280. Shower
Liu Bei carefully counted what Liu Chan had done these days, and it was all stuff that was holding back. Fortunately, the little bit of foundation that Liu Bei had broken into was not destroyed by Liu Chan. It's hard to say that Liu Chan was a prodigal, but he was a naughty kid.
He definitely didn't run away, and looked at Liu Chan without paying attention. Liu Bei was furious,
"Adou, put away your playful smile. Yizhou is suffering from internal and external troubles. There are Zhang Lu in front of you and Nanman in the back. You are all relying on the talents here. You are a stupid boy with no knowledge and skills. Let you be close to everyone. As a father,
For your own good, don’t be ignorant and sensible. You will spend the whole day surrounded by women and do nothing serious. Tell me, whether it is to lead the army and train troops, prepare food and equipment, or defend the enemy and advance, how can you compare with those here?
Generals or what are you engaged in?"
Liu Bei resorted to provoking the generals. His original intention was to harm Liu Chan, and to praise Yizhou's civil servants and generals to win over a wave of people. Unfortunately, Liu Bei didn't like to hear what Liu Bei said. Who wants to be pointed in the nose and ridiculed, which would cause great harm.
Special damage?
Except for the older people here, Liu Chan really doesn’t see any great talents or strategies. Liu Chan is young and needs guidance. It’s not Liu Bei who leads everyone to point out. Especially Zhang Song, who is so uglier than Pang Tong.
It was still unsightly. In Liu Chan's eyes, Zhang Song was not worthy of carrying his shoes. Even if Fa Zheng, a filial and upright man with a shaved head and a monk like an eminent monk, Liu Chan didn't think Fa Zheng was qualified to come.
Compare yourself to yourself.
In this day and age, when someone wakes up to hold the power of the world and is drunk in the lap of a beautiful woman, who wants to be a bald monk, immersed in tedious chores all day long? The three views of Fa Zheng are already distorted. The warm fragrance is like jade,
Doesn't it smell good when you fall into your arms and dream about it? Others don't have the chance, so they naturally don't know the beauty of it. Liu Chan only has two words: It smells so good!
I wish that the more beauties there are, the better. If I can’t arrange the backyard at home, I’ll build a few more plots of land. The thing about hiding beauties in a golden house is that there is no shortage of beauties. There is no shortage of one or two small courtyards.
"Dad, just tell me. Is it because the Nanman invaded and the Nanman people came over? Or is Zhang Lu and Zhang Gongqi of the Five Pecks of Rice Sect causing trouble again? I have met this old man Zhang Lu on the road before and he has already beaten him up.
Zhang Lu has been beaten for a while. If Zhang Lu still dares to show up, I will hammer him for my father. I will definitely hammer Zhang Lu to death. Let Zhang Lu take the five buckets of rice to teach me to go down there and have the dream of Spring and Autumn. Really, dad, if you don’t believe it, you can ask Ning
Son, Zhang Ning and I got together because of beating up Zhang Lu." Liu Chan is much more heroic than Liu Bei. He raises his glass and drinks a full drink. Sometimes if you blindly show weakness, people will think you are really weak. In Liu Chan's case,
In his eyes, in a remote place like Yizhou, which is different from Jingzhou, it should be more forceful. Anyone who dares to find trouble will be beaten directly and run around with his head in his hands, or even kneel down with a runny nose and beg for mercy, shouting daddy, Liu Chan versus Liu Bei
I admire the excellent crying scene, but Liu Bei doesn't know how to adapt and can only cry wherever he goes. This is difficult to handle. "Dad, uncles, I won't talk about the rest. They are all in the wine, just Yizhou."
With this small piece of work, everyone worked together to move Yizhou up, and it was prosperous. When my father thought the time was right, he sent his troops out of Hanzhong, cooperated with Jingzhou, and added my uncle, Sun Quan, to find my father-in-law, Cao Cao.
Borrow some territory and capture a few counties and cities. It won't be a problem. Then we will have food and drink, and everyone's share is indispensable. Come! I'll do it first!"
Sure enough, when Liu Chan said this, everyone had different expressions. Some people did not expect Liu Chan to be so generous. As soon as he arrived in Yizhou, he first dealt with Zhang Lu and beat him to the point where he had to flee with five measures of rice. Listening to Liu Chan's tone, they seemed dissatisfied.
Taking the Nanbarbarians into consideration, Yizhou’s troubles with the Nanbarbarians did not come overnight. They are hard to eliminate and are deep-rooted.
Liu Bei's temper was aroused by Liu Chan. Adou is a naughty kid. He drinks as much as he wants. Is it so difficult to say a few nice words and compliment the civil servants and generals here? Is it so hard to imitate Zhang Fei and brag? I dare to love Liu Chan here. Zhang
Lu and Nanman are not worth mentioning. Even Cao Cao and Sun Quan can't control you?
These words were too arrogant, and he was not afraid of the strong wind, and his tongue flashed. Liu Bei was really embarrassed for Liu Chan. Liu Chan's knowledge and achievements were far from enough. He followed other people's advice and underestimated the heroes of the world. He was so careless.
A Dou has to do somersaults. Like Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin of Soochow, he was elegant and well-educated, but because he despised his opponent, he was so angry that he was bedridden, like a salted fish, unable to turn over.
Liu Bei was afraid that Liu Chan would follow in the footsteps of Zhou Yu and be arrogant. He was also worried that Liu Chan, like Cao Cao, would be indulgent and indulgent and only know how to enjoy himself. Sooner or later, he would cheat his father.
"Adou, sit down quickly. It's not your turn to speak here. Things in Yizhou are complicated and the situation is serious. You, a naughty kid, can't see through it and resolve it easily. Xiu'er, listen to daddy.
Yes, sit down quickly and stop showing off. If you keep showing off, my father's scalp will get pimpled."
Liu Bei was so embarrassed. Originally, today's banquet was to repair the relationship between them. He had just killed Liu Zhang and occupied Liu Zhang's Yizhou. Facing the civil servants and generals in Yizhou, Liu Bei felt a little guilty. Liu Bei was good at listening and wanted to persuade him to drink.
After drinking a glass of hot wine and listening to the civil servants and generals of Yizhou bragging, Liu Bei could logically entrust the affairs of Yizhou to Fazheng, Yan Yan and others. However, Liu Chan disrupted Liu Bei's rhythm and asked Liu Chan to brag.
After going down, the wine tasted bad. Liu Bei organized a dinner party to invite people to listen to his son bragging. Liu Bei wanted to ask for help and asked people to work for Liu Bei. It would be difficult. What if someone said that Liu was the envoy?
Jun's son is so awesome that there is no need for them to go to battle to help. Liu Bei can't even get down the stairs.
"Fellow counselors and generals, you are all the pillars of Yizhou. What Quan Zi said just now is just a joke. Just listen to it. Zhang Lu is as cunning as a fox, and the southern barbarians are like wolves, with a tiger's gaze. These people want to annex Yizhou and start a war.
, Those who harm the people are like dog-skin plasters, difficult to deal with. I still want to hear the opinions of all the talents. If possible, I will make a decision on the spot and appoint you to be in charge of everything in Yizhou. The rules should be followed as they are before. Everyone.
Harmony brings wealth. Xiaozhi, Yongnian, General Yan, General Zhang, you guys can talk about it first."
Liu Bei's words kill three birds with one stone. The same two problems that Liu Zhang threw to Liu Bei were the same. There was a wolf in front and a tiger in the back. If these two things can be solved, Yizhou will be stable. Liu Bei is determined to fight against thieves, and
Cao Cao went against it, but he had no intention of staying in Yizhou. As for the Nanman and Zhang Lu affairs, he just wanted to cut off the mess quickly. After the matter was settled, he would leave Yizhou to the management of local snakes like Fazheng. As long as there was no chaos in Yizhou, he would provide endless supplies.
Chapter completed!