Chapter 047: Pissing Your Face All Over Your Body
The fat guy said while slapping his mouth: "If my ancestor is gone, my mother-in-law may not live for more than a year. Don't you know how the skin on my mother-in-law's legs has festered? Don't you want to wait for her to wake up?
Now, let’s apply the best medicine in the world to her, so that not only can her skin return to normal, but she can also slowly grow a pair of legs!”
Yuan Wense took a deep breath: "You won't lie to me!"
The little fat boy raised his head and said sincerely: "Of course I won't lie to you, my ancestor. You will eventually become the greatest legend in the interstellar. No one will dare to lie to you if I lie to you!"
Yuan Wense snorted in her heart, it would be weird if she didn't lie! But even if there is a little hope, she is willing to go all out to treat her mother well!
"Okay, you are my grandson. If I don't believe you, who do you believe? I will try my best to complete the task later. You, please be more patient."
"What are you talking about! You are my ancestor! I should be filial to you! I don't have enough reward points to visit my ancestors often. This time I will give my ancestors the Eye of Truth!"
The little fat boy took out a card. On the white front was an eye, a charming and passionate peach blossom eye. The crystal clear eye was like a brilliant galaxy, full of mystery and depth. On the other side was the galaxy of the universe.
Circles of colorful planets surround a light blue star.
Yuan Wense took it over: "Eye of Reality? What is it!?"
The little fat boy smiled and said: "This is the primary Eye of Truth. The things it can see are very limited, but it is a magic weapon that can grow. If it rises to a certain level, it will be a very valuable treasure! It's just
First-time users may experience some side effects!”
Yuan Wense said suspiciously: "What side effects!"
The little fat boy looked around and said to him: "Hey, my time is up, I'm leaving first, killing my ancestors!"
Yuan Wense rushed over, hugged the little fat boy's waist, and directly touched the little fat boy's arm with her mouth. She turned her face and let the arm slide over her face, and opened her mouth and said: "Don't go! Don't go!"
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Lao Shi was so pestered by Fujin that he groaned anxiously: "Let go, if you keep doing this, I'm going to piss on your face!"
When Yuan Wense heard Lao Shi's words, she shuddered. When she opened her eyes, she saw the horrifying sight in front of her...
That heavy cannon was pointed at her face, it looked extremely ugly and terrifying!
"Ah..." A scream pierced the clouds and mist!
Old Eleven was clever, turned over and pressed Yuan Wense down, covering her mouth with one hand: "Ancestor, stop screaming! You want to attract people!"
The smooth weapon directly hit the skin on Yuan Wense's belly, and the slippery feeling...well...
Yuan Wense stared and mouthed...
There were palace maids outside eager to knock on the door: "Master, Master!"
The old man said: "Which of you is having a nightmare outside? What is the ghost's name? What time is it? You still can't rest in peace! Get out of here!"
The group of maids immediately shut up and became silent.
Lao Shi is also a natural master of crisis management. If this matter really gets out tomorrow, it must be the nightmare of a palace daughter in Lao Shi's house. Anyway, there is nothing to do without the masters!
Lao Shi begged in a low voice: "Ancestor, are you okay? Stop screaming."
His own Fujin has such a good voice! He has never heard of a second woman with such a loud voice!
Yuan Wense nodded.
Lao Shi let go.
Chapter completed!