"Dear students! Have you missed me? Welcome to Jingnan University of Science and Technology's annual campus top ten singers competition! I am the host Ma Fengkuang, you can call me Brother Wasp, or Brother Crazy!!

!" A boy with an afro wearing a bright yellow leather jacket passionately stood on the stage and announced the curtain.

"Crazy brother! We love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~" the audience screamed under the stage.

"Yo yo, my name is Ma Kuang Feng, and I love you too. Let's get excited for the competition of the top ten singers, e on! The singer on stage tonight is very powerful, so strong that he can explode at any time! Yo yo, his name is Little Tornado, and the singer on his head is

Insert a green onion, like to sing a tornado at the critical moment. e on! Her name is heartthrob, she never eats pig's trotters, and her tried and tested poison will charm you. His name is... Let's have a blast together, applause is full of flowers

Don’t stop, yo yo, I’m calling Ma Crazy.”

The atmosphere at the scene was instantly ignited by a rap by the host Crazy Brother, and the introduction of the ten contestants on stage was also cleverly integrated into it.

"There are two skills in hosting skills! Why didn't I know there was such a fun place last year?" Cao Anna said to an audience member next to her.

"Are you talking to me? No, no, you don't know me, no, I don't know you." The audience next to him was wearing sunglasses and a mask. After that, he covered himself deeper with a hood.

"Lu Yinan, are you still angry about last night? I didn't mean to cause you to fail the exam. Besides, life is incomplete without failing the exam. I often fail the exam. Am I not living a good life?" Cao Anna

Said to the mask man.

"Ahem, you may have mistaken the wrong person."

"Believe it or not? I ran to the stage to tell everyone that the filthy man who sent random emails is here!" Cao Anna said excitedly.

"I'll leave now." Lu Yi rolled his eyes at Cao Anna.

"Hey, we won't be watching Miss Bai Ling's performance for a while? If you don't want to watch, let's leave now!" Cao Anna threatened.

"No, I won't leave! I'll surrender to you, okay?" Lu Yi surrendered.

"Tell me, do you listen to me?" Cao Anna asked.

"Do not listen……"

"Have you thought about it, do you want a fist as big as an iron sandbag, or do you want a bouquet of flowers that I have prepared for you to give to Miss Bai Ling later?"

"Flowers? Let me give them to Bai Ling?"

"Anyway, if you listen to me, I can help you chase Bai Ling. If you don't listen, I will greet your whole family with fists!" Cao Anna said arrogantly.

"Listen, listen, but will she like sending flowers?"

"Why don't you like it? Girls all like flowers, and tonight is the final of the top ten singers. If you give her flowers, first of all, it proves that you support her, and secondly, think about how honorable it is? I'm so happy.

I can agree to anything..." Cao Anna analyzed.

"It sounds very reasonable. I'll believe you for once, but don't act recklessly!" Lu Yi emphasized doubtfully.

"What did you say? I can't hear clearly! The singer is on stage! Come watch the show!" Cao Anna then screamed along with the sound of the audience.

"Let's invite our first singer, Xiao Xuanfeng Zhang Song, who comes from the law school and can not only play games, but also sing! The song he sang is "Dishes Like a Tornado"!"

Lu Yi didn't expect that Zhang Song, who had a "men's duel" with him in the Internet cafe yesterday, would actually participate in the singing competition. "His singing won't be as bad as the game, right?"

The lights were in place and the audience was silent. The male singer Zhang Song jumped onto the stage with a somersault, pulled off the gauze bandage on his head, picked up the microphone, and sang:

"Dishes are like a gust of wind

I'll leave as soon as the trick is over

dragging rhythm

It’s helpless to lose

After meeting you

My mouse is out of control

Operation is transforming

I've become too much

Go forward vigorously and vigorously

Baby on the brink of death

There are too many traps in my world

WuFailure comes too fast like a tornado

Can't live without the headshot, too late to escape

I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore

I don't I don't I can't

The great god moves too fast like a tornado

Without education, I have nowhere to hide

I don’t want to cheat anymore. I don’t want to cheat anymore.

I don’t, I don’t, I don’t want to cheat you again

Unknowingly you have educated me

Unknowingly, I recognized this master

After realizing it, I gave him another head.

Later I realized that I should kowtow properly

Go forward vigorously and vigorously

Baby on the verge of collapse

There are too few great gods in my world

Wu worship comes so fast like a tornado

I can't escape without your guidance

I can't eat anymore

I can't cheat anymore

I don't I don't I can't

Unconsciously you have forgiven me

Unknowingly, I recognized this master

Hindsight, hindsight, hindsight"

"Hahaha, isn't this the guy who was beaten over 40 to 0 in the Internet cafe PK during yesterday's live broadcast!" Someone from the audience shouted out, and the whole audience was amused and fell into joy.

"What is this song about? I didn't understand a word of the lyrics!" Lu Yi said.

Facing the mocking laughter of the audience, Zhang Song coughed twice and said: "I know that my singing is not good and I can't win the first place, but there are a few words I want to say to everyone here... First of all, a clarification

By the way, the mass mailing of insults to female classmates that has been discussed in the school for the past two days was actually sent by me using Lu Yi’s account and had nothing to do with him. Secondly, although it was a game, I did not regard it as a game. I lost.

Even though I lost, I have already apologized to you, classmate Lu Yi, I know you are here, please, can you teach me how to play the game?"

"Wow, wow, wow, is this a confession? I heard that boys playing games are just like girls playing house. It's so nakedly gay!" shouted the fujoshi in the audience.

"Brother, I really admire your courage!" Ma Kuangwen walked over and patted Zhang Song on the shoulder, preparing to take the microphone. Who knows, Zhang Song grabbed the microphone and said two more words: "Master, Master, I am serious.

Yes! This matter is settled like this...!"

Finally, with a little help from the security guards, the contestants who were apprenticed to the top ten singers in public were carried out and disappeared into the darkness.

At this time, there were two beautiful girls chatting in the player preparation area backstage.

"Haha, this person is quite interesting!" a girl said.

"Isn't that right? It turns out he was the one who sent the abusive emails two days ago. What a scoundrel! By the way, Junior Bai Ling, didn't you also receive the email?" asked another girl.

"No, I never read the emails boys send me." Bai Ling laughed.

"Senior Bai Ling, when will you appear? Have you finished putting on your makeup? We are all optimistic about you winning the championship!" the female contestant said again.

"I seem to be the last one, I have already put on makeup..." Bai Ling said, blushing a little.

"You are so beautiful. Your appearance makes me, my senior sister, envious and jealous. I regret that I am not a man..."

"Senior sister, it's time for you to play, you must work hard!" Bai Ling said like a well-behaved little girl.

"Now, let us invite the second contestant, Jiang Mudan from the School of Vocal Music, to bring a song "The Song of Mudanjiang" and let the river wash your ears!"

…………

…………

"It's so boring. None of the others can sing as energetically as your apprentice!" Cao Anna sighed.

"Who accepts him as his disciple? I don't

I love playing games, and I don’t know how to teach others how to play games." Lu Yi explained.

"What, you can't learn it...why do you say you don't like playing games? Yesterday I saw on the live broadcast that you are very good at playing games, especially the blind sniper and the pistol."

"I don't know if I play well, but even if I play well, it doesn't mean I like it. I don't like it, I even hate that game!"
To be continued...