"What did you say?!" The little fat man Zhu Qizhen stood up with a carp thrust that did not fit his body shape. Zhu Qizhen's eyes were shining, his hands were dancing excitedly, and he shouted incoherently: "You mean I can

Cultivation into immortality? I can cultivate into immortality..."

"I want to become an immortal, be happy in the sky, and make myself worthy of beautiful fables..." Zhu Qizhen was really crazy, moving towards the direction of a madman.

Zhu Qizhen sang, danced, cried, laughed, gnashed his teeth, looked up to the sky and roared, and a very good sentence blurted out from his mouth,

“I want this day to be no longer able to cover my eyes;

I don’t want this place to be able to hide my heart anymore;

I want all living beings to understand my intention;

I want all the gods and Buddhas in the sky to disappear into thin air!”

"Hey, wake up, it's time to get up and move the bricks. The project manager is waiting impatiently..." With a thought, Yang Xin condensed a water ball in his hand, splashed it on Zhu Qizhen's face, and gave it to the crazy Zhu Qizhen in time.

A little cold water was poured on him. But obviously, a water balloon could not calm Zhu Qizhen out of his feverish rage, so Yang Xin poured several more water balloons on him.

"Water Escape - Who will build the dam!" Seeing that the water ball couldn't wake him up, Yang Xin simply used Water Escape.

"Are you awake?" Yang Xin asked.

"Wake up. Immortal Master, you don't understand. You can travel through all the worlds. You can get wind and rain when you want. You have unlimited immortality. How can you know the sorrow of people trapped in this world? This world is just a martial arts world.

The plane is not a plane of cultivation. If the immortal master hadn't awakened me, I would have been living in confusion for the rest of my life. However, I was awakened by the immortal master. I want to become an immortal and be happy all over the world. In the end, I still have those thoughts...

"Zhu Qizhen began to move towards the direction of madness again.

"Have you learned "Fan Jin Zhongju"? Be careful with my palm technique that falls from the sky." Yang Xin raised his palm.

Zhu Qizhen nodded repeatedly, but still couldn't help singing: "I want to become an immortal and be happy all over the sky, transforming myths and spreading them in the wind..."

"Why are you editing the lyrics of "Journey to the West"?" Yang Xin said speechlessly.

"Master Immortal, you don't understand! How can you, who is on the top of the clouds, know the sadness of the clouds and mud at the bottom? "Journey to the West" is my favorite in dreams!

This is a well-known domestically produced excellent fairy tale TV series. You can’t imagine that this is a genius work, created by genius actors and genius directors!

It is it that created the performance art of Sun Wukong with an expressionless face, dull eyes, and convulsions all over his body;

It was it that invented the post-modern martial arts method of repeating an action three times to show its power;

A simple martial arts action must be played left and right once, left and right again, and replayed for eternity. It is for this reason that this TV series has developed this kind of repeated martial arts action to complete the action in three episodes.

The plot is filled with thirty episodes of new film and television paths;

Each episode is about thirty minutes long, including nearly five minutes of opening theme and cast introductions, five minutes of ending theme and preview of the next episode, plus ten minutes of repetitive martial arts action. Damn it, the rest

The ten minutes are the real plot;

Every time Sun Wukong fights with a bad guy and subdues him, he always gloats: "You fell down before I could do anything...";

Tang Seng has become a master of martial arts in the play, and he is a little kiss even if he has a Yang finger, but such a group of awesome people always vomit blood, vomit blood, vomit blood inexplicably...

There is also the big BOSS Wu Tian, ​​who acts very cool every time he appears, like a rock singer. In the end, he was KOed by Monkey King with a computer stunt. FUCK, I was completely convinced;

Moreover, this character has the same expression from beginning to end, always looking like a bitter gourd, and his disgusting performance always makes me feel that there is a similarity between him and Sun Wukong;

There is also the reincarnation of the Buddha named Qiao Ling'er. He fell in love in the human world, yes! The reincarnation of the Buddha fell in love in the human world, and it was a vigorous love triangle...

But I have to doubt the Buddha's taste. His clothes are too inferior. Look at her dress. She looks like someone from the urban-rural fringe area, especially the woman named Biyou. I can't stand it anymore. She seems to be in spring all the time.

He shouted "Ling'er, Ling'er..."

In short, I can no longer describe this TV series in words. I have to say that "Journey to the West" is really a fighter among bad movies..."

"You're awesome!" After listening to Zhu Qizhen's cross talk explanation, Yang Xin gave a thumbs up.

"I want to become an immortal..."

"Stop!" Yang Xin quickly raised his hand to signal Zhu Qizhen to stop. He was seriously ill and needed strong medicine. Yang Xin said in a deep voice: "Throughout the past and present, and across the past five thousand years, have you seen any emperor who can cultivate immortality?"

Zhu Qizhen's face instantly turned extremely pale, but he held on to his last glimmer of hope and whined like a wounded and dying beast: "Then what do you mean by jumping out of the three realms and not in the five elements?"

"You are the human emperor. You should follow the path of the ancient human emperor. How can you take the path of cultivating immortals?" Yang Xin knocked on Zhu Qizhen's head and said with hatred.

Yang Xin raised his hand to the center of Zhu Qizhen's eyebrows, and the "Human Emperor's Luck Condensing Technique" printed out by the treasure distribution system was transmitted to Zhu Qizhen's mind. "The Human Emperor's Luck Condensing Technique" was created by the ancient Human Emperor to condense the human race.

Among the things that originate from destiny and destiny, you can then achieve the path of human emperor. At that time, when Mount Tai is enshrined in Zen, you can stand with the three emperors and the five emperors. Although it is not like cultivating immortals, but as strong as cultivating immortals, you can live as long as heaven and earth.

Shining with the sun and the moon.

"How to become emperor?" Zhu Qizhen asked puzzledly.

"Expand territory and expand the territory of the empire externally, recuperate and recuperate internally, keep the government clean, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and humanity is prosperous, then the destiny of the human race will be gathered quickly." Yang Xin said with the look of a top student looking at a scumbag.

"Then what is the origin of life?" Zhu Qizhen asked cautiously.

"The object in your hand is the source of life. Looking at this world, is there anything more suitable for it to be the source of life?" Yang Xin said angrily.

"He's Bi, the national jade seal?" Zhu Qizhen was stunned for a moment, and then said with great joy: "There is indeed nothing more suitable than this."

"When will the real person leave this world?" Zhu Qizhen asked casually. He seemed careless, but in fact he was extremely cautious.

Yang Xin laughed silently. Although Zhu Qizhen had been influenced by later generations in the illusion, he was still the Nine-Five Supreme Being of the Ming Dynasty.

"Are you afraid that I will threaten your throne?" Yang Xin asked straight to the point.

Zhu Qizhen was speechless, but he didn't expect Yang Xin to directly put his little thoughts on the table.

"The more prosperous humanity is, the faster the fate of the human race gathers, and the faster I leave! Don't worry about me being a threat to you. When it reaches a certain level, I can't stay in this world even if I want to." Yang Xin

Say it directly.

"Rejected by the original consciousness of the plane?" Zhu Qizhen asked quickly.

Yang Xin nodded, then as if he thought of something, he waved his hand and said: "A good person will do his best to the end, and send Buddha to the West. These things should be useful to you."

What appeared in front of Zhu Qizhen were the seeds of high-yielding food crops such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, and wheat, as well as several extremely thick "Encyclopedias".

Various advanced knowledge of the world.

"Thank you, Master Immortal!" Zhu Qizhen saluted solemnly and said respectfully.
Chapter completed!