"On the fourth floor, Lu Yi, a law major in the boys' dormitory, come out - come - come!"

A blond girl shouted from downstairs with a loudspeaker. This loudspeaker disturbed the neighbors. Although it was night, the echo was so loud that all the boys in the dormitory building came out to watch the fun. Many of them were bare-armed or

Wearing only underwear.

"On the fourth floor, Lu Yi, a law major in the boys' dormitory, come out! If you don't come out and explain yourself clearly, I, Anna Cao, won't be leaving today - I won't be leaving!"

"Lu Yi, you can do it. Normally, boys use a loudspeaker to yell into the girls' dormitory, 'So-and-so, I love you'... Today, you did it the other way around!" Lu Yi's roommate Ahua shouted.

"Usually, when faced with a situation, if a girl agrees, she goes down to accept the flowers and then kisses her. If she doesn't agree..." Brother Dong in the dormitory said.

"What happens if you don't agree?" Lu Yi's roommate Jianfang asked.

"Just pour a basin of cold water down there."

"Look! Someone really poured cold water down there. It's someone from the fifth floor!" Ah Hua shouted again.

Lu Yi rushed out of the dormitory and saw that the girl downstairs was as miserable as a drowned rat with water splashed all over her body. When she looked up, wasn't this the Zhang Song she met in the Internet cafe in the afternoon?

"It was Lu Yi who asked me to water the water. I'm sorry, beauty!" The person on the fifth floor left a word and disappeared.

I saw the girl downstairs as if her anger tank MAX universe was about to explode. Her big eyes were filled with flames of hatred, which was estimated to be nearly one thousand degrees Celsius.

"Lu Yi, wait for me! I won't go up and beat you to death!"

The girl named Cao Anna walked into the boys' dormitory building menacingly. When the administrator's aunt stopped her, a scene that none of the boys had ever seen happened. Cao Anna directly locked the administrator's aunt outside the dormitory, and so on.

The boys' dormitory formed a closed space that could not be entered or exited. Cao Anna and her two little sisters, like zombies coming out of the cage, went directly to the dormitory on the fourth floor. All the boys who were unfortunate enough to meet on the stairs were punched and kicked, hitting their vital points.

, that scene was so cruel that it later became a lingering and tragic shadow for many boys when they frequently urinate at midnight.

"Run quickly. The third floor has been conquered. It is only a matter of time before the fourth floor falls. All humans are waiting for a hero to save them. This person is you! Lu Yi!" Ah Hua said and was kicked out of the stairs.

His legs kicked against the wall, and his palms kept twitching, as if he was fighting unyieldingly against fate.

"When did you provoke such a cruel girl? Didn't you pay me last night?" Brother Dong shouted.

"I don't know either!" Lu Yi replied.

"Don't worry, for the sake of the little Lu Yi in her belly, I won't do anything to you. Let me stop her!" Roommate Jianfang stepped forward at this time.

Three seconds later, Jianfang, who had practiced youth martial arts, was directly knocked out by another female player who was not in the same weight class. She hugged her belly with her hands and knelt down in the middle of the corridor. When Cao Anna walked by, she gave a gentle push with her hand.

Jianfang fell down suddenly, shocking the remaining two people, oh, no, they were jumping like chickens and dogs!

"Jianfang, what a man! At worst, you will be disabled. From now on, we will take care of you by your bedside for the rest of your life!" Brother Dong shouted.

At this moment, an iron fist as big as a bean paste bag was hitting Brother Dong on the bridge of his nose! Seeing that Brother Dong was about to die, the Earth Superman stretched out his righteous fist and held the iron sand bag tightly.

In just a short moment, the agile blond girl and the short-haired boy with glasses formed a confrontation.

"Nvxia, you've had enough. Brother Dong's family has an elder and a younger one. The ninety-nine-year-old grandma at home cannot be left alone to take care of him. If you punch him, his fragile body will not be able to bear it..." Lu

Yi said calmly.

"I wish his grandma a long life, okay? You are looking for death! Tell me! Where is Lu Yi, a law major?" Cao Anna asked.

"You turn left and go upstairs. There is a dormitory on the fifth floor with the word "Boundless Power" on the door. He is thin and likes to hold a cigarette..."

"I heard from my schoolmate that she doesn't live on the fourth floor?" Cao Anna asked.

"Just now, I just escaped! That must be the case!" Lu Yi lied.

Cao Anna hurriedly stepped onto the fifth floor, ran two steps and then turned back. She cupped her fists at Lu Yi and said, "Thank you! Warrior!"

Then the wind and dust caught up to the fifth floor. Soon after, the tragic sound of pig killing came from upstairs, and a cigarette butt mixed with complex and unspeakable tears threw an arc from the air, cutting through the mysterious face of the night sky.

"The biohazard alarm has been lifted!" Ah Hua crawled to Jianfang's "corpse" and said.

I saw Jianfang opening his eyes, taking back the martial arts that had been circulating in Xiao Zhoutian's body, and said with a smile: "The beating magic skill actually broke through the bottleneck that has been bothering me for a long time. I succeeded! I succeeded!"

"I really admire Ah Yi's wit. By the way, what's going on with my ninety-nine-year-old grandma?" Brother Dong asked.

"I wish your grandma a long life!" Lu Yi replied.

"But, my grandma is gone long ago..."

After being locked up, the dormitory aunt encouraged her classmates to ring the alarm bell and the fire bell at the same time, alerting the campus police and fire fighters. A few minutes later, with the efforts of a group of uncles, Cao Anna was carried out. This scene was criticized by many

The melon-eating crowd wonderfully spread the news that Cao Anna, a sophomore girl, caused a disturbance in the men's dormitory and was suppressed by the riot police with high-pressure water cannons before being brought to justice.

The next day, the school held a review meeting because of this matter. Anna Cao read out a written review in front of all the teachers and students of the school:

"Student Lu Yi from the second class of the freshman law major, listen, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust! You sent an email saying that I am ugly and have a loud voice! Whoever marries me will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Okay! From today on,

I, Anna Cao, will pester you and marry you, and I will consume you to death!"

"Are you reading a self-reflection letter? Does it sound like a self-reflection letter turned into a love letter? Look at Director Chen, this is a good student taught by our school's physical education major!?" The principal slapped the table angrily.

"Principal Li, don't worry, I will handle this matter properly. However, Mr. Cao's family background is not ordinary. The new playground in our school was funded by his brother. Yesterday, he said that he was going to sponsor a batch of computers for us..."

Director Chen said.

"Really? These days, there are not many good students who care about the school and their classmates as much as she does. That so-and-so, Director Chen, that one named Lu Yi, you need to educate her well. You actually sent me an email yesterday,

They say I'm ugly, have a loud voice, and no one wants me. I'm already this age, and although my husband is gone, my child is in high school. He still dares to molest me. He's too courageous and must be severely punished!" Principal Li ordered!

road.

"Okay, don't worry, I have a hundred ways to deal with disobedient students..." Director Chen replied.

From then on, the unlucky student Lu Yi was on the blacklist of the principal and dean, but he didn't know it.

"Sneeze!" Lu Yi sneezed.

Since fifteen minutes ago, Cao Anna appeared in front of the whole school

With a curse on his face, Lu Yi felt as if he was being haunted by a female ghost. The wind was blowing and he felt very cold from time to time.

Lu Yi opened the email on his mobile phone. One hundred and twenty unread emails popped up. Lu Yi typed several emails in sequence. The first one read: "Hello, your manuscript has been checked by the editorial department of the reporter. Thank you.

your support!"

The second letter: "Damn ghost, so annoying!"

The third letter: "Have you taken drugs? I am a man! You won't even let me go!"

The fourth letter: "Handsome guy, your email must be infected with a virus. Don't go to colored websites anymore. It's not safe. If you want, you can contact me at any time on WeChat XXXXXXXXX."

The fifth letter: "Lu Yi, you have been fired from the editorial department! The press office does not welcome a narcissist like you!"

Sixth letter: "My name is Anna. I don't care who you are. I'll explain things clearly downstairs in the dormitory after 9pm self-study. If you don't come, don't blame me for being rude!"

The seventh letter: "…………"

Lu Yi's mailbox was flooded with endless saliva, but he also understood that there were many contact addresses in the mailbox due to the needs of the reporter's work. They must have been touched by Zhang Song on the computer in the Internet cafe yesterday.

Hands and feet. Now that he is sending group messages to ridicule female classmates, he must have become a public enemy. Other than that, 6 of the 7 clubs he has worked hard for have been expelled at once, making him look a bit lonely.

Finally, Lu Yi made a difficult decision. He passed by a street corner and bought a cup of milk tea stuffed with pearls, passed by a stall and bought a takoyaki without octopus, and passed by a fruit shop and bought a nail clipper next to a watermelon knife.

, imitating Cao Anna's aggressive look last night and rushed into an inconspicuous "fashion Internet cafe".

"Where's Zhang Song? Are you here?" Lu Yi asked the boss at the door.

"You ask my little fellow? He just came up, but..."

Lu Yi looked towards where Zhang Song usually sat and saw a wounded man with a white bandage on his head, sitting on a computer chair, eating instant noodles and looking at him.

"Enemy! It's your son! My mouth is crooked and my eyes are swollen!" Zhang Song jumped up like a mummy.

At this time, the Internet cafe was filled with explosive DJ music, and Lu Yi, like a Taoist priest from Maoshan, rushed towards the mummy with pearl milk tea in his left hand and takoyaki in his right hand. The two made friends with each other with martial arts, letting the milk tea in the cup flow freely, and the Q bombs

Pearl was rolling around in the noodle soup, letting the instant noodle fork pierce the chest of the octopus balls. Such a violent and exciting scene, in the eyes of outsiders, was like an eighty-year-old couple doing Tai Chi, respecting each other as guests, raising eyebrows together.

"Ah! Tell me! Why are you messing with my mailbox to send emails?"

"Ah! Tell me! Why did you let that tigress go to the fifth floor?"

"Tell me! Ah! Why do you want to splash water on the girl?"

"Say! Ah! I just wish I didn't splash hot water on her!"

"..."

"..."

After seven or eight rounds, the owner of the Internet cafe got tired and slapped the table and said: "Little fellow and young man, can you two fight like men?"

"man?"

"fighting?"

"I can probably see the cause of the matter very clearly. It's not something in the game. You can just go and solve it in the game, okay? I still have to do business here."
Chapter completed!