Your sister!

When did I die?

Yang Yunfan was so angry with Xiao Douding!

After a while, the stiffness in his neck improved a lot, he turned slowly and looked around.

At this moment, a look of understanding suddenly appeared on his face, and he muttered: "I just said, why is the atmosphere so weird? It turns out that it is really a mourning hall. Could it be that this little guy thought that I was struck to death by lightning? No wonder,

He cried so sadly."

…

Half an hour later.

"Elder brother, please have tea..."

Xiao Douding shivered and placed a cup of tea on the coffee table next to Yang Yunfan.

He looked worried and stood aside, not daring to look at Yang Yunfan at all.

After all, anyone who is treated as a corpse and left in the mourning hall for a day will probably not be in a good mood. This is a big mistake! If Yang Yunfan is angry and beats him up, he will have no place to redress his grievances.

Little Bai Ya and second senior brother Li Mubai on the side were also embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it.

"Fortunately, you didn't take it upon yourself to cremate me. Otherwise, I would have been the most unjust person to die in the world."

After Yang Yunfan knew the truth, he wasn't too angry. After all, this little kid also spent ten spirit stones to kindly get himself a set of handsome inner disciple's brocade robes, allowing him to "walk" very well.

scenery.

He has lived so long, and this is the first time in his life that he has encountered such a precious junior brother.

When Xiao Douding heard that Yang Yunfan was not angry, he hurriedly said with a shy face: "Hey, senior brother, how dare I destroy your body... This is very disrespectful."

"remains?"

Yang Yunfan couldn't help but glare at him.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!"

Little Douding hurriedly slapped himself in the mouth and smiled.

Little White Tooth on the side finally got in and asked very curiously: "Elder brother, what happened last night? You really have a female ghost in your body... so you were struck by lightning?"

Female ghosts have cold bodies.

Thunder is the most powerful and yang thing.

All things in the world, yin and yang attract each other, this is the ultimate principle... In the realm of gods and gods, there are too many weird things. There are some ghost legends in many places. For example, some yin and evil things are cultivated into spirits and possess the practitioners.

Take in the yang energy from your body.

Especially female ghosts, which are extremely yin bodies, like to possess male practitioners and absorb the masculine energy from them.

At the same time, because female ghosts have a very yin body, they are more likely to attract thunder from the sky.

If a female ghost leans over a man, when she absorbs the yang energy from the man and exposes her own cold energy, she may attract thunder to fall.

Therefore, when Little Douding and Little White Ya saw Yang Yunfan covered in smoke and struck by lightning last night, they suspected that Yang Yunfan was possessed by a female ghost.

"What a female ghost! Don't talk nonsense about catching wind and shadow!"

Yang Yunfan glared at Little White Fang and said angrily: "Last night I was just practicing a peerless magical power. I failed to control the output of my vitality, which caused chaos in my vitality. Therefore, there was an explosion and my body suffered some damage. However, these

The problem was already figured out before I fell into coma last night."

Little Douding and Little White Tooth both laughed, obviously not believing it.

Li Mubai, who had been silent for the whole time, shook his head slightly and said: "Senior Brother, don't lie to us. Our outer disciples are basically in the Golden Core realm. How can we attract thunder from the sky during our cultivation? Junior brother talks too much, please advise Senior Brother.

One sentence, if you really have a female ghost in your body, no matter how much you like that female ghost, my junior brother advises you to give up. People and ghosts have different paths. Senior brother, you have a bright future, so don’t make the mistake of yourself."

Holy shit!

I said, I don’t raise female ghosts!

Am I such a lustful person? I won’t even let go of female ghosts?

Yang Yunfan was going crazy, but he couldn't explain this kind of thing.

At the end, he clapped his hands and said, "Well, let's take a day off during the day. At night, the three of you will go to the bamboo forest with me. I will show you what the peerless magical power of triggering thunder is!"

"That's fine!"

Li Mubai and his two junior brothers looked at each other, then stood up and said goodbye to Yang Yunfan: "Senior brother, you have a good rest, and the three of us will go prepare."

"Getting ready?"

Yang Yunfan looked strange, not knowing what these three people were up to.

When the three of them walked out, Li Mubai helped Yang Yunfan close the door. His expression gradually became cold and stern. He looked at Little Douding and Little White Ya and said seriously: "Elder brother seems to be obsessed with the female ghost and is unconscious.

If you want to trigger thunder from the sky again, isn't that asking for death?"

"As junior brothers, we must not watch our senior brother die like this. I remember that evil things are most afraid of bloody things, and female ghosts should also be afraid..."

Hearing this, Xiao Douding immediately patted his chest and said: "Second senior brother, don't worry, black dogs are the most powerful in dealing with evil things. There are many wild dogs on our mountain. Before dark, I promise to catch a black dog and be ready."

Black dog blood, help senior brother get rid of the entanglement of the female ghost."

"Well, go ahead!"

Li Mubai nodded happily, then looked at Little White Tooth and said: "Little White Tooth, go and prepare some cinnabar and yellow paper. Wait a minute while I draw some five-element thunder talismans. Although it cannot trigger thunder, it can injure ordinary women."

Damn it, there should be no problem."

The legendary five-element thunder talisman is very popular. You don't need to master the laws of thunder and lightning, as long as you understand the talisman skills. It can be said that it is the most widely spread demon-killing talisman. Even monks in the foundation-building realm can draw it.

A true practitioner of the Thunder Law takes the thunder element into the body and transforms his body's blood into the thunder element... and finally condenses a thunder godhead.

The two are completely different.

"Yes, second senior brother!"

Little White Teeth nodded and quickly went to the utility room at the outer door to collect things and prepare to work.

"Alas, senior brother, there is only so much I can do for you. You still have to rely on yourself for everything."

Li Mubai let out a long sigh, glanced at Yang Yunfan's room with a complicated expression, and turned around to leave.

Inexplicably, a senior brother appeared. Not only did he not hold any grudge, he also showed great kindness to Yang Yunfan.

What an honest person!

…

within the room.

Yang Yunfan heard clearly what people outside said.

"These guys..."

He was really dumbfounded.

However, the true feelings of these three junior brothers also moved him a little.

"The talents of the three of them are all average. It will be very difficult for them to cultivate to the realm of Yin and Yang. There is no shortage of elixirs in the Bixia Dan Sect, but unfortunately, the skills are too basic. Anyway, let's take advantage of tonight.
Chapter completed!