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6, men are not good things(1/2)

"Bang!"

Before the sword is properly matched, it is already in the world.

Fat girl, can you take some snacks?

Chen Tianhao's first alchemy project was turned into ashes in a crisp explosion.

Silently clean the alchemy furnace, remove all the medicinal residue, and then wash the alchemy furnace with warm water.

I didn't realize it, but this fat girl is quite attentive.

Add Bupleurum, no, it is Menstrual Grass.

The alchemy furnace rotated gently. Chen Tianhao looked at the three trembling herbs and squeezed out a smile that no one could see.

"Baby, can you listen to my brother sing a song to you?"

shameless!

"Bang!"

Sometimes, being confused is a kind of helplessness.

Chen Tianhao didn't understand. It seemed that Dan Yunzi had used this alchemy furnace to refine elixirs. Why did these herbs become disobedient when it came to him?

Well, that's right. The little girl took her time and rewashed and warmed the furnace.

The herbs were put into the alchemy furnace, and Chen Tianhao quickly started singing.

"I came from the mountains and brought orchids and grass, blah blah blah, blah blah blah..."

effective!

Seeing the swaying grass blades slowly turning into juice, Chen Tianhao's heart almost jumped out of excitement.

pretty!

A drop of light green juice the size of a finger was suspended in the middle of the alchemy furnace, translucent and crystal clear.

This is what it feels like to make alchemy!

As if sensing that the menstrual grass had been refined, the fat girl danced her fat arms excitedly, making Chen Tianhao afraid that he would knock the alchemy furnace down.

Next, let’s add ginseng. What song should we sing?

Got it!

The moment the medicinal ingredients were put in, singing started.

"The road of life is long and windy..."

"Bang!"

In life, you never know which one, accident or surprise, will come first.

Fat girl, what you just put in was Pinellia ternata, did you know?

Well, if you don’t cherish the opportunity yourself, how can I help you?

"Buzz!"

The alchemy furnace turned into the size of a palm and fell on the palm of her hand. The fat girl stood up, packed the alchemy furnace in a small cloth bag, hung it on her waist, turned around and left coolly.

Unfortunately, Chen Tianhao originally thought that he could continue to live in that indescribable place.

Bumping, just when Chen Tianhao was drowsy, his footsteps finally stopped.

"Master, I'm back."

I have to lament that when you can't see the face or figure and only listen to the voice, there won't be a big difference between dinosaurs and beautiful women.

At this time, to Chen Tianhao's ears, the sound sounded very pleasant. It could be described as something like the soft sound of an empty valley, or the first call of an oriole.

"How was your study of alchemy today?"

Madam Kill-all!

Inexplicably, this kind and majestic middle-aged female voice made such an image appear in Chen Tianhao's mind.

"Back to Master, Dan Yunzi taught us how to make menstrual pills today, but I was too stupid to make them."

Finally seeing the light of day again, the alchemy furnace was taken out, and the fat girl took out a piece of silk cloth and wiped it carefully.

This is a small bamboo building with a very elegant environment and elegant surroundings.

There was a stone table, and across from it was an old Taoist nun with a skinny face.

Well, it looks kinder than extinction.

"The most important thing in cultivation is concentration. Your qualifications are average, so don't distract your energy. Don't learn alchemy."

No!

This old nun, ah no, what the old Taoist nun said makes no sense...

Chen Tianhao was shocked. Could it be that his alchemy plan has become a failure? I am going to reach the peak of my life by relying on alchemy, alchemy furnace!

"Master, I will definitely learn how to make elixirs and then cure your body."

The fat girl’s firm words were like the sounds of nature.

It's a pity that I don't have arms, otherwise I would definitely give you a big hug.

It's not big and can't be held.

"Okay, okay, whatever you want."

The old Taoist nun looked at the fat girl fondly, then waved her hand and said: "You are hungry, let's have dinner."

"Okay!"

The fat girl ran behind the bamboo building at a speed that did not match her figure, causing a strong wind.

Wow, steamed fish, braised chicken, elbow!

Chen Tianhao looked at the table full of hard dishes and could only drool into his stomach.

How long has it been since you smelled oil star?

It turns out that this fat girl got it from eating.

With such food, Xuanzong's treatment is not bad.

It’s just that there were so many dishes and I didn’t see any other disciples.

No, just the master and the apprentice can eat it, right?

What a luxury!

Chen Tianhao somewhat understood why before time travel, there were so many foodie anchors on the Internet who would live broadcast themselves eating every day, and then there would be a bunch of people following them.

Look, Dutma is so enjoyable!

Elbow, stuffed, roasted chicken, stuffed, braised fish, stuffed with thorns.

Seeing the fat girl feasting happily, Chen Tianhao could only envy him, and then secretly swore that when I succeed in my practice, I will eat one roast suckling pig every day. No, two.

"What? There are so many left?"

For a quarter of an hour, the fat girl holding her belly could no longer stand up. The old Taoist nun opposite who only moved her chopsticks a few times frowned.

"Master, I, I really can't eat anymore."

It was a lot to eat, the elbow was all eaten, and the fish was only half left. Chen Tianhao was already secretly impressed by his fighting ability.

"Snapped!"

The old Taoist nun made a serious face and slapped her chopsticks on the table.

"eat!"

With tears in her eyes, the fat girl straightened her waist, gritted her teeth, picked up the bamboo chopsticks, and put a large piece of fish into the bowl.

Alas, life is so helpless.

Fat girl, you just gave me that infinite wonderful enjoyment, and now you want to take it back immediately.

Chen Tianhao watched sympathetically as the fat girl took one bite after another with great difficulty, finishing off the food that no longer felt delicious.

Tears finally fell down in big drops.

Hey, do you hate her?

"Do you hate being a teacher?"

The old Taoist nun let out a long sigh, looked at the fat girl who was crying and asked softly.

"No, uh, how could I uh, hate Master?"

The answer was not against his will, but Chen Tianhao looked aggrieved. Is this fat girl forced to be fat by her master?

This is simply more inhumane than the way Extinction treats Zhou Zhiruo.

By the way, if Mie Mie had used this trick back then, wouldn't the carefree Zhang Wuji have fallen in love with Zhou Zhiruo, who was as fat as a pig?
To be continued...
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