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Chapter 25 Technology is not enough to make up jokes

After applying warm saline compresses, the blood vessels quickly resumed circulation.

"Awesome." Li Fan let out a sigh of relief. If he had to do the suturing himself, he might have a medical accident.

However, this patient's wound was relatively large and there were many damaged blood vessels. After suturing the main artery, Tanglou began to find the second blood vessel that needed to be anastomotic.

In the observation room, everyone watched with great interest as they looked through the art fields in the Tanglou.

The resolution of vasospasm seemed like a victory for them.

Only Liu Tong's constipation worsened from three days to a week.

Soon, Tanglou was ready to anastomose the second blood vessel.

"The diameters of the two ends of this blood vessel are quite different. Direct suturing from end to end will cause a crack to form in the blood vessel on the side with the larger diameter."

Cheng Jian took on the role of commentator without hesitation, and was also thinking about how to deal with it.

Liu Tong stared at the screen, as if he had a lump of shit in his throat and couldn't breathe.

Tanglou started his treatment without too much hesitation. He first cut the smaller-diameter blood vessels into oblique cuts, then evaluated them and further cut them lengthwise.

In the observation room, Cheng Jian nodded frequently: "It's true that he has rich experience and directly used different-caliber anastomosis. And he was able to cut the oblique incision decisively, which shows that he has a lot of research on blood vessel circulation. Different-caliber can only be done after the blood vessels are aligned with each other.

With suturing, there will be no risk of bleeding later.”

"The difficulty of suturing different diameters is a little higher than that of end-to-end suturing, but being able to accurately judge the length of the oblique incision and whether to cut the oblique incision can show a doctor's confidence and experience."

Shen Jun also praised that ordinary doctors do not have such decisive courage on the spot.

The next operations are naturally similar, controlling the stitch length and margins.

Regarding this, everyone is naturally not worried about whether the tenement building can be completed, they just want to continue to reminisce about this refreshing performance.

In the operating room, only Tang Lou was left operating quickly.

Surgery was always long and tedious. As a poor student, Li Fan felt a little bored as he watched. He wanted to give some guidance, but he couldn't get a word in.

A resident doctor was so insignificant in front of the interns. Looking at the tired nurse, Li Fan's desire to speak suddenly became stronger. If he was not good at it, he would come up with a joke:

"The atmosphere is a bit dull. It seems that I will come up with some bottom-of-the-barrel jokes to ease the atmosphere at Café de Coral."

"Doctor Li, are you going to show off your singing voice again?"

Xu Lanlan has collaborated with Li Fan the most, and I have listened to his ragged children's song countless times.

Sure enough, Li Fan started with:

Little white rabbit, white and white,

Lift up both ears,

After cutting the artery, cut the vein,

It's so cute to be motionless.

It is simply the song of the five rings in the operating room. A medical career is incomplete without singing it.

"Dr. Li, you are too perfunctory. Why don't you do something more interesting?"

This interesting point is naturally the focus of taste.

Li Fan chuckled:

Listen up, when I first became an intern, my classmates were all asking the teacher which department was the most profitable. One classmate said: Teacher, I heard that orthopedics is the most profitable?

The teacher said: Pi, ophthalmology is the best way to make money!

Do you know what department he chose in the end?

"Ophthalmology." Xu Lanlan answered matter-of-factly.

"Hehehehe," Li Fan proudly put his hands on his hips, "No, he chose anorectal surgery!"

"???"

It took Xu Lanlan a while to react, and her face suddenly turned red.

"I do know a joke about Dr. Li Fan and Sister Nan Nan."

Another mechanical nurse, who was more senior than Xu Lanlan, said maliciously:

"Talk about it!"

"When head nurse Zhang Nannan was still a junior nurse, when she first met Dr. Li Fan, do you know what he said?"

The mechanical nurse began to describe the scene:

Dr. Li Fan, who was still very young at the time, met Sister Nan Nan in her prime and asked: Zhang Nannan, which department do you think I studied in university?

Zhang Nannan frowned: Which one?

Dr. Li Fan said in a personable manner: I? I am a healer.

What do you think Sister Nannan replied at that time?

Xu Lanlan and others were all curious, but Li Fan covered his face with his hands, unable to look back on the past!

Especially in front of the handsome Tang Lou, this kind of joke can only be lethal if he tells it!

Thinking about it this way, I feel even sadder. Sure enough, handsome guys can be called flirting, and ugly guys can only be harassed!

Tanglou also pricked up his ears. After all, the operation process was long and cumbersome, and telling jokes was a tradition.

In the past, their medical school had a special club for heavy-flavored jokes. You can't say that the junior girls were not allowed to enter the club until they were blushing and their hearts were beating!

Naturally, Tanglou is also a good player!

The mechanical nurse imitated Zhang Nannan's tone and said disgustedly: Bah! I think you are a Buddhist. Little bald donkey, please let me go.

Unexpectedly, the prophecy came true, it was Maitreya Buddha!

Look at Li Fan's big belly.

"Hahahaha, that's true, that's true."

Xu Lanlan laughed so hard that her branches trembled.

While Tanglou was operating, he cleared his throat and someone came:

When I was in college, I participated in a doctor-patient communication competition.

The test question at that time was as follows: A 17-year-old child is in urgent need of liver transplantation. His father insists on living donor liver transplantation. The child has blood type O, the mother has blood type A, and the father has blood type AB. How to communicate between doctors and patients?

"So much communication?" Li Fan was also a little curious.

Several people in the observation room were also weaving answers in their minds. For them, the bosses of the operating room, telling jokes is an essential skill. In addition to passing boring time, it can also shorten the relationship with colleagues in the department and stabilize the relationship between interns.

Tension.

Tanglou said slowly: I didn't answer anything, I just took off the disposable green hat worn in the operating room and helped him straighten up.

"Hahahaha, absolutely amazing."

After a few jokes, I regained my energy in the operating room.

Tanglou finally completed the anastomosis of this blood vessel, declaring that the operation was 70% complete.

Tanglou regained his seriousness, inspected it, and ordered:

"...Surgical microscope, microsurgical instruments, microsurgical sutures, saline preparation for irrigation..."

"Okay!"

Everyone in the observation room also breathed a sigh of relief. It was like a football match. The first half was exciting and exciting. Now it was halftime. Of course, they were even more looking forward to the exciting second half.

Microvascular anastomosis has relatively little impact in terms of safety, but it is more difficult to handle properly.

Liu Tong looked at the preparations during the operation with a complicated expression. It was obvious that the next operation would most likely be another Tanglou performance, which was not what he wanted to see.

With his mind spinning, Liu Tong hesitated: "Aren't you awesome and capable? I will arrange the most complex and difficult case for you. I don't believe it. An intern can really master all kinds of techniques." Mode?"

Liu Tong turned around and was about to go out.

"Dr. Liu, why do you have to leave first?"

Shen Jun looked at Liu Tong's movements.

"Director Shen, after all, today's situation is special. Taking advantage of the preparations for the operation, I will go out for inspection. At the same time, if there are cases that cannot be solved by the doctors in our hospital, they can be arranged to come over. It will also open my eyes and learn."

Liu Tong's answer was very sincere.

Shen Jun was a little confused and a little abnormal. When did Liu Tong become so modest? But after thinking about it, it does make sense.

"Dr. Liu is right. Before returning to the emergency department, I had already contacted the city hospital. Considering the reception capacity of our hospital, the city hospital has opened more wards. With the support of these city experts, the pressure will be even greater. Come more and more. Interns from various departments and doctors who have been spared are all allowed to come to the observation room. It is a rare opportunity."

Shen Jun arranged it.

Huo Tong also nodded: "Director Shen is right, the opportunity is rare. I sent some cases that cannot be solved by the department, and Director Cheng is also here to check it."

Liu Tong nodded: "I understand, I understand."

After turning around, a proud and sinister smile appeared on his face. The most difficult case?
Chapter completed!
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