Chapter one hundred and eighty escape
"No matter whether you are having diarrhea or not, everyone is tied up. If you want to have diarrhea or are having diarrhea, you will tie them up first. If you want to have diarrhea, you will hold it in your crotch. You have already been thrusting for six or seven times, and your stomach is so stocky!" Yun Qing said with an angrily smile. Even though he was usually silent, he couldn't help but break his mouth. The main reason is that the current situation is too embarrassing and rare.
Since the commander was the most important thing to start speaking, the people from the Star Fire Secret Camp naturally executed immediately. At this moment, people from the other four departments had already come here, but they also brought back a bandit from outside. Judging from their clothes and materials, they seemed to be a leader-level figure.
"What's going on?" Yun Qing asked in confusion.
Kang Kui first grinned and laughed a few times, then said in a muffled voice: "There is a secret passage in this mountain village that can directly lead to the dense forest outside. It's just a coincidence that the exit of this secret passage happened to be in the dense forest on the east side of the mountain village. When this bandit came out from the exit of the secret passage, it happened to be surrounded by our Lianzhen tribe. When he came out, he had a smile on his face at first. When he saw himself surrounded by a circle of people holding a knife, his dull expression was so funny! Hahahaha..."
Kang Kui said as he said that, he started laughing wildly. Yun Qing saw him laughing for a long time and had not stopped. In the end, there was no choice but to cough. Kang Kui stopped and said, "Captain Yun, this person is not the leader of the bandit. He has a certain leader. His legs and feet are already like this. He is actually carrying a bag of gold ingots. He is really dead to the point of death and wants to bring money. It's really human-made money..."
"Tell me, who is this person?" Yun Qing raised his scabbard and asked, pointing to the first bandit to surrender.
The thief was startled by Yun Qing's actions and said in a trembling voice: "He...he is our...big...big leader!" After that, the big leader glared fiercely, lowered his head in fear and dared not look directly.
The leader of the bandit was glaring at the little brother who had betrayed him so quickly, but he was immediately slapped by Kang Kui on the back of his head. He had already had diarrhea and had already exhausted his body. He was carrying such a heavy gold ingot on his back. He crawled in the secret passage that was not wide and could only crawl forward for so long. He had no strength anymore. He was slapped by Kang Kui and stumbled forward a few times, and fell down in front of Yun Qing.
However, the fall also brought a scent of extremely foul smell. Yun Qing glanced at the bandit leader who was lying not far from his feet. Sure enough, the position on his butt and trouser legs were covered with shit.
Yun Qing frowned slightly and asked Kang Kui: "Why, you didn't give him time to shit, but he was pulled in his crotch?"
"How can it be?" Kang Kui curled his lips and said loudly: "He had already pulled it into his crotch when he crawled out of the tunnel. If he hadn't gotten the floor and the smell was not very heavy, I would have thought this tunnel was dug from the cottage?"
The bandit leader was lying on the ground at this time. On the one hand, it was because his hands and feet were tied up and was now inconvenient to be slapped on the ground. On the other hand, he was indeed embarrassed and embarrassed. He thought that he was the leader of the bandit in the Soul-Slaying Mountain, Qiu Tiansha, known as the "Blood-handed Mad Sword", was watched by so many people, discussing the fact that he was shitting and pulling his crotch. If he wore this matter today, how could he be in the world in the future? It was so embarrassing that he was thrown to his grandma's house.
It would be better to be killed by them with a knife. However, Qiu Tiansha thought in his heart and began to complain again. He remembered that when he was crawling in the secret passage before, he suddenly felt his anus contracting. In order to escape, he bet that it was just a fart, but he didn't expect that the loss was so bad that he jumped out not the fart, but the surging shit. Later, he wanted to control it so that he couldn't stop, and the whole crotch was sprayed out.
My lifelong reputation disappeared with this spray. The more I thought about it, the more I felt sad. My majestic "Blood-handed Knife" could only be called "Shi like the crotch" by those who cancelled me! With a "puff", Qiu Tiansha clenched his fists and smashed it hard on the snow. However, because he was pulled, he was just a soft little fist and hammered it shyly on the snow, making a slight sound.
Yun Qing asked someone to help the bandit leader up, and used a sword sheath to push the bandit leader's head against his chin, and asked, "What's the name?"
The bandit leader turned around, spitted, and said viciously: "A real man will die if he dies. Don't even think about asking me what's out of my mouth!"
Yun Qing chuckled: "Haha, you are the only one? She is so shit in her crotch, and she is so embarrassed to say that she is a real man!"
Because the situation in the village here has been completely controlled, Gongye Yuanzhou returned to the temporary camp in the secret camp and invited the military advisor to come. Military advisor Wang Zhiyuan was old after all, and he could no longer rush to the front line like those of them, such as young and strong people. At present, Wang Zhiyuan was in the temporary camp to analyze and plan according to the situation of the early investigation.
"It's you!" Gongye Yuanzhou saw the bandit leader as soon as he came over. At this time, he gritted his teeth and exclaimed. As a survivor who was ambushed at the time, he killed this person.
The bandit leader of Xiao Liuzi and others was deeply impressed. Although the bandit was wearing a mask at that time, Gongye Yuanzhou still recognized it at a glance.
The bandit leader Qiu Tiansha obviously recognized Gongye Yuanzhou. After all, the other party caused huge casualties to the bandits in the Soul Mountain that day. The key is that they retreated only after failure. Unexpectedly, everything today was the retribution of the previous sneak attack. As soon as he thought of this, Qiu Tiansha began to resent Shen Yan. It was this playboy who gave him 10,000 taels of silver and said that he was just robbing a poor scholar's restaurant convoy with no background. At that time, he was obsessed with greed and did not think about it. If it was really that simple, wouldn't he have received this ten thousand taels of silver for nothing? Obviously, Shen Yan was willing to give himself such a high reward because he had already known the tricky things at that time and the possible consequences of the subsequent events.
Qiu Tiansha shook his head secretly, hating Shen Yan for having dared to deceive him, and remembering that Shen Yan had sent a letter a few days ago, and asked them to kill the man who was Cao Yi. This time he offered 30,000 taels of silver. He also agreed, thinking that he would have a good New Year first. When the Lantern Festival was in full swing, the whole city of Jiangning was full of lively. When people came and went, they sneaked in and found an opportunity to kill the weak scholar. However, they didn't expect that the entire scholar named Cao Yi was obviously not a simple character.
It was so cruel that on New Year's Eve, a total of hundreds of people kicked the Soul-Sheng Mountain that he had worked hard to manage for several years. The so-called laymen watched the fun and the experts looked at the tricks. They started to get out of the secret passage and were bound by them to the short journey from the secret passage to the mountain village. This wave of people showed unparalleled discipline and execution. The kind of rapid progress that still maintained a square array, and the orders that could go and stop and follow the orders and bans were deeply shocked. What is this not an army? In his impression, this is even more combat-effective than the wing army in Jiangning City.
The more I thought of this, the more hatred he had towards Chen Yan. He did not do anything, and insisted on provoking such a powerful person, which made him a prisoner. According to the last time he killed a few people in the convoy attacking them, this time it seemed that he would not have a good end, so he had no chance to trouble Chen Yan again. So he gritted his teeth and said, "I confess! The things I said before were all done by Chen Yan, the third son of the Shen family, and I also kept the letters he wrote to me. You can find them for you and give you all the money, just ask you to give me some fun! But, I beg you not to let Chen Yan go! Everything I have said today is thanks to him!"
Chapter completed!