When Chen Nian heard this, he couldn't help but admire the girl's chicness.

"Are all folk singers like this?" Chen Nian asked doubtfully.

"No, it's purely because I'm relatively poor. Rich people have already bought houses. Big guys who own houses are running around to attend music festivals and appear on TV. I just have no worries, so I want to go wherever I want.

where."

"Then you've eaten all the delicacies in Chengdu?"

"Not really, I just can't stand it after eating too much spicy food, but the food here is pretty good. The braised pork can be said to be the second best braised pork I have ever eaten."

"Then who's number one?"

"Can't tell you."

Therefore, Chen Nian did not continue to ask questions.

"You are a singer, what is your name?"

"Me? An Hongdou."

"The one with the exquisite dice and red beans?"

"Yes, does it sound good?"

"really."

"My name is Chen Nian, from Chen Nian of the past." Chen Nian also introduced himself.

"The one with old jealousy?"

"Um...that's right."

As the two chatted, An Hongdou stretched out her chopsticks to the dish next to her.

After it was served just now, there was a strange smell that penetrated my nose, as if something was broken.

"I'll try this. If you eat the braised pork I bought you, I'll try your food too."

So, Chen Nian watched the other person pick up a piece of tofu, hesitated for a moment, and finally put it into his mouth.

Immediately afterwards, the other party's expression changed drastically.

Wow, I turned around and vomited into the trash can.

"This tofu is bad!"

An Hongdou had a long mouth and didn't dare to close it because she thought she would feel the smell again as soon as she closed her mouth.

Chen Nian looked at the other party's actions and clearly felt sorry for the piece of tofu.

It took a lot of effort to pickle the vegetables myself, and all the ingredients added up to just one dish.

"It's not bad. This is steamed Sanjiu, a Shaoxing specialty."

"How is it possible? It tastes bad when I eat it!" An Hongdou said as he took out his cell phone and searched online.

After a while.

“This dish really exists!”

"Of course." Chen Nian said as he picked up a piece of stinky tofu, blew it a little and put it into his mouth, then picked up a chopstick of rice and ate it in one bite.

An Hongdou just looked at Chen Nian eating so deliciously, and couldn't understand it.

"Isn't this really bad?"

"It's bad, but stinky tofu tastes so bad." Chen Nian said matter-of-factly.

An Hongdou looked at Chen Nian and swallowed it.

I moved my chopsticks, wanting to try but not quite daring.

Finally, I finally made up my mind, picked up a piece of stinky tofu, opened my mouth wide, and put it in my mouth. I didn't dare to close it directly. I quickly picked up the rice and put it in my mouth, imitating the old style, and then started chewing hard.

But I was so nervous that I accidentally made a humming sound.

"Puch." Chen Nian is a professional, but he really can't hold it back.

"why are you laughing?"

"I thought of something funny."

"What's so funny?"

Chen Nian didn't expect An Hongdou to still ask reluctantly.

As the saying goes, once you make up a lie, you have to use countless lies to cover it up.

But Chen Nian couldn't clearly tell that he was laughing at the other person for making a pig noise just now, so he came up with a joke he had made since childhood.

Although Chen Nian knows this joke, most people may not find it very funny.

But Chen Nian has indeed been laughing since childhood.

"Once upon a time in the big forest, there was a little bear and a little rabbit who were good friends." Chen Nian said slowly, but as soon as he finished the first sentence, he suddenly heard only the other person.

There was a "plop" sound.

I saw An Hongdou covering her mouth tightly and trembling: "Hahahaha, little bear and little rabbit are good friends, they are actually good friends..."

Age: "???"

What's going on?

Chen Nian originally thought that her laughing point was low, but as soon as she started talking, she started laughing like this.

Finally, he waited for the other party to stop a little.

Chen Nian had no choice but to continue: "One day, they made an appointment to go shit together."

"Pfft, hahaha, shit... They went to shit together, hahahaha... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, hahaha, but I just... hahaha, I can't bear it.

Stay...hahahahaha!"

Chen Nian: "..."

To be honest, Chen Nian has not yet reached the funniest part of this story.

Shouldn't have laughed.

But......

Laughter is contagious.

Chen Nian couldn't help but laugh out loud when he heard the other person laughing non-stop.

"Puch...Hahaha, don't laugh. I haven't finished speaking yet. The next thing is...Hahahaha, there is a little Hahaha, little white rabbit...you

Stop fucking laughing hahaha, let me finish, there is a little white rabbit, not a little white rabbit, it is a little white rabbit hahaha, yes it is a little white rabbit...hahaha I beg you

Don’t be ridiculous...the little white rabbit finished pooping first, and is waiting for the little bear outside."

Chen Nian said with difficulty while being infected by the other party and laughing like a fool.

An Hongdou, who was opposite him, was lying on the table with a smile.

"Help...rabbits have small butts...pull fast...hahahaha...sorry hahaha..."

An Hongdou laughed so hard that her stomach began to hurt, and she even realized that she might have said some unflattering words to this person she met for the first time.

"Then the little bear asked the little rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

"The little rabbit said he wasn't afraid."

"Then...then hahahaha, the fucking bear picked up the bunny and wiped his butt!"

After saying that, the two of them started laughing loudly.

"Hahaha, help, someone help me...wipe my butt, hahaha..." An Hongdou really wanted to control herself not to laugh anymore, but when she thought about the white little rabbit, she wiped her butt.

The little bear's poop felt disgusting and funny, and even An Hongdou's laughter turned into: "Goose goose goose goose~"

They laughed like this for more than two minutes, both of them lying on the table, and finally waited until the laughter stopped.

Finally, when he raised his head, the two of them met each other's eyes.

Another round of hilarious fun!

I laughed intermittently like this for about twenty minutes.

Finally they stopped.

Extremely peaceful.

It was as if he had entered sage mode. Except for the dull pain in his ribs, it seemed as if nothing had happened just now.

Then they began to eat in silence.

From time to time, greet each other awkwardly but politely.

After all, there are still a small number of people who suffer from social anxiety syndrome. Everyone's unintentional gaffe just now made the scene seem to have solidified.

Wait until after you finish eating.

"The food is delicious. I gave you the money just now."

"Okay, thank you."

"No, it's me who thanks you for eating such delicious braised pork."

"No, you are a customer, and I should be the one thanking you for taking care of your business."

"No, no, no, I thank you for leaving your food to me."

"In other words, you gave me money, and I should be thanking you for earning your money."
Chapter completed!