Commissioner Huang, who had a sallow complexion, was lying on the hospital bed with a hanging bottle hanging on him, and he was grumbling to the doctor next to him.

"Doctor, am I not dead? I felt like I saw the God of Death just now?"

Lao Wei opened his eyes drowsily and grabbed the air in front of him with both hands.

"Where am I? Am I still alive? Linlin? Linlin, are you there?"

Seeing that Lao Wei's right hand started to squirt blood after the infusion, the nurse next to him quickly pressed his hand with the sling bottle on the bed. As a result, Wei Silin, who was unconscious, hugged the nurse into his arms.

inside.

"Oh, Linlin, you are here. Well, I haven't seen you for a few months and your figure has improved again."

Master Sun was lying on the hospital bed, humming in confusion.

"Brother, I seem to have seen my sister-in-law."

Even though Brother Maozi was exhausted after gastric lavage, he still did not change his nature and shouted in a low voice.

"Please bring me my vodka."

Tang Monk was lying on the bed, smoking a cigarette and puffing away the smoke in fear.

"Good guy, this is for me to drink. I almost thought I was back in the West."

"Sir, you are not allowed to smoke in the ward!"

"I'm sorry...hey, this little lady, cough, that's the female donor. She's really beautiful. Female donor, look at this poor monk, his chest suddenly hurts. Can you help me?

Knead it, just use your little hands of ice and bone, okay?"

Chu Zifeng quietly stared at Chu Qianqian beside him and said extremely shamelessly.

"Actually, it tastes pretty good. If I try harder next time, I should do better."

Chu Qianqian knocked off the shameless old man and wanted to take the opportunity to touch the paws of her little hands.

Looking at the noisy ward, Karl looked up at the ceiling and sighed softly.

"It's an unimaginable bowl of porridge. In addition, I also feel sad for the judges of the upcoming competition."

As he spoke, Karl pushed up his sunglasses and said helplessly.

"Senior Weislin, please let go of the nurse lady in your arms, and also take off the hand touching her butt. Master Chen, please stop your hooligan behavior. Xiao An, you can't drink now. Please bear with it.

Zifeng...it's up to you."

Karl, who was like an old woman, had a headache and restrained the group of bastards in the room, asking them to restrain their nature a little.

Facing the seven people shouting in their own way, and looking emphatically at the two gangsters who were obviously taking advantage of the situation, the doctor rolled his eyes and said with the test report in his hand.

"It's nothing serious. It's just food poisoning. It's not serious. After washing the stomach, I'll just put some hanging bottles on it and it'll be fine."

After saying that, the doctor stared at the seven eldest brothers lying in front of him with a mysterious expression.

"But do you all like eating shit so much? And you, why did you wash out two whole swallows in your stomach? Even if you are proud of this bite, you won't even pick off the hair, right?"

Huang Xiaobei looked at Miss Yiyi, who was sitting next to his bed and braiding her twin tails, and laughed miserably.

I'm so proud of this... I really don't want to be proud of it!

Seeing Huang Xiaobei and others responding to him with silence, the doctor shook his head and sighed, feeling extremely novel about this world.

To be honest, the doctor was stunned when he saw the test reports of Carl and the other seven people.

After all these years of practicing medicine, this is the first time I’ve seen someone willing to eat shit?!

This is really not an exaggeration.

You must know that when these elders were given gastric lavage half an hour ago, it was almost like washing out a pile of feces. Two nurses in the gastric lavage room were stunned by the smoke. The feces were not ordinary smelly.

I wonder how they got it into their stomachs.

The most powerful one is the one who is being tied into a pair of ponytails by his girlfriend. This grandson is even more powerful. Not only does he have the most feces in his stomach, but he also washes out two whole swallows. He is also the kind who doesn't even remove the hair and puts it directly into his stomach.

Swallowed alive.

The doctor admired and stared at the seven elder brothers in front of him.

It’s really a long time to see you, a long time to see you.

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Looking at the laboratory report in his hand, the doctor touched his chin, and the expression on his face suddenly became suspicious.

"However, I'm not sure if it's feces. Although the ingredients tested are very similar to human excrement, there seems to be a little bit of Hedinghong in it, not too much, just a little bit."

The doctor put down the laboratory report in his hand and looked at the seven elder brothers sincerely.

"Can you tell me what exactly you ate?"

Listening to the doctor's torture from the depths of his soul, the seven people silently cast their gazes on the harmless Miss Yiyi.

Facing everyone's resentful looks, Miss Yiyi stuck out her little tongue playfully.

"I just think that if you add a little Chinese medicine, it will turn into a good medicinal meal. No big deal, no Chinese medicine next time."

Commissioner Huang stared at the eldest lady who was begging for mercy with his extremely fascinated eyes.

"Where did you find the Chinese medicine?"

Miss Yiyi raised her chin and thought for a while.

"I just went to the drugstore and pointed out some Chinese medicines with cool names that I thought, and bought them back."

The names of traditional Chinese medicines that could cause vomiting and diarrhea for several days appeared in the seven people's minds instantly, and if mixed together, the effects of the medicines would be greatly enhanced.

Thinking of this, the seven people touched their chins in unison.

How on earth did we survive?

Seeing that everyone was looking down, Miss Yiyi sweetly apologized to everyone.

"I'm sorry, I don't have much experience cooking for the first time. Next time, after everyone is discharged from the hospital, I will study it carefully and try to make a table of sumptuous food for you."

Seven people, you look at me, I look at you, Huang Xiaobei simply waved his hand towards the doctor.

"Doctor, we have reserved seven beds tomorrow. We can probably still come."

"Hey, why are you going so far? Tomorrow's food will be delicious!"

"The doctor will make an emergency appointment by the way. It's best to make an appointment with a specialist."

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Seeing that Miss Yiyi and Chu Luoli were already studying next to her as to what kind of meal would be better to cook tomorrow, Commissioner Huang felt really unhappy.

The eldest lady's cooking was unpalatable, so it was not that he was unprepared.

The things made by the eldest lady can scare people to death, so he is not unprepared.

It is worth mentioning that when Huang Xiaobei saw the bowl of "Gulu Gulu" with an unknown sticky object that kept bubbling with black bubbles, Huang Xiaobei was not too surprised. At most, he was afraid.

But what really didn't make him think was that the things made by the eldest lady could actually put people in the hospital! It was still the kind of state where it would not heal without gastric lavage!

The most important thing is that there are seven people in this room, four damn vampires! There is also a bastard who looks like an enlightened monk.

The thing made by the eldest lady can actually give them food poisoning. How powerful must this be!

Remembering the ordeal he had just gone through during gastric lavage, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder.

Wei Wei looked at Miss Yiyi who was studying how to cook a big meal, such as roast suckling pig, and Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shed cold sweat on his forehead.

How can a young lady with such cooking skills participate in a cooking competition? Don’t worry about whether Master Dao spent money to bribe the judges. Even if Master Dao really paid to win over all the judges, what if the judges eat their front feet?

After finishing the dishes, I gave the eldest daughter a pass for the sake of money, but what should I do if I was taken directly to the hospital by an ambulance?

Commissioner Huang imagined the scene at that time and laughed.

"That would be interesting."

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In the ward, Huang Xiaobei and others were still hooking up their intravenous drips. As they were hanging on, Master Dao walked in with the fifth and seventh masters.

As soon as he entered the ward, Master Qi smiled.

"Okay, our brother was just discharged from the hospital in the morning, and you guys came in this afternoon. Our hotel is going to take over the hospital recently, right?"

Well, don't forget, Master Qi and the others were so drunk that they foamed at the mouth the day before yesterday. They rested in the hospital for more than a day before being discharged.

Isn't that right? This group of people had just been discharged from the hospital, and then Huang Xiaobei and the others went in again.

There is no such thing as fate.

Master Dao came to Master Sun and Karl and inquired about what happened in detail.

When he heard that the eldest lady's cooking skills had reached the level of the leader of the Five Poison Sect, Master Dao smiled and nodded.

Master Sun was a little confused when he saw Master Tao's gloating expression.

"Brother, you didn't eat what Yiyi made, that's why you laughed, right? Do you want to try it again now? There is still more than half of the pot, but you need to heat it up, because it has solidified automatically now.

Even if you hit it with a hammer, it will be choked and broken."
To be continued...