Chapter 012 The Most Embarrassing In History
"What's wrong?" Chu Qiuyu asked.
"No, it's okay." Fang Ganlin forced a smile, took a step, but took another breath and stopped.
"Twisted to the feet?"
"No, no. I can handle this myself. Qiuyu, you can take the lead. I will go back by myself after I finish it." Fang Ganlin said.
Chu Qiuyu looked at him curiously: "You are really okay? I have learned some bone correction techniques. If you sprain your foot, if you don't handle it well, it will be troublesome to leave any troubles."
Fang Ganlin said awkwardly: "That, no, it's just a little bit of skin injury."
"Skin injury?" Chu Qiuyu felt very strange: "Even skin injury will not make your face turn white? Is there any hidden injuries on you? Do you want to call 120?"
Fang Ganlin said awkwardly: "It's not an internal injury, it's just a little bit of external injuries. The place where it was pinched was a little wrong."
Chu Qiuyu was stunned, and Fang Ganlin said again: "That's that little girl... Oh, it's Xiao Zhao. I snatched my toothbrush. I was taking a shower, so I hurriedly rinsed it with cold water, put on a random pair of pants and took a piece of clothes and chased it out. Uh, I didn't wear a belt, nor did I wear underwear..."
Chu Qiuyu subconsciously glanced at Fang Ganlin's pants and found that the male trousers were zippered.
For a moment, she realized something was probably going on, and her pretty face suddenly turned red.
"Uh, you can take a step first. I'll handle this myself, and it'll be fine in a while." Fang Ganlin said in a low voice. He was really worried that Chu Qiuyu would suddenly kick him because of anger and shame. That would be a bad thing.
Chu Qiuyu was also a little panicked by the sudden emergence of embarrassment, and felt embarrassed, and said casually: "Then you deal with it yourself first, I, I'll leave first."
I walked towards the alley quickly and realized it when I walked around the alley. What I said just now seemed a bit inappropriate, so I subconsciously stopped and looked back in the direction of Fang Ganlin.
The conscience of heaven and earth was not about to go back and explain something, nor did she intend to see something, but she just realized that what she said was inappropriate and acted subconsciously.
But after looking back, I happened to see a scene that made her unable to calm down. Fang Ganlin was quickly untiing her pants and twisting her mouth, pulling her pants open and looking inside, and was still blowing, and muttering: "Hiss, I've been swollen. Fortunately, I just clamped the skin in front, so there should be no problem?"
As he said that, Fang Ganlin glanced at something from the corner of his eyes. When he subconsciously raised his head, he saw Chu Qiuyu looking at him at the entrance of the alley.
For a moment, both of them turned red.
Chu Qiuyu was at a loss and left quickly. He accidentally staggered and fled in a panic.
Fang Ganlin was stunned and stood there with his pants in his arms. After a while, he came to his senses: "It's over, I'm famous in this life... I just now seemed to have a good impression of the white and rich beauty, but now it's all ruined."
Fang Ganlin lowered his head depressedly, looked at the things in his crotch, and sighed slightly: "Brother, you are so unscrupulous. You won't clamp it sooner or later, why are you stuck at this time? How can I have the attitude to meet someone in the future?"
At this time, at the entrance of the alley, a middle-aged woman was passing by with a little boy. She just looked at this side and was stunned.
"Bah, lunatic." The middle-aged woman blushed and she hurriedly left with the little boy.
Fang Ganlin was stunned and stunned for a moment. He quickly zipped his pants and zipped up again. With a feeling of depression, he lowered his head and went home.
I don’t know if it is “whether the best is coming”. That night, at midnight, the rain stopped, the clouds disperse, and the moon emerged.
There is no mess of air and dust, and you can still see the moon at night in the city.
A place far away from the city center, the bright moon after the rain is clear, and the moonlight is no worse than that of the Jiao Town, and it is even better than the Jiao Town.
Fang Ganlin got up in the middle of the night and put out the toothbrush.
The long-lost moonlight was sucked into the toothbrush, and part of his consciousness occupied the toothbrush, and was washed by the strange and wonderful force of the moon, which was so comfortable that it was hard to describe.
The second day, the third day, for several consecutive days, it was drizzling during the day, and the moon appeared again at night. The toothbrush sucked more and more moons, and a grain of light that was smaller than the rice grains had condensed inside the toothbrush.
That night, this thing that was suspected to be an inner alchemy suddenly shrank to the size of a needle tip, and then suddenly rose, scattering the overflowing force of the moonlight, filling the entire toothbrush.
In an instant, the whole toothbrush vibrated violently, and the power of the moonlight inside completely dispersed.
But at this time, Fang Ganlin was surprised to find that the "visual" of the toothbrush had expanded. Before, you could see something within a radius of nearly two meters, and now you can see more than two meters away.
Moreover, the ability of "infrared visualization" has been enhanced, and the ability of perspective has also been enhanced.
The toothbrush was placed on the roof. Now, through his consciousness, he could "see" the grains of sand and a corner of a pebble inside the cement layer of the floor with a centimeter deep.
"Has the perspective capability been enhanced? The toothbrush really 'evolved'?" Fang Ganlin quickly climbed up to the top of the stairs and took off the toothbrush to study.
In the past, toothbrushes could only "see through" a few layers of thin paper-thickness, but they had to be very close to see through. Now, even if they were 80 cm apart, they could still "see through". Moreover, if they were placed closer, they could even see through things that were blocked by more than one centimeter of thick objects.
Fang Ganlin used a thick black plastic piece to cover a picture of a beautiful woman in the second dimension swimsuit, and put the toothbrush thirty centimeters away, so he could see the appearance of the beautiful woman in the swimsuit.
However, if the toothbrush is fifty centimeters away, the perspective level is only seven or eight millimeters, so it cannot see through one centimeter. Moreover, the picture I saw is a little red and mixed with infrared rays. If the toothbrush is eighty centimeters away, there is no way to "see through" anymore.
Put the toothbrush in a completely dark place, and everything around can be seen, but it is all red. Even if you cover the toothbrush with a black thing, you can still see the surrounding things clearly.
"What a treasure. I wonder what it will evolve into one day?" Fang Ganlin tossed and turned the toothbrush and tried its perspective ability.
"However, the light particles in the toothbrush have completely disappeared and will not lose their evolutionary ability, right?"
Fang Ganlin was a little worried, so he put the toothbrush on the roof, but his worries were unnecessary. The toothbrush continued to absorb the essence of moonlight and continued to condense a small particle of light.
Two days later, the moon I saw at night at home in the city became a little darker again. Fang Ganlin went outside and bought a fish tank made of crystal glass. He took the bus to Jiaozhen and placed the fish tank on the roof. At night, he put the toothbrush into the fish tank, covered it with a piece of glass, and then pressed it with heavy objects.
The moonlight shines into the toothbrush, and the moon is sucked into the toothbrush, almost unhindered by the glass.
At midnight, the cat in the suburbs came indeed.
However, the cat just had no choice but to use the fish tank, and he couldn't get a toothbrush no matter how he wandered outside.
Fang Ganlin looked at the cat and was so happy that he was about to grin: "Little girl, fight me?"
However, he seemed to be a little too early. The next night, the cat changed its strategy. He didn't know where it brought a sock. Judging from the shape, it seemed that there were a lot of small stones inside, and it could be bitten and dragged to the fish tank.
Fang Ganlin was surprised: "A cat can do this trick? Will it want to learn Sima Guang?"
In an instant, he got up from the bed and ran to the roof to chase the cat.
After dawn, Fang Ganlin ran to ask the landlord who had a dog nearby.
The landlord said, "I don't allow dogs to be raised here, so don't think about bringing the dog back."
Fang Ganlin said depressedly: "Then why are there cats wandering around on the roof of your building here?"
The landlord said: "The cat just walks around there, but it didn't make you sleep. What should you do?"
"Some time ago, there were two cats struggling on it."
"Don't worry, I won't be troubled anymore. Those two cats were caught by Lao Yuan and the others on the street next door a few days ago. Alas, it's a pity that I thought I could have a meal of cat meat."
Fang Ganlin is so embarrassing.
Chapter completed!