scumbag's magnanimity. When eating meat, he left some bones and dregs for them.
But if you want to get Qianqian's bath water, it's not that easy.
Tang Seng's words were like a basin of cold water poured on the heads of Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin, extinguishing their excitement about making a fortune by selling bath water.
Just when the three of them were looking gloomy, Huang Xiaobei suddenly had an idea and raised his hand.
"Hey, there is a way. Even if we can't get Qianqian's, can we pass it off as someone else's? Anyway, as long as we prepare supporting items such as photos and videos, are we afraid that no one will buy it?"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at him gloomily.
"You're not going to use your own bathwater, are you?"
Commissioner Huang spread his hands and said "I am a serious businessman?" written all over his face.
"I'm not that unlimited. What I want to say is that you can actually buy it online. I think there should be a lot of this kind of stuff online, and you can definitely buy it! I'll just buy the cheapest one. Anyway, as long as it's guaranteed to be a
A girl's bath water will do. As for whether you buy a dinosaur or a cute girl, it depends on the luck of the person buying it."
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at each other and admired Huang Xiaobei's genius idea.
"Just do it!"
The three of them started to take care of things while talking. Lao Wei took away his phone and immediately went to Taobao to search for girls' bath water, but found nothing.
After they found an adult products store selling inflatable dolls, they found the vague words "bath water for female high school students".
Huang Xiaobei grabbed the phone and took a look, and was pleasantly surprised.
"Hey, it's three hundred, so cheap."
After being surprised by the cheap price of bath water, Huang Xiaobei turned his attention to the model advertisement in the store.
The next second, the expression on Huang Xiaobei's face became much more complicated.
How should I put it? Anyway, the owner of this shop is quite honest. The model he found is really a female high school student, or maybe a female junior high school student, because the model in the photo looks a little shorter than Qianqian, and she is definitely a child.
.female.
But the beauty......
Anyway, my face is relatively white, and for the rest, it’s just hehehehehe.
Lao Wei glanced at the female high school student and shuddered all over.
Tang Seng stared at the model with mosaic eyes in the photo for a long time, and couldn't help but shudder.
After returning the phone to Huang Xiaobei, Elder Tang said as if a poor monk could not accept it, "If it were me, I would never buy this kid's bath water. Look at how that kid looks, his eyes are so small.
The bridge of the nose is so flat, even if she is beautiful, she doesn’t seem to have any desire to be masturbated, she is simply a trumped-up Lin Yongjian.”
Huang Xiaobei handed the phone to Lao Wei, clicked his tongue and said, "Who cares if you like it or not, as long as it is a girl's bath water, come to Lao Wei and buy five bottles first, which is 150,000 yuan."
"OK."
Lao Wei took the phone and immediately prepared to buy it.
But the next second, Lao Wei, who was staring at the screen of his mobile phone, gradually squinted his eyes.
"No, something happened."
Looking at Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng who were very surprised, Lao Wei touched his chin and said something that made the two of them almost collapse.
"This bath water is sold out."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng immediately stared at their glasses, wondering if there was some hallucination in their ears.
Lao Wei scratched his face and said, "I'm not lying to you. It's really sold out. If you don't believe it, see for yourself. The inventory is zero, and the store owner directly responded to those who urged the goods in the comment area.
She said something, saying that the demand was too great and the supply here couldn't keep up. Her daughter almost took seven baths a day, but there was still not enough to sell."
Tang Seng, who did not believe in evil, grabbed the phone directly, flipped to the comment area, and spoke plausibly.
"Who the hell is this scaring? I'm so ugly and so good, but I can still sell out of stock? Why the hell did I..."
Seeing all the good reviews in the comment section, and all the comments from a bunch of perverts begging the shop owner to stock the goods as soon as possible, Elder Tang put down his phone, raised his head and sighed.
"This human being is really unimaginable."
Huang Xiaobei also took a look at his mobile phone, looking at the comments in the store's comment section that were almost crazy, and even threatening the store owner to sue him if he didn't stock the goods. Commissioner Huang shook his head bitterly, sighing too.
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"Where on earth do so many perverts come from in this world? Such an ugly lolita has almost nothing to look at except the white spots, and yet it is sold out? Are those lolita fans so unscrupulous?
ah."
Facing this magical world, Lao Wei touched his chin, looking like a thinker.
"Do you think we are still a little too young?"
"That makes sense."
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Later, after careful analysis by the three of them, they all agreed that the reason why the bath water in this store is so popular is just two words: integrity!
The reason is very simple. Although that lolita is a little ugly, she is a real lolita! And the shop owner's behavior can prove that she is really his daughter!
Of course, it doesn’t matter whether they are biological or not.
Of course, it doesn’t matter whether the shopkeeper has green hair or not.
Anyway, except for scum, there are probably not many fathers in the world who can do such a heartbreaking thing.
The most terrifying thing is that there is a short video in the promotional photos of this store. It can even be said that the reason why this bath water is sold so well is directly related to this short video!
In the video, a little loli is squatting in the bathtub to take a bath, and the bath water in the bathtub is directly put into the bottle sold.
Although her appearance and everything are ordinary, the sweet voice of the little loli suddenly appeared in the video.
"Uncle, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and my father bought me a very fragrant shower gel. The water is fragrant. Do you really not want to buy it back and try it?"
After the video ended, another video popped up. The content was still the same, but the words changed.
"Dad, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and my mother bought me a very fragrant shower gel, and the water smells delicious. Dad really doesn't want to buy it back to taste his daughter's taste?"
After this video was played, another video popped up.
"Grandpa, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and..."
Another video popped up.
"Brother, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and..."
"Brother, today I..."
"Second uncle, today I..."
"Third uncle, today I..."
Watching these dozen videos, I saw that the shop owner actually let his children change their names a dozen times in a row in order to let customers have a good sense of belonging and satisfy their disgusting perverted psychology! It is almost satisfying.
Meet the disgusting needs of all the perverts in this world!!
Whether you are a ghost father, a fan of NTR nieces or nephews, or a sister-controller or a sister-controller, you can find your own sense of identity here.
All of this tells the world that this is really the bath water for female high school students. All perverts are welcome to purchase it!
To be honest, Huang Xiaobei was a little tempted by such good publicity.
Don't get me wrong, the special correspondent is not the kind of pervert who likes others to call him daddy, brother, or even second uncle. It's just because the advertisement was too powerful.
Although the lolita taking a bath in the short video was in the water from her neck down, and she looked quite ugly, the scene of the bathing scene was simply not very impactful!
Rose petals, coupled with Loli's sweet voice, as well as the little Loli's fair skin and pure white bubbles, especially the shop owner cleverly added a little mosaic to Loli's face, the visual impact is not too scary.
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Of course, customer experience is the most important, which is why this adult products store is so successful.
Let me ask, what is customer experience? Of course it is the smell of the bath water itself!
Many perverts who bought bath water left messages in the comment area: It is sweeter than juice, second only to girl juice.
Well, the comments from the perverts all reveal such a strange style of painting.
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It must be said that this bath water store gave Huang Xiaobei and the others a great impact.
Look, look at this guy, this is the example of a big shot in the industry, he sells bath water so uniquely.
But in order to find sufficient supply for themselves, Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin found several other shops selling bath water for female high school students and female college students.
As a result, the two of them saw that the sales volume was very low.
Even though each of those models is eye-catching, they are called sexy and beautiful, but the sales volume is not very high, and the comment area is still full of curses, many users who have finished purchasing said so.
"This is not the bath water of the girl in the photo at all. I even tasted the smell of sweat in it! It is definitely not the smell of sweat of the girl!! I dare to swear on my life! Because I work in a biological laboratory, and the water inside
The ingredients have a lot of male genes! There are even some canine genes!! Unscrupulous shop owner! Bad review, bad review, bad review!!!”
To be continued...