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204. Soy sauce poetry

Liu Chan can't change the background of Cao Jie, Sun Shangxiang and other beauties. It doesn't matter to Liu Chan whether they were born in Cao Cao's family or Sun Quan's family. As long as they remember their current status and are already Liu Chan's wives, all this matters.

That's enough. As for conquering the world, what's the point of relying on women? "Xiaojiejie, you are just too gentle. When dealing with men, sometimes you have to use force and rub more to create sparks. Only then can the other party be convinced and softened. We are here.

The attack on the city is good, but you must try your best to imitate my father and convince others with virtue. You must first reason with your younger brothers. If they don't listen to me, then beat them up. Then you will be honest. Xiao Jie Jie, Xiao Xianxian, Xiao Huahua, Xiao

Princess, you all stand back and let me see what I am capable of, I am sure it will surprise you."

The body color of the Cao sisters is slightly sallow, and they are not as good as girls from the south of the Yangtze River, such as Xiao Qiao and Bu Lianshi. However, the girls from the north have their own advantages. A figure like Cao Jie can kill everyone in an instant, especially those legs that can make

Liu Chan played for a year.

Cao Zhi was anxious. How could the Cao sisters, who were surrounded by stars, let Liu Chan play and ask for anything. As the son of the prime minister, Cao Zhi was not treated like Liu Chan. Beautiful women were around his knees and in his arms.

"Traitor, let go of my sister and let me come... to rescue my sisters and the group of beauties around you. They look like women from good families. Let me release them all and send them to the city. They are so beautiful and peerless.

Such a beautiful woman, standing next to you is such a waste of natural resources, how do you know how to cherish it? I advise you to capture her as soon as possible, otherwise my pen will drop like a knife and you will be infamy for thousands of years." Cao Zhi took out a big wolf hair from his arms.

I spit a few times, wiped it with my sleeve, spread my sleeve placket on the battlements, and started to write. The pen moved like a snake, and in a short time, I had a soy sauce poem, which attracted the guards of Jiangling City.

Cheers loudly, Cao Zhi, the second son of the Cao family, is talented and poetic, just like a literary star descending to earth, "Come with the pen! I will teach you a lesson today, let you understand what it means to be proud and what it means to be a scholar. Tremble! See how I will write you to death.

, you are a wretched man. You have raised the male-to-female ratio between husband and wife by yourself, and I am so angry with you. Listen: You are a flower-picking thief in Jiangling, and there are dozens of women around you, all of them beautiful, why don't you let me do it."

"My lord, let the last general go out into battle and kill Cao Cao, this rebellious son, for how dare he insult my lord and slander my lord's reputation."

"My lord, I don't know a lot of Chinese characters, but I can tell that this guy is scolding you. Why are you still laughing?"

"Apart from the nondescript nature of this poem, it is really appropriate. I, Taishi Ci, really want to pierce this guy with a halberd and see if his brain is damaged."

"That's right, you still want him to come? It's ridiculous. Who doesn't want to come? The question is, will his little arms and legs get his turn?"

...

There was a flurry of flattery in Jiangling City, and Liu Chan's subordinates, such as Huang Zhong, Taishi Ci and Wei Yan, also began to question, muttering and cursing Cao Zhi, who wanted to covet Liu Chan's women, and wanted to eat them.

Liu Chan smiled. Cao Jie was right. Cao Zhi was a nerd. He was too bookish. Even when he cursed people, he resorted to circumlocution. He didn't dare to curse like a reckless man.

Cao Zhi had scruples and thought he was one of the Seven Sons of Jian'an, but Liu Chan didn't. Besides, in terms of soy sauce poetry, Cao Zhi was really a younger brother, far from it.

"Cao Zijian, are you a tease sent by the monkey? Do you also want my young master's woman? Go to your father or your mother to give birth to you. For people like you who go to the latrine after reading books,

Normally, I would be too lazy to talk to you for fear of getting stinky, but today you are in bad luck. If you insist on bumping into me, I will have no choice but to take action on you. Just talk, right? Use poetry.

You're blaming people, right? You're in trouble, I'm going to make you cry." "You are the Seventh Jian'an Master. With your level, you are not qualified to serve as a cook for me, or pour tuberose, and you don't dare to do it.

Are you deceiving me in front of my young master with a sordid poem? You deserve to be ruined today. Let’s see how this young master suppresses you. Listen up.”

"A goose in the city wants to eat a beautiful pigeon. Who knows that its beak is long but its arms and legs are short underneath."

"In ancient times there were greedy snakes, but now Zijian is lustful. He drooled on the battlements and dared not hold up the walls."

"The beauty stood in front of her, smiling coquettishly and squeezing her waist and shoulders. The young master was in meditation, and the young master was shy."

"The thief Cao has a son, but he doesn't teach him how to pick flowers. Once the veil is lifted, the whole place will be filled with laughter."

Liu Chan was not a great scholar and could not learn from Cai Yong or Zhuge Liang, but he could write a few soy sauce poems and slap Cao Zhi in the face. Cao Zhi's talent was only one fight, not as good as Liu Chan's eight fights.

, to crush Cao Zhi, Liu Chan didn't even have to think about it. He just raised his hands and touched his feet, and beat Cao Zhi until his face was as black as Cao Cao's, his chest was depressed, and he couldn't even breathe.

"Ah, husband, you are so handsome. The slave family thought that the husband was strong and brave in the backyard of the house. Unexpectedly, the husband was also very powerful outside and could recite good poems. Husband, the slave family admires you so much. From now on.

I'm your little crush. I beg your husband to look at the slave's sign tonight. The slave will give you a hammer while listening to your poetry." What Diao Chan admires the most is talented people. Back then, Lu Bu's martial arts skills were unparalleled and his skills surpassed those of the others.

, but Lu Bu was too thick, which scared Diao Chan. As a result, Diao Chan resolutely refused no matter how Lu Bu confessed his love. He only said that he wanted to be good friends with Lu Bu's adoptive father Dong Zhuo, which ruined Lu Bu's life. And now Liu Chan, Diao Chan looked at

Liu Chan's eyes were shining with stars. Looking at Liu Chan was like staring at the Wenqu star in the sky. Diao Chan, as a maid serving tea and pouring water, was so unrestrained for the first time. She hoped to have more in-depth communication with Liu Chan and teach him the truth.

, "Husband, you are so rich. I have been single for so many years and have never met a man like my husband. I wrote four poems in one breath, with just one word. My husband is rich and powerful. I really miss you.

Serve your husband, even if it is not my turn, I am still willing to wait by the side, just in case I succeed."

"Pfft!" Cao Zhi was stabbed by Diao Chan, and finally couldn't help it, and vomited it out. Who can endure Liu Chan's slander? Liu Chan's soy sauce poems may seem unbearable, but in fact they are all scolding Cao Zhi. As a scholar,

, If you can't eat beautiful women, you still have a lustful heart and no courage.

Cao Zhi was so angry.

When Cao Zhi grew up, he galloped all the way from Luoyang to Xuchang and defeated all the invincible opponents in the world. Even Chen Lin, one of the Seven Sons of Jian'an, could not recite soy sauce poems as explicit, direct and touching people's hearts as Cao Zhi.

But today, Cao Zhi was defeated. He was defeated by Liu Chan, the son of the big-eared thief Liu Bei. How could Cao Zhi be willing to do so? He was still struggling in his heart, thinking about winning back the victory and not showing off to Liu Chan. Liu Chan already had a group of beauties.
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