Anli Township.

In a family mourning hall.

Inexhaustible paper money and cigarette smoke filled the air.

Chu Hao was wearing a monk's robe, with his head bare, and he was chanting, "Old God is at ease."

While Chu Hao was thinking about it, he suddenly felt constipation in his stomach. He couldn't bear it any longer. He got up and asked where the toilet was, and ran out.

I squatted in the latrine and lit a cigarette.

"It's so comfortable." Chu Hao couldn't help but say it after defecating.

Suddenly! In the closed toilet, a cold voice said: "Hello."

The appearance of this cold and lonely voice made Chu Hao tremble with fright, the cigarette in his hand fell into the pit, and his back became hairy.

I looked around, is there no one here?

Although I don't really believe that there are ghosts in the world, I am very scared and my feet are trembling.

"Do you...do you have any extra paper?"

Chu Hao breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be the other side of the toilet. The men's and women's toilets were separated by a wall, just like the latrines in the countryside.

Chu Hao: "Girl, can you speak so suddenly and scare me?"

The voice on the other side said apologetically: "I'm sorry, can you...can you give me some? I came here in a hurry and didn't bring any paper.

Chu Hao recalled the girl's voice and found it quite pleasant, and said, "Yes, I'll give it to you right now."

"Thanks."

Look, she is still a polite girl.

Chu Hao took out the wrapping paper, and suddenly! A cold and serious voice appeared in his mind.

"The ghost-catching and pretending system is activated. The host "Chu Hao" is an atheist. His life has been unremarkable. If he fails to pretend, he will be pretended. He is the best candidate for the ghost-catching and pretending system."

"The ghost hunting and pretending system is starting to load..."

The cold voice startled him again. His hand shook and the paper fell into the pit. His eyes widened.

"Fuck!!"

Chu Hao watched the wrapping paper fall into the latrine and couldn't help but cursed. It was fine now. He just took out one piece and all of it fell into the pit.

"What's wrong."

The girl on the other end was also startled by Chu Hao.

Chu Hao was embarrassed: "The paper... the paper fell into the pit."

"Ah!! What should we do?"

The voice on the other side was full of anxiety. She came in a hurry and didn't bring any paper, not even her mobile phone, otherwise she could call someone to deliver it.

Chu Hao was confused by the voice in his head, but he still answered: "I have two more, but they are not enough! How about I use them first and get them for you when I go out."

"No, I'll use it first."

The girl was anxious, she didn't want people to see her embarrassing side.

Chu Hao was immediately unhappy. The paper belongs to me, how could I let you use it first?

If you are a beautiful woman, then forget it, but if you are a fat woman with thick arms and waist, wouldn't it be a big loss?

Chu Hao felt that the other party's character was not good and that he was not good-looking, so he said calmly: "One hundred yuan a piece."

The silence on the other side said: "Okay, you give it to me."

Chu Hao felt happy and threw a piece of paper over. The girl opposite immediately screamed: "Is this...is this paper? Are you kidding me?"

A thin piece of paper, if this is used to wipe farts, wouldn't the farts be pierced?

Chu Hao coughed dryly and said with a guilty conscience: "Have you never used wrapping paper? One piece of paper is folded into two. I gave you one, but I still use the other."

"You...you...bastard."

It can be seen how angry the girl opposite is, almost going berserk.

Chu Hao ignored her, wiped the paper and left, not believing that the other party would sell a piece of paper for a hundred yuan.

When he returned to the mourning hall, he was a little strange about the voice in his head just now. Could it be because he was too tired and had hallucinations?

But he didn't think much and stepped into the mourning hall.

"Ding... The ghost hunting and pretending system has been loaded. The host "Chu Hao" has received a level 1 novice gift package."

"Ding... get character attributes."

Character attributes suddenly appeared in Chu Hao's mind, as clear as a three-dimensional image. Is this the legendary virtual technology?

Host: Chu Hao.

Apprentice Ghost Catcher: Level 1 (upgrade to level 9 to reach Apprentice Ghost Catcher)

Experience value:0000/1000

Pretentiousness value: 0

Mana: 0

System prompts: In three minutes, Li Meiqing's ghost will appear. The target is to retrieve the soul of his relatives. Please prepare the host in advance.

Chu Hao's eyes widened. He was in a trance, feeling unreal, and then became extremely excited and ecstatic.

The cheat system often seen in novels?

I have such a day too!!

Ghost hunting and pretending system?

Nima.

Is there really a ghost?

When Chu Hao was stunned, an angry girl came running from the direction of the manhole. She was about eighteen years old, with a pretty face, her eyes were like a pool of clear water, and she was very cute.

Although she was wearing mourning clothes, she could still see that her figure was highlighted under the mourning clothes, and her figure was so beautiful that it made people think of her.

The girl also saw Chu Hao and was immediately shocked and said: "Chu Hao?"

"Mu Yuxun!"

When Chu Hao saw the girl, he felt that the sky was darkening and the earth was darkening. Damn it, it couldn't be such a coincidence, right?

Mu Yuxun is a high school goddess-level school beauty. People chasing her can line up a highway. The most important thing is that Chu Hao and her are still classmates.

However, it is such a coincidence.

Mu Yuxun was shocked and angry. She pointed at Chu Hao's nose and cursed: "Asshole, was it you who was in the toilet just now?"

Mu Yuxun was really mad. The thin piece of paper just now almost made her collapse. Her butt was too big, so she used it carefully. She had never felt so embarrassed. Now that she came back, she had to bring the paper back to continue.

wipe.

She is a goddess-level school beauty, but for such an embarrassing incident to be related to this bastard, maybe Chu Hao will go to school and make lies to deceive the public.

Chu Hao was startled and quickly raised his hands and said, "Donor, you have recognized the wrong person. This poor monk is lonely."

Mu Yuxun was wearing mourning clothes and said angrily: "Lonely, your sister, I turned into ashes and even though I know you, you actually deceived me and came to my aunt's house."

Speaking of which, there was another bad fate. Mu Yuxun was defrauded of 50 yuan by Chu Hao at school.

The money didn't matter. The most hateful thing was that Chu Hao told her that her luck was coming, and she met her by chance at the school's Sancha intersection. She had been looking forward to it for a long time, but it rained heavily that day. A car passed by at high speed, splashing rainwater on the ground.

It made her all wet.

She knew Chu Hao even when he turned into ashes.

Chu Hao was really in trouble when he met this school beauty.

The dispute between the two attracted people in the mourning hall. A middle-aged man came over and asked: "Yuxun, what's going on?"

Mu Yuxun pointed at Chu Hao and said, "Uncle, he is my high school classmate, not a monk. This man is a fortune teller and a liar."

How could Chu Hao let her expose him? He quickly said: "Donor, you may have recognized the wrong person. I don't know the Chu Hao you are talking about."

The middle-aged man looked at Chu Hao. This young monk was about eighteen years old. He had a bald head and monk's robes. He was handsome and simple, and did not look like a liar.

"Yuxun, have you recognized the wrong person?"

Hearing that her uncle didn't believe her, Mu Yuxun became even more angry, her chest heaved, and she strode forward, afraid of hitting Chu Hao's bald head.

Mu Yuxun smiled brightly: "I heard people say that you usually like to dress up in disguise, but your bald head is fake."

Then, she pulled hard, and a piece of face was removed, and Chu Hao's hair was also exposed.

Chu Hao secretly cursed that those bastards actually betrayed him.

"Um?"

The middle-aged man looked over, anger showing on his face.
To be continued...