0158 Lost(2/2)
"I...my phone is out of battery."
"I'll go, no, my cell phone is out of battery."
"What...what should I do?"
"Turn around and keep walking."
"But the car is almost out of gas."
"Ah! Xiaoyao, I'm going to kill you."
"It's useless for you to kill me. Just treat us as camping and we'll figure out a way at dawn."
"It's such a crappy camping trip, it's so dark, I'm so scared."
"Come to my sister's broad arms, and I will give you warmth."
"You big-breasted girl, I'm going to be so mad at you, you can get lost."
"Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm a road idiot."
"Ahhhhh...I'm going to fight you!"
"Don't, don't, we are just grasshoppers on the same line now."
"I am completely defeated by you."
…
Half an hour later.
"Mosquito, I'm so hungry."
"I'm hungry too. Is there anything to eat in the car?"
"I don't know. This is my cousin-in-law's car. How did I know?"
"Let's look for it."
…
"Let me go, your cousin is really good at playing. Instead of putting some snacks in the car, she actually puts so many condoms."
"Who knows, I guess I was always ready to crash the car with my cousin. Wow, I finally found it. A box of mineral water and two chocolates. Come on, let's go together."
"Tell me, is there someone outside your cousin-in-law?"
"Hey, Damn Mosquito, can you wish my cousin well? My cousin-in-law is a lady, so she behaves dignifiedly."
"Tch, I've seen a lot of ladies being slutty. Think about it, how many times will your cousin get into your cousin's car? Why would she hide so many condoms in the trunk?"
"I'll go, no way. If you say so, it's really possible that my cousin's head won't be green anymore."
"It's not just green, it's like the Hulk."
Chapter completed!