Chapter 015: Hit people without slapping the face and scolding others
A contemptuous smile flashed across the face of the "Queen of Winter" in the distance, "How come you, the priests and guardians of the Forbidden Land of Dreams, live like this every day?"
Hu Huiniang's face turned red and she didn't know what to say, but she heard Huang Sanlang chuckle: "Our 'Return to Mengshan' and 'Wuyouyuan' are like this every day. It's good if everyone is happy!"
"Could it be that the 'Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady' taught you to be so happy?"
Huang Sanlang raised his eyebrows: "That's right!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and put his dry and thin arm on Hu Huiniang's graceful waist.
Hu Huiniang subconsciously hid aside, but immediately came over and snuggled into Huang Sanlang's arms very cooperatively.
Xu Yuyang, an old man and a young man, one is tall and the other is short, one is a man who is as beautiful as a fairy and can charm the whole world, and the other is not good-looking.
A little face so tender that it can squeeze water out of your face, a face full of wrinkles and old-fashioned wrinkles!
At this moment, they are cuddling together, looking extremely unmatched, and feeling indescribably uncomfortable!
Huang Sanlang bared his teeth and smiled, "That's what we little Sanxians are like. Even if we practice for thousands of years, it will be difficult to achieve the right path. We can just be happy and spend every day happily."
Huang Sanlang immediately echoed: "Unlike some ancient gods who shine with the sun and the moon, and live with the heaven and the earth, but they can't even touch their beloved!"
A trace of anger immediately flashed across the delicate face of the "Empress of Winter", but it passed quickly and she sneered: "It seems you really think you have lived long enough!"
Hu Huiniang smiled sweetly, nestled in Huang Sanlang's arms, played with the few sparse gray beards under Huang Sanlang's cheeks, and sneered.
"But for thousands of years, it depends on who we compare with. At least we have enjoyed what we want to enjoy, unlike some god kings who never know why they are alive even though they are immortal!"
When they finished speaking, Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang burst out laughing in unison, and even the fat man next to them also laughed!
When Xu Yuyang heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised: The views of these two gods are too incorrect!
The corners of "Empress Bitter Winter's" eyes raised slightly: "You two beasts are already so brazen in front of me, let's see how long you can still laugh!"
Huang Sanlang laughed: "By the way, my beautiful and noble goddess, just now I, Lao Huang...,,,,,,oh, if I am not in front of you, Xiaoxian can only call himself Xiao Huang."
Huang Sanlang paused and then said: "I, Xiao Huang, just heard at the 'Wouyou Tree' in the 'Wouyou Plain' that you are here to look for the 'Haotian Stone'. I think you, God, are already immortal."
What else do you want to do with the 'Haotian Stone'?"
Hu Huiniang chuckled, "Since the goddess can't use it herself, then she must be using it for others to use?"
The fat man listened at a loss and laughed: "Sister, what are you and Grandpa Huang San talking about? Why can't I understand, little fat man?"
Huang Sanlang sighed, "Hey, little fat grandpa, I'm telling you, this is a story from a long, long time ago."
Hu Huiniang chuckled: "Yes, this is a very poignant love story from a long, long time ago!"
Huang Sanlang nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, Hui Niang is right. This is a very poignant love story from a long, long time ago. It was said that it was said to be thousands of years ago, when the world first opened."
"There are only a few eternal gods and chaotic monsters in the world. However, there is an extremely ugly toad that specializes in devouring the energy of chaos between heaven and earth, but it happens to like that flying in the nine heavens.
The beautiful swan,,,,,,"
The fat man scratched his head and asked foolishly, "Grandpa Huang San, didn't you just say that the world had just opened, and that there was nothing else in the world except a few ancient gods and chaotic monsters? Why?
Will there be toads and swans?"
Huang Sanlang said "Ah" and said with an embarrassed face: "Oh, you little fat man, isn't Grandpa Huang San using a metaphor? Just listen carefully!"
The snow-white cheeks of the "Queen of Winter" in the distance were already covered with a layer of cold murderous intent.
"What are you two bastards talking about? Which of you has experienced the beginning of the world? What do you know about the 'Sacred War'? It's just rumors and hearsay, but you are still spreading it here without fear of divine punishment.
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Huang Sanlang bared his two big teeth and smiled:
"My beautiful goddess, your affair with the Lord of Chaos is known to everyone in the God Realm. Everyone is spreading it and talking about it every day. How come you, goddess, haven't gotten used to it yet?"
Hu Huiniang also snorted coldly: "That's right, Goddess, your sophisticated method of playing with the 'God of Chaos' in the midst of applause was so popular among us sisters of the Hu family! How many of our sisters want to ask you for advice, God?
That!"
Huang Sanlang laughed, "What does this trick of your sisters from the Fox family mean? The most famous one is just that nine-tailed fox that deceived King Zhou and led to the Battle of the Gods. This is really trivial, and Henggu
The goddess actually triggered the 'War of the Gods' between the Eternal True Gods, and even won the 'Ice Hunyuan Qi' of the 'Chaos God Lord' for eternity,,,,,,"
The "Empress of Winter" seemed to have turned a deaf ear to these, and there was no expression on her face. She just flashed a cold smile on the corner of her mouth, "It seems that it is really time for you to shut up!"
Hu Huiniang smiled: "Oh, look at our beautiful goddess, she is so angry that she wants to kill someone!"
"Empress of Winter" snorted coldly: "You three are considered human beings? You are the only one who can only make me angry? You think too highly of yourself!"
Huang Sanlang chuckled: "Among the world and the three realms, I wonder if the goddess can stop everyone from talking?"
"Empress Bitter Winter" gave a cold "hum": "The pure will be clear by itself, and the turbid will be turbid by itself. Why do I need to explain so many things to the world!"
Hu Huiniang saw that the "Empress of Bitter Winter" was not moved at all by the aggressive tactics of herself and Huang Sanlang, and seemed not to care about anything they said, so she could only grit her teeth bitterly.
He whispered: "Master Huang, it seems that your method of stimulating generals is not effective. This 'Empress of Winter' is really amazing! She is not moved at all!"
Huang Sanlang couldn't help but also chuckled, "We can delay the meeting for a while longer, I don't know what those two brats are doing, why haven't they come yet!"
Although the voices of the two gods were extremely low, Xu Yuyang in the air could still hear them clearly, and seemed to have understood that the words of the two people just now were intended to anger the "Queen of Winter" in front of him.
However, this beautiful goddess remained unmoved at all, and the two people's provocation did not come to fruition.
At this time, the corners of the "Queen of Winter's" mouth were raised, and a faint smile appeared on her perfect cheeks. Then she blew lightly, and a blast of cold air immediately came out.
Wherever this cold air passes, the red light in the eyes of the densely packed "ice crystal warriors" or the various "ice crystal beasts" immediately shines brighter again!
"Empress of Winter" said: "Go, my slaves, use your anger and hatred to tear these three people in front of you into pieces!"
Chapter completed!