The next day, I dressed neatly and went to the designated blind date venue with a fighting mentality.【】

I still have a good impression of the woman this time, Zhang Ting. The experience of playing together when we were children has long been an indelible memory in my mind.

But times have changed, and now both parties have reached this point. For the sake of my parents' dignity, I have no choice but to be cruel.

Just like that, at one o'clock at noon... I arrived at the blind date location on time.

Not a minute more, not a second less, I deliberately followed the idea to achieve it.

The agreed place is a small fresh cafe located a little out of the way, with the theme of tea and bread.

I took a look at the advertising slogan on the glass of the store, took a sip of fresh fruit tea and a soft European bun, then opened the door and walked in.

I stood in the hall and looked around. There were not many guests now. There were only two tables of guests. One table was a young man and woman, so I automatically ignored it. The other table was a woman alone, but she was unkempt and refreshing.

Cool, very delicate Zhang Ting is completely irrelevant.

It seems that she has not arrived yet.

With this in mind, I walked to a random location and prepared to wait.

"Hey, Jiang Song, you clearly saw me, why did you hide aside me? It's been two years since I last saw you. You are becoming more and more unkind."

The person who spoke was the unkempt woman. I was stunned for a moment, looked carefully, and couldn't help but feel happy.

This host turned out to be Zhang Ting! So, she deliberately made herself look ugly before going on a blind date? That should be the case. Sure enough, no one involved would like such a stupid thing as a blind date, and they were all trying to fight in different ways

Still sitting.

So I smiled and walked towards Zhang Ting's place. Inexplicably, I regained my intimacy with her...

"Zhang Ting, long time no see." I greeted her.

Zhang Ting was lying on the table, looking at me with sleepy eyes, stretched out her five paws and shook her, which meant she had said hello to me.

I sat down and said with a smile: "Are you really not full of sleep, or are you just pretending?"

"To be precise, I was assigned by my mother to go on a blind date with you before I even slept. But I'm not at a disadvantage, sister. I haven't seen you for two years. Jiang Song, you have turned into a little girl. Come on, let's take care of you.

Get your face closer and let me drool first."

When I heard what Zhang Ting said, I was immediately confused. I looked at her in disbelief. After a while, I said with emotion, "Hey, I haven't seen you for only two years. I almost didn't dare to get to know you."

"This..." Zhang Ting smiled sheepishly, knocked her head in annoyance, and sighed: "It's over, it's over. I've been used to having sex with netizens in the past two years, and I actually brought it to reality.

It’s here, how can this be broken?”

I looked at her in surprise, what happened to you in the past two years?

Zhang Ting said: "I'm sorry, Ha Jiangsong. I haven't slept since I wrote last night, so some of the words are nonsense. Just forget it if you have heard it. Don't tell anyone you know, otherwise I will do the opposite."

Said you wanted to rape me."

"Okay...I won't talk nonsense...I understand..." I assured casually, completely speechless for Zhang Ting. Two years ago, she was such a gentle and quiet girl, and I didn't say a single dirty word to her.

As I said, it's like now, just do it casually.

"That's good." Zhang Ting breathed a sigh of relief and immediately praised me, "You are indeed my best friend..."

"Drink something." I interrupted her.

Zhang Ting waved her hand: "Whatever."

I came across this answer often, so I waved to the waiter: "Hey, give me some of whatever you want, about a hundred yuan."

The waiter was a pretty girl. She smiled at me and turned around to get ready.

When I turned around, I saw Zhang Ting lying on the table sleepily again. It looked like she had really stayed up all night.

I couldn't help laughing, "I heard that you are writing a novel?"

"Um."

"How's the income?"

"That...I..." Zhang Ting was a little embarrassed.

"You don't have godhead yet." I laughed.

"Hey, Tongtong, you also write a book?" Zhang Ting looked at me in surprise.

I glanced at her, shook my head and said, "I have a buddy who writes, and he is almost like you every day. He stays up until dawn, and then his mind is confused during the day."

"Yeah, yeah!" Zhang Ting nodded vigorously, with a sympathetic look: "That buddy of yours has become a god?"

"No, according to him, there is only one writer who has been on the street for ten thousand years."

"Yes, the competition is so cruel. Like me, I am the only one who has jumped on the street every ten thousand years. I even wanted to hang myself." Zhang Ting shook her head dejectedly.

"It can't be so miserable." I comforted her.

"It's really that miserable!" Zhang Ting nodded vigorously, as if the conversation suddenly became more interesting, and said: "Damn it, yesterday my damn editor urged me to revise the article, and I revised it, and it took a lot of effort to get it right. I'll look back.

I looked at it and thought, damn it, today’s update hasn’t even been updated yet, so I hurriedly worked my butt off and managed to write four thousand words.”

As she spoke, she sighed, made a lifeless look, and rolled her eyes: "There are still four thousand to complete today's full attendance. I have to continue to work hard after I go back!"

As she spoke, she made a fist gesture.

I was speechless. I found that I was no longer on the same parallel plane as her. Her thoughts were beyond my comprehension. I said casually: "How many books have you written?"

"Two books. This is the third one. I bought the first two books. I was counting on this one, but I didn't expect that the prices haven't increased every day lately. Ahhh, it's going to kill me!"

She sighed and began to ignore my existence. She kept saying, "Damn it, I can't write at all these days."

"However, cities should logically grow rapidly."

"It will be on the shelves in a few days. I will be exhausted. Damn it, I am exhausted too. This time I chose an urban theme that has been severely criticized..."

I sat across from her and listened to her dirty talk. I waited awkwardly for a moment and then suggested: "You are a female writer who writes urban articles, so your book should be about something like CEO."

"

Zhang Ting took a sip of the fruit tea in her hand and asked casually: "What do you want to say?"

"I think maybe you don't understand the words and deeds of those CEOs. They generally don't talk nonsense casually."

"Well, it should be. But my readers like to watch porn? There's nothing we can do about it." Zhang Ting said, suddenly stunned, and asked hopefully, "So, have you had any actual contact with those CEOs?"

I nodded slowly. I felt that Cao Fang, Shen Luoxue and the like could be considered CEO-level people. This was not a lie.

Zhang Ting's eyes lit up and she urged: "What exactly is it like? Come up with a classic joke and let me listen to it."

"Would you like to have a part..." I raised the corner of my mouth, and suddenly thought of Cao Fang's pretending to beep. That look was quite in line with Zhang Ting's curiosity.

So I looked at Zhang Ting and said, "Get ready."

"Yeah." Zhang Ting nodded quickly.

I pondered slightly, imitating Cao Fang, and whispered softly: "Don't you see it, the water of the Yellow River is coming up from the sky..."

Zhang Ting waited and saw that I was not going to continue, so she couldn't help but remind me, "Once you go to the sea, you will never return."

I clapped my palms with a "snap" and said happily: "Looking for it, it turns out you are my confidant."

Zhang Ting's eyes widened: "Is this so?"

"Yes, that's it. This is the one my boss usually likes to use. It's not very popular, but I have to admit that he is a quite unique person."

"Indeed, it's very unique. Is there anything else?" She looked like she was asking for advice humbly.

"Pfft..." When I looked at her like that, I couldn't hold back my smile and laughed out loud. I quickly said, "No, I didn't mean to laugh at you."

"It's okay, you continue."

Well, facing Zhang Ting who was so eager to learn, I slumped my shoulders in frustration. It didn’t matter, I whispered: “In my hand, holding the steamed buns...”

Then, he raised his eyes to look at Zhang Ting and encouraged her with his eyes.

Zhang Ting hesitated, and unexpectedly blushed. She coaxed and cooperated: "There is not a drop of oil in the dish!"

"Pah!" I immediately clapped my hands and looked at Zhang Ting with joy. I suddenly understood why Cao Fang loved to pretend so much. Indeed, it was very satisfying to force the other party to cooperate in such a coy way!

Full sense of achievement.
Chapter completed!