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Chapter 005: Immortals bully me, thank you 147 Nosebleed Little Master Merchant Silver

Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang looked at each other, and Hu Huiniang nodded slightly: "The little sister is right. Since the little sister has said so, what can we say?"

Xu Yuyang nodded slightly, "At this point, I still hope that the fairy sister can make it as clear as possible!"

Hu Huiniang said: "The so-called 'entering the body' means that the soul of our Lord Yun Shu enters your body, little sister. Then Yun Shu's soul practices in your body, little sister, and restores Taoism."

Xu Yuyang nodded, "I understand this."

Hu Huiniang continued, "During this process, Yun Shu's soul will be able to see, hear, and feel some things or scenes that you couldn't see, hear, or feel before."

"Then Yun Shu's soul will pass all these to little sister, your physical body, and the physical body will then pass these to little sister, your soul. Little sister, do you understand this process?"

Xu Yuyang thought for a while and then nodded slightly, "Understood, just like you thought I couldn't see you two before, but the soul of Lord Yun Shu can see the two gods, so I can also see the two gods, this is

I mean."

Huang Sanlang chuckled: "The little girl is smart, that's what she means!"

"Does that mean that everything I can see can be seen by Yun Shu, and I can also see everything Yun Shu can see?"

Hu Huiniang nodded: "To put it simply, it is like this!"

Xu Yuyang's heart trembled, and he immediately realized why his eyes kept wandering on the extremely restless hands of the two big perverts, Mr. Xiao and Mr. Feng, during dinner last night!

It seems that this so-called "God of Wonderland" turned out to be a pervert.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Yuyang realized an extremely important question: How about taking a bath by yourself in the future?

But how can I ask such an embarrassing question? I can only pretend to be calm and say, "And what?"

"Also, when little sister you are asleep, little sister's soul is also in a deep sleep state. And we gods don't have to sleep if we don't want to sleep. What happened during this period, little sister, your soul

I fell asleep, so little sister, you won’t know!”

Xu Yuyang nodded slightly, "Oh, I understand. Just thinking about yesterday, my soul fell asleep after I drank."

"And you, Yun Shu's spirit, didn't sleep, so I don't know anything about what happened in the second half of the hotel yesterday, or even what happened when I went home to drink."

"Because it's your Shenjun Yunshu's soul that is controlling my body and drinking with them, right?"

Hu Huiniang looked confused and looked at Xu Yuyang in front of her but didn't answer.

After a moment of silence, Xu Yuyang heard his own voice replying lazily, "Yes, you were drunk and fell asleep after drinking that glass of wine yesterday. In order to prevent you from being embarrassed at the wine table, I will do it for you."

I controlled my body and finished the rest of the meal."

Xu Yuyang was furious and shouted: "What? I said this divine king, am I familiar with you? How can you use my body without my consent?"

"Hey, little girl, did you know that your spirit was already unconscious after you drank that glass of red wine yesterday?"

Xu Yuyang's eyes widened, "I'm sorry, I really don't know about this divine king!"

Xu Yuyang's voice rose by ten decibels, "If you don't know, just listen to me. If I hadn't used my soul to support you, I'm afraid you would have fallen asleep while cooking. How embarrassing would that be?"

Xu Yuyang's voice rose another thirty decibels, "Huh? You don't have to worry about that!"

"Oh, little girl, I am doing this for your own good! Otherwise, how would you have returned home?"

"Hmph, you are a big drunkard, what kind of god do you think you are? Let me ask you what happened next? Then you found Zhang Yan, Xiao Anzi and Youyi were drinking in the living room. What happened?"

Xu Yuyang was silent for a moment, "They wanted to drink, so I had to go with them!"

"Bah, you big liar, I want to see how shameless you are?"

While speaking, Xu Yuyang stood up with a "huh" and walked to the dressing mirror. He pressed his face against the dressing mirror and looked at himself in the mirror with anger.

"Tell me, are you lying? Zhang Yan and the others wouldn't have dared to drink at my house without me nodding! Humph, you must have used my body to agree to their coming!"

"Oh, little girl, why are you so unreasonable? I obviously did it for your own good yesterday, didn't you know?"

Xu Yuyang sneered and pointed at himself in the mirror with his right hand, "You're kidding, you obviously want to drink, and you're using me to drink randomly."

Who would have thought that Xu Yuyang's left hand suddenly knocked down his right hand, "Little girl, be polite and don't point your fingers at me!"

Xu Yuyang, who was in a rage, did not notice it at all and continued to argue with himself in the mirror, "Oh, if you make a mistake and don't let anyone tell you, I will point it at you. I just like to point it out."

While speaking, he stretched out his right hand and pointed at himself in the mirror.

But at this time, Xu Yuyang suddenly found a smirk flashing on his face: "Little girl, I am also a fairy king, how can you be so rude?"

Xu Yuyang laughed strangely, "Oh, why are you so rude to me? Since you are so powerful, you are still some kind of god. If you have the ability, don't stay in my body. If you have the ability, go out and find another host."

The more Xu Yuyang talked, the angrier he became. He stretched out his hand and poked his own forehead in the mirror.

"Where are you, Lord God? I think you are just a lying drunkard!"

However, before Xu Yuyang's right hand could leave the mirror, it was already firmly held in his left hand.

The self in the mirror stared at herself fiercely, "Little girl, what are you talking about? How can you be so disrespectful to me? Not only do you call me an alcoholic and a liar, but you actually dare to attack me?"

Xu Yuyang felt a sharp pain in the two fingers of his right hand. He wanted to let go of his left hand but couldn't.

Not only was I anxious and scared, but accompanied by bursts of pain, I couldn't help but cry out "Ahhhhh"!

While shouting, he also said: "Little girl, you must know how to respect this god!"

Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang were shocked when they saw this situation. They hurried forward and Hu Huiniang said: "Oh Yun Shu, what's wrong with you? Why are you so angry with a little girl?"

Huang Sanlang also said: "Yes, yes Yun Shu, let go quickly, but be sure not to damage this hard-won body."

Huang Sanlang and Hu Huiniang were holding Xu Yuyang's left hand and Xu Yuyang's right hand in an attempt to separate Xu Yuyang's hands.

And Xu Yuyang kept saying "ahhhh" in his mouth.

After a while, he shouted angrily, "Old Huang, is this the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you mentioned? What kind of host are you looking for for me?"

"Oh, you still dislike me. If you have the ability, why don't you stay here with me? Why don't you leave?"

"Do you think anyone cares about your body? If I hadn't been able to get out, I would have left a long time ago! Do you really think you are the emperor's concubine when you return to this palace? Just kidding, the Qing Dynasty has been a prostitute for two hundred years."

"Big liar, you tricked me into drinking alcohol?"

"You dare to disrespect me and I will definitely make you suffer some pain."

"Okay Yun Shu, my little sister is not sensible, so don't argue with her, okay?"

"Oh, Yun Shu, Hu Huiniang is right, just calm down."

The three people were in chaos in the living room. In the chaos, Xu Yuyang's left foot somehow kicked Huang Sanlang in the crotch.

The old god screamed "Ouch", covered his crotch with his hands, and slowly sat on the ground.

Xu Yuyang was immediately startled and took two steps back.

His face turned pale, "This, this was not kicked by me." Then he said, "I kicked it accidentally."

"It wasn't me who kicked it, it was your god who kicked it!"

Hu Huiniang looked at Xu Yuyang's hands and felt relieved, "Oh, it's okay. Don't worry about him. Come on, little sister, calm down and let's sit down and talk."

As he spoke, he pulled Xu Yuyang over and sat on the sofa again.
Chapter completed!
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